18 Works in Sarcastic Dean Winchester

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    A rewrite of the missing year after Season 5 to explore what might have happened that year had Castiel not tried so hard to keep Dean out of the war in Heaven and, instead, decided to remain by his side.

    WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 1-6.

     

    Prior to the apocalypse, Sam made Castiel swear an oath on his Grace to leave Sam in Hell and take care of Dean when Sam was gone, if Cas survived. When Castiel returns Dean prays for his help, and Cas joins him on Earth instead of going back to Heaven. Bound together, things begin to unravel around Dean and Cas, as Heaven begins to fall, Hell starts to rise in the wake of Lucifer's defeat, Earth is nearly overrun by the Children of Eve, Dean discovers family he never knew he had, and the world sets its eyes on the Righteous Man once again as their savior.

    Begins during the year between Season 5 and 6, canonically; given that Dean takes a year to 'retire' and then gets back into hunting. Inspired in large part by how Castiel's character development was disappointingly retconned in Season 6, and uses the characterization of Castiel from seasons 4 and 5 to explore what could have been done in Season 6 and beyond after the apocalypse.

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    The spirit took a deep sigh inwards, closing his eyes as he let himself become one with the stars again. Three hundred years had he been invisible; three hundred years had passed, and yet still nobody was able to see him. He didn't have the slightest clue as to why he was chosen; why he was chosen to spend his afterlife- his death that he rightfully deserved to lead peacefully- as a ghost. A ghost who was the baron of dreams. He blessed children with dreams at night, giving them a peaceful sleep.

    He opened his eyes as he felt himself materialize in the household of the next child; a boy, who reminded him a lot of his son during life, who constantly needed to be comforted from his nightmares with dreams. The spirit shook his head slowly, watching the golden sand turn to black, dancing above the boy's head. It faded from a golden bunny, to a black rabbit with glowing, red eyes. The spirit waited a moment, watching the boy begin to twitch slightly in his sleep, before waving his hand, turning the demonic rabbit back to the golden bunny.

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    Castiel is a small-town mayors son who is used to a life of luxury and trouble free... Well, that was until Dean moved into town. His father would always talk about how perfect Dean was and how he should act more like him. Cas has never liked Dean and has done his absolute best to stay away for him, but nope his luck won't have it. To make matters worse Dean had made a stupid bet that Cas does not like the sound of one bit.

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    Dean has been trapped in a pitch black room with his arms tied together for a few weeks. After spending all this time alone in the dark, he finally meets his captor and is surprised to find that it is Castiel who had brought him there in the first place.

    WARNING: This is very graphic and contains rape/non-con elements and has mentions of self-harm. If you are not comfortable with either of those, then I suggest you skip this story.

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    Dean is the CEO of a major company that deals with cars. Just recently, Dean had to fire an employee who held an important position in the company. Will Dean find the perfect fit for the job, and maybe even a perfect fit for him?

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    Sam and Dean Winchester travel to Beacon Hills to investigate reports of missing persons. They meet and team up with Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, and the rest of Scott's pack to solve the case. Unfortunately things don't always go so smoothly and Dean and Stiles' Cars end up as humans brought forth from a parallel universe.

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    When Dean was growing up, Sam was the one that was doted on. The on who went to school as he hunted, the smart one. However, Dean was the fuck-up. Doing everything wrong, not protecting Sammy. His whole childhood flopped.
    But then Dean went to hell, he knew he belonged there, after everything. But then some stupid, attractive angel had to pull him out. After, Dean was basically at the worst point in his life. But he was used to it. But after purgatory and getting the Mark. Everything goes downhill. Sam and Dean argue over something, so Sam gives him a basic silence treatment unless completely necessary. And the mark is bringing some unwanted memories of Hell again.
    (Also, Cas never gets his grace stolen in this. But the angels still fall. This is in Season 10 btw)

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    I'm so serious right now, this is the ultimate Crack fanfic of a bunch of fandoms that, I just....,egdjvknrffnoeecnkKnedv
    Please, we need help ;)

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    Castiel doesn't want to be partnered with the new, all sunshine and rainbows, rookie Dean.
    Dean's heard the stories of bitter Castiel whose banter is about as hot as the Atlantic ocean.

    But when you've got to sit in a cop car every day with one another and constantly risk your life for your partner, you learn a lot about each other.

    And maybe, just maybe, Dean can be the one to save Castiel and show him life is still worth living.

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    “But you don’t wanna be Sheriff, do you?”

    Dean looks back at the television screen, which is at a much lower volume to The Outsiders. “You do what you have to for the good of the people, I guess.”

    “Okay, let me ask you this, then,” Cas says, “what would set you free?”

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    “And you know I don’t understand your ‘sarcasm’ Cas retorted putting air quotes around the offending word.

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    Castiel Novak just wanted to get through his senior year of high school. Get accepted to some school a thousand miles away, leave town and never come back. All he had to do was lay low in his new school and he would be just fine. Should be easy enough, right? Yeah, no. And after he runs (literally runs) into Dean Winchester after a particularly rough morning, things only get more complicated.

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    It was raining gently as Dean walked along the street, which really, was just typical of his luck. Of course it would rain on the guy who had just single-handedly (maybe not quite single-handedly, Sam had helped after all) saved this entire town from a goddamn demon army.

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    A mysterious murder at Stark Industries catches the Winchester's attention, drawing them to New York and more importantly, to Tony Stark, but they soon find out that a few civilian deaths are only the start of something greater. Someone is out for blood and they're targeting Earth's Mightiest Heroes. The results could be a catastrophe on an apocalyptic scale and who better to deal with the end of the world than Team Free Will? Again...

    Sass, sarcasm, romance, superheroes, angels and an impending apocalypse. Hook, line and sinker.

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    Sam and Dean never thought one meeting when they were younger could change their lives. But they were wrong.

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    Based loosely around the prompt- AU where Dean owns a record shop and Cas owns a bookshop right beside it, and they both hate each other for stupid petty reasons and they constantly trade insults; one day Cas tells Dean to shut up, and Dean says "make me" and smirks, so Cas shoves him right up against the wall and bites his lower lip (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧"

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    Dean Winchester only planned on hiking through the woods, just like he always did. He didn't plan to meet a dark-haired yet bright-eyed stranger with an angelic aura to him. He most certainly didn't plan of falling in love with him.

    Castiel Novak just wanted to plant some trees in the forest of the town he'd just moved into. He didn't expect a tall man with eyes the same as the forest to help him. He didn't expect to get a nickname from a man he didn't expect to love, either.

    It was the forest that brought them together.

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