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    𝐓𝐒𝐆 || When Harry Potter steps into Hogwarts it is the opposite of everything the wizarding world had hoped for.

    Charming by nature, a prodigy and most importantly. A Slytherin.

    Welcome to the Snake Game, may the biggest liar win.

     

     

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    Playlist of the story:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0KihQLygegrFU058IvJdAc?si=H8FEggbZSQGaeQsHAnNSnA&dl_branch=1

     

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    It takes a village to raise a hero, and a hero to raise a village. Hand in hand, heart in heart, rise above and beat the odds, no matter how much they're stacked against you… Power, perception, and legacy—a war can't be won alone, so don't be. Don't be alone.

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    In the summer after 5th year, Harry has dreams that take on a life of their own.

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    Draco Malfoy expected many things to occur during the summer following his 5th year. He expected to become one of the Dark Lord’s marked (no matter how unwanted). He expected to have to somehow make up for his family's failures. What he did expect however was to find a severely injured Harry Potter at the edge of his property.

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    3/?
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    6
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    20
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    7
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    The title says it all

    To those who didn't like the ending of Bleeding Love including myself

    I hope you enjoy this as much as I will

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    3/?
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    8
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    32
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    9
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    1059
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    "There aren’t many people who would fancy a game with an ex-Death Eater. Too afraid I’ll curse their broom, I suppose. Or they much rather throw me through the goalposts.”
    “If you believe that, then why did you agree to go with me?”
    “You seemed genuine. And the way you’ve been acting lately, it confused me.”
    “I was being nice to you.”
    “Yes, well, that doesn’t happen very often now does it? Especially from you.”

    The war taught Draco a lot of things. Most importantly that no amount of smiles or kind words means someone actually cares about you. It was the same lesson that Harry learned long ago in his youth, but he'll be damned if he stands by and allows someone else to be as miserable as he once was. Even if that person is Draco Malfoy.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    54
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    When Draco is sent a letter with instructions to follow to find the sender, he find himself in a world he could never dream of! Even weirder, it was right outside his school. Most likely the professors don't know...

    Only one person saw him leave, and that is none other that the great Harry Potter himself...

    But... That was only how it started(Sorry, no in between for now. maybe it will be out. just not now. you will know what happened during those years though). And now, its 5th year and Draco can do thing you wouldn't even imagine, knows people that shouldn't exist. He's grown, made friends with a dragon named Amica, and turns out, he has three siblings,all is explained, somehow, when a certain someone finds out about it all...

    [Takes place in 5th year]

    All rights reserved for the storyline and extra characters (obviously not the ones written by J.K. Rowling, but some changes were made to them as well though)

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    1/?
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    Harry is upset with Voldemort. Voldemort doesn't want to deal with it. Severus just got home from spending the last two weeks with the Order. He just wants a quiet week

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    11/?
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    2
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    Harry Potter didn't know much about himself. Why Mrs Figg always lets him pet her cats, while others can't. Why the old shopkeeper he buys Dudley's 'well done' gifts gives him a everythings with a 5% discount and calls him Mr Potter although he never once mentioned his name.

    Harry Potter did, however, realise how different he was from everyone else in his town he was. So when letters after letters start showing up at 4 Privet Drive telling him that he's got magic. He's honestly not as surprised as he should be.

     

    pre-hogwart: 1-???
    1st yr at hogwards: ???

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    1/?
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    “Potter,” Minerva stated, blinking rapidly. She looked behind him, checking for more guests. “How can I help you?”

    Help. Harry’s shoulders sagged. Minerva had been one of the few to ask him that question, and have Harry believe she actually wanted the full answer.

    “Professor,” he said. He cleared his throat, wilting under Minerva’s hawkish stare. “Sorry, I know you’re Headmistress now. I can’t shake the habit. I, uh...” Harry rocked on his toes, back and forth. “I’ve been seeing therapists from the Ministry. But none of them are clicking. And you... You sent me a letter, recently, saying you’ve noticed your students seeing Thestrals.”

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    Sequel to "Your Answer". Harry is at his wit's end, trying to find a therapist that suits him. With some help from Minerva, he settles on the unassuming, hard-hitting Dr. Ashford--the same therapist, interestingly enough, Draco Malfoy visits.

    Brought together once more, Harry finds an unlikely companion in Draco, in between sessions. Draco, whose glare has softened. Draco, who no longer relies on his name to get by.

    Draco, who might know Harry's struggles a little better than Harry gives him credit for.

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    3/?
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    If you had a chance to do it over again, make things better, would you take it?

    or

    Harry fakes it 'til he makes it.

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    Harry -somehow- accidentally goes back in time.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
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    Voldie has Harry. How does that change things?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    573
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    A few weeks into Occlumency lessons with Snape, Harry decides there's no point continuing. How will this decision change the rest of the book?

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    4/4
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    156
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    How much of the future would change, if one small detail is changed? Ariana is saved from being attacked, little near a century later her grandson enters Hogwarts at the start of his first year. Ariana never actually thought Harry would be in danger though.

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    1/?
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    Harry never thought that a project would have him partnered up with the Tom Riddle and developing something for said teen...he vehemently swears it's not a crush because it's definitely not. Nor would it lead to something much more, especially not somehow becoming an accomplice to the infamous villain, Voldemort. Danger never seems to like leaving him alone.

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    Harry being flippant and in denial about having a crush on Tom but he's totally whipped for said prefect already (whether he likes it or not).

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    4/?
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    12
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    59
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    9
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    Harry is still reeling from his godfather's death when he stumbles his way into a friendship that challenges his ideals, reveals several long kept secrets, and could even turn the outcome of the war.

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    12/?
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    43
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    512
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    161
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    9202
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    Everyone knew Harry James Potter to be the Boy-Who-Lived. Except, of course, for the boy himself.
    But what if Harry started to ask questions?
    Questions like: Why am I constantly in danger? And: Who keeps putting me in bloody deathtraps?!

    Let's see the answers for ourselves, shall we?

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    26,660
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Draco Malfoy and his wife's will do everything for the woman they love(or so they think)

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    English
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    5/?
    Comments:
    5
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    101
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    52
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    6988
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    The Avengers & co. adventures on Twitter

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    5/?
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    10
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    169
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    20
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    Harry se trouvais chez les Dursley pour les vacances de sa 5eme années lorsque les mangemort ont débarqué pour les enlever. Quelle sera la réaction de Voldemort lorsqu'il se rendra compte que Harry n'en a rien a faire de ce qui peut arriver au monde temps qu'il obtient sa propre vengeance.

     

    harry : "Dans la vie c'est chacun pour soi, tuer ou être tuer et moi je préfère tuer qu'être tuer."

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    Français
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    12,880
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    5/?
    Comments:
    10
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    46
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    7
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    720
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    Oh dear diary,

    I met a boy
    He made my doll heart
    Light up with joy
    Oh dear diary
    We fell apart
    Welcome to the life of...

    Harry Potter.

    Language:
    English
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    5,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    600

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