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    Hermione meets Draco Malfoy when he has his nose in her laundry machine, her favourite panties dangling from his hand. AU.

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    A decade has passed since the Second Wizarding War happened. The court has sent him to therapy as a way to help him control his dangerous veela side and to help come to terms with everything that happened in his life.
    During 10 therapy sessions, Draco will recount his life, how he met Hermione and grew to like, love and marry her, how he had to make horrible choices and how he had to embrace who he really was.

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    Hermione Granger owns an apothecary and hasn't fully healed from the war. Draco Malfoy needs a job and doesn't have anything left to lose.

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    6/?
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    The events of June 30th, 1996 transpire exactly as they had with one exception, Draco accepted the help of The Order and in turn became a double agent. That is until he was found out and left for dead in a forest. When the Golden Trio find his unconscious and bloody body they take him in. This will be a slow burn dramione story.

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    25
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    Cursebreaker Harry wakes up one morning to a dragon sitting on his owl perch.

    After some careful sleuthing, Harry deduces the dragon is really a cursed human and Harry has to find a way to break the spell and set the person free.

    Oh, and the human is Draco Malfoy

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    When Draco is sent a letter with instructions to follow to find the sender, he find himself in a world he could never dream of! Even weirder, it was right outside his school. Most likely the professors don't know...

    Only one person saw him leave, and that is none other that the great Harry Potter himself...

    But... That was only how it started(Sorry, no in between for now. maybe it will be out. just not now. you will know what happened during those years though). And now, its 5th year and Draco can do thing you wouldn't even imagine, knows people that shouldn't exist. He's grown, made friends with a dragon named Amica, and turns out, he has three siblings,all is explained, somehow, when a certain someone finds out about it all...

    [Takes place in 5th year]

    All rights reserved for the storyline and extra characters (obviously not the ones written by J.K. Rowling, but some changes were made to them as well though)

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    Draco and Harry become friends after running in to each other one night in first year. As time goes by they feel more and more drawn to each other and in the end fall in love.

    Or
    How one night and an apology might change the choices people make.

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    1/?
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    Draco Malfoy was dramatic. We all know this of course, but sometimes he's not.

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    “Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.

    Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”

    The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.

    The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.

    ———

    In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.

    aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.

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    You are the only Weasley that’s a Slytherin. Your parents and most of your siblings, minus Fred and George, ignore you because of it. Now, it’s your 5th year at Hogwarts and Ginny wants a favor out of you.

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    “You need to tell me who you guys are otherwise I’m not going to cooperate. Either way, I know with sour patch here, I might just end up getting killed" Draco grinned though he found himself afraid at the words he just let out. It’s no good to run his mouth like a runway knowing they probably have a cannon out there hiding.

    .... or how Draco found himself kidnapped by a group of mercenaries intent on killing his boss, Tom Riddle.

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    Amid a lifetime of madness, a price is paid with the life of a lover. And you should know fear, dear friend, she will burn down worlds to bring him back.

    The price of power would always be blood.

    It could be yours.
    It could be theirs.
    Or, it could be everyones.

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    Wallowing in self-pity and questioning her existence as a woman. She doesn’t even want a baby anytime soon or ever so why give her a uterus then.

    Sniffling in the bathroom alone, cold air hitting her naked form.

    She hates periods so much. Why can’t she be a man instead? Having a cock would be ten times more awesome.

    Without her realising, a hesitant hand knocks on the door, calling out to her from outside.

    “Rissa baby, are you okay?” He called for her, pondering whether she was hurt or something bad had happened to her.

    “Go away! Don’t come near me ever again. I hate you and I don’t want to see your ugly face!” she screamed while trying to find her tampon and when she realised she was out of tampon, it was making her more frustrated.

     

    Nothing hurts more than having that time of the month but what makes it better is having a slave by your side.

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    fluffy drarry bday au!

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    Ironically Harry decides that his talent is in the arts, specifically pottery, and that he likes himself hairy- or with long hair, so as soon as he’s out of Hogwarts he moves to Diagon Alley and opens up his own arts shop. And in a turn of unjust and unlucky events, Draco Malfoy might just need a job there. And a flat.

     

    Or, Hairy The Potter needs a sidekick and Draco Malfoy is available.

     

    Currently postpones because... idk

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    ON HIATUS
    _________

    Theo took a deep breath, trying to calm his nervous system.

    Blaise had to be right, surely?

    He glanced yet again from his Blonde friend and then over to the curly-haired girl on the other side of the room.

    Yes... yes, there needed to be an attraction there in the first place for the potion to even start to work, didn't there? ...

    And that would never happen. Not between Granger and Malfoy. Not by the time they were 30.

    Not in a million fucking years.

     

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    What happens when your two 'best friends' accidently ply you and your annoying female arch-nemesis with a potion at the end of their Eighth year party that binds you both together if neither of you are married by the time you are 30?

    Oh, Theo.
    Oh, Blaise.
    You utter arseholes...

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    Harry estaba emocionado por asistir a un nuevo colegio internado. Hasta que el último día del verano lo bajan del auto luego de un largo viaje en carretera, un enorme castillo se alza sobre su cabeza y los profesores visten uniformes blancos, con jeringuillas medicadas en los bolsillos. Pero ya no hay vuelta atrás.

    AU sin magia.

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    Summary: Hermione Granger is just trying to relax after a long week when an uninvited pureblood prat shows up and disturbes her evening. Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, they're J.K Rowlings, though I wish I did :)

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    Despite Draco’s concerns, Harry’s... cousin, if you could even call him that, was coming to stay. Several days of destruction and sleepy cuddles later, and they are all still alive… kind of.

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    Harry broke into Umbridge's office to try and floo Sirius and was captured, as happened in canon.
    But instead of the brilliant Hermione leading Umbridge into an amazing trap, everything goes a little differently, and it leads to Hogwarts waking up and choosing the next Headmaster herself.
    Of course, she chooses Harry and so he becomes the youngest ever Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    With help from his Dragon Council, he brings the school back up to standard and vanquishes Voldemort.

    *This story has been abandoned, sorry to everyone who's been waiting for an update and thank you to everyone who's read, left kudos and commented*

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