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    In a future ruled by Lucifer and plagued by the Croatoan virus, Cas died along with many of his friends; however, God decided to intervene one last time and brought him back. The lost angel uses his new, God-given, strength to go back into the past. Maybe this time he could get it right.

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    21/25
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    514
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    Castiel is falling for Dean Winchester.
    Of course, that was kind of obvious - in the past months they've spent talking and fanboying and laughing and having their private movie nights and diner excursions, they clicked. Everybody knows that Castiel and Dean aren't just friends.

    Except. They are. Just friends, that is.

    Which - shut up, okay? Castiel is working on it; he knows what he's doing!

    (Okay, he has no fucking clue what he's doing.)

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    1/1
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    Castiel fucked up.

    On top of having to contend with the pressures of the end of his high school career - and the pressures that came with being a closeted little gay boy raised in a Christian family - he might have made his own life worse by telling Meg Masters his biggest secret. It all comes to a head when, suddenly, Dean Winchester and Charlie Bradbury (captains of the SS Gay Pride at their high school) find out about his dreaded homosexuality after a near-scuffle with Dean.

    With Dean trying to project himself into Castiel's life to 'help,' a lack of understanding about his own parents' view of gay rights, and only one friend (yes, Gabriel, that means you), life quickly becomes hectic. Soon, Castiel and Gabriel both find themselves firmly invested in a social circle they previously had nothing to do with, and it's all because of Dean's efforts to make Castiel feel safe - normal - and understood.
    It's much easier to know that there's nothing wrong with you when you have good people telling you to ignore the insecure voices in your head...
    *rated T for strong language and 'adult' themes (lol)*
    *do not read if you want Castiel/Gabriel, it DOESN'T HAPPEN.*

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    1/1
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    23
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    76
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    4
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    Prompt: "I accidentally walked in on you stealing my best friend’s fish because you were mad at them for stealing your sandwich"

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    1/1
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    10
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    70
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    2
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    507
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    Castiel's new life begins with falling in the captivity of the weirdest pirate ship he's ever seen. He expects its crew to give him a slow and torturous death. Instead, he finds the most ridiculous and brave person in its captain.
    This is a story of a wonderful treasure, of adventure, of bravery - but most of all, it's a story of true love.

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    1/1
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    11
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    67
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    9
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    1077
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    Cas lie face down into the cushion of the couch of which was the home of many old stains and cigarette burns from one of Deans friends. Cas tried not to think of it though, all the awful things this couch was associated with, so he turned his cheek to the cushion to not directly breath in whatever shit was in that couch. The table was currently littered with beer bottles from a friends company named "thighslapper". A bit douchey sounding according to Dean but to be honest its a pretty good brew... coming from a professional-irresponsible-college-student-stale-beer-taste-tester's standpoint . A bit of a wordy title, may have to think of a different one.
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    Series of short stories in no particular order about the aventures of college cas and dean. There relationship is complicated but cute (not complicated in a bad way)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    17
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    263
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    Castiel,
    Hi. My name’s Dean, just Dean — that’s all you’re getting out of me.
    I don’t really know what else to say, I’m not good at this and I really don’t want to talk much. But it’s for a grade, and I’m already flunking English, so I guess I don’t have a choice.
    Your name is weird as fuck.
    — Dean

    Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak became pen pals because of a school assignment, and they tried not to get attached to one another. They really did. Sort of. Barely.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1872
    Bookmarks:
    283
    Hits:
    13568
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    “Thanks, snookums,” the man deadpans, giving nothing away, and with a brisk turn on his heel is striding towards the door; and while it should be impossible with his casual speed and the stubborn lack of an indoor, gusty breeze, the man’s tan trench gives the strongest impression of dramatic billowing Dean’s ever actually seen. Because this is real life, not a goddamn Billy Wilder film. And also, what the fuck.

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    306
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    31
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    The one where Castiel is death and Dean is fate and the two just can't seem to decide whether a man who can't stop dying should live.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    401
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    Enriching and delving deeper into Cas/Dean moments: What went on in Dean's head. Season 7 and 8 with some flashbacks from previous seasons.

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    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3127
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    Dean and the reader have been together since they were 16. Dean had been the only man shes ever loved. Now he was sacrificing himself to destroy Amara for good.
    Starting from 11x23 onwards
    Follows through to season 12, and the major events that happen.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    29
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2550
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    Dean and his friends go to the summer camp they have been attending for seven years now, and Dean is mostly excited to see Castiel- the sweaters in the summer, dorky glasses, scrawny kid he's been joking around with for years. Of course, with time people change and now Castiel is some good-looking sarcastic nerd who Dean is attracted to instantly. Over the course of the summer, Dean and Castiel become witty, bantering friends who might just turn out to want each other in a slightly different way.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    130
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    10161
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    With less than a week till Christmas, there's plenty of things Dean would far rather be doing than hunting some mysterious ice spirit. But holidays suck, he's always maintained, and the universe, apparently, does not care what he wants. So here he is, tramping through the knee-high snow, scanning the horizon for the completely-AWOL angel who's supposed to have his back.

    And then the wind picks up.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    42
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    328
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    70
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    3578
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    “You’re being absurd. Of course I want to spend the time with you,” Cas sighs. “And I assume you are interested in progressing to anal sex in our activities, given your groceries.”

    Dean doesn’t know why he’s surprised. Could be the way Cas says it: causal and just this side of bitchy and bored.

    “Yeah, I…yeah…” Dean sighs, closing his eyes and shaking his head. “I mean, if that’s a thing you’re…into.”

    “I could make an innuendo here,” Cas notes and Dean laughs despite himself. Maybe he’s just tired or maybe he’s just getting used to sexy Cas or whatever. “But yes. I’m amenable.”

    “Ooo, you know I get hot when you talk amenability.”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    621
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    7863
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    Follow the story of Dean Winchester on his journey once he joins the Glee club! He realizes that there's a lot more to people that what one may think. The "freaks" of the school become his closest friends. Especially the sarcastic and short tempered, Castiel Novak. Watch Dean do things like question his sexuality, face his fears, and well, sing his heart out and break down his walls.

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    628
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    237
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    Castiel doesn't want to be partnered with the new, all sunshine and rainbows, rookie Dean.
    Dean's heard the stories of bitter Castiel whose banter is about as hot as the Atlantic ocean.

    But when you've got to sit in a cop car every day with one another and constantly risk your life for your partner, you learn a lot about each other.

    And maybe, just maybe, Dean can be the one to save Castiel and show him life is still worth living.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    957
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    346
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    “But you don’t wanna be Sheriff, do you?”

    Dean looks back at the television screen, which is at a much lower volume to The Outsiders. “You do what you have to for the good of the people, I guess.”

    “Okay, let me ask you this, then,” Cas says, “what would set you free?”

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    1/1
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    2
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    72
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    11
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    634
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    “Alright, move it,” Cas said, finally calling it a night. Dean rose on his feet and moved to lie on the bed by Cas’ side while the man rolled onto his stomach and spread his arm on the bed, covering Dean’s body. Like every other night, it didn’t take long until Dean squirmed from beneath the peacefully snoring body and curled into a ball between Cas’ shoulder blades.
    ~
    Castiel has been living happily with his cat Dean for a year. When Cas starts dating his neighbor April, Dean comes up with a plan to make her run screaming.

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    161
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    16
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    1972
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    “Would you like to have sex again?”

    The expression on Dean’s face is strangely reminiscent of when Castiel’s laptop (inherited from Sam) decides to freeze and shutdown for no reason. “Eh-e-excuse me?”

    “Your actions in the last few days have been…contradictory,” Cas presses on. “You said what happened was a ‘one-time thing.’ You refuse to be in a room with me and won’t discuss what happened, yet you display physical indications of sexual interest which -”

    “I WHAT?"

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    Or: The one where breakfast food and sexual frustration get the best of everyone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    803
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    9489
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    “Come on, we’re finding you someone to…engage with sexually or whatever,” Dean explains, chancing another swig of beer before going on. “Anyone in this bar, no limits, who would you would be your top choice to bang?”

    “Well, you, ideally.”

    Dean spits out some beer before collapsing in on himself, legitimately choking this time. “Excuse me?!”
    ----

    Or the one where Cas wants to have sex and Dean is there to help.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    8,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    1278
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    15286

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