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    There are lots of great fics out there where Readers find and care for bitties, but what if another character entirely finds a group of bitties in need?

    Papyrus is going Gyftmas shopping when he comes upon a strange store. Upon entering it, he finds a group of scared and so called "defective" bitties and decides to take them home with him so they can be happy and safe. Lots of fluff, shenanigans, and kitchen goofs ensue and new friendships are formed as the bitties discover what it's like to be cared about.

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    You’re a zombie. He’s a skeleton. You’re pretending to date each other. Need I go on? Probably. (full desc. inside)

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    Asriel Dreemurr thought that all his problems would be solved when he came back to life, but life isn't that simple. His resurrection by Gaster sets off a series of events that shake up his and everyone else's lives. He'll have to deal with that while growing up on the surface with Frisk and all the problems that come with it. And his dark past as Flowey isn't done with him just yet.

    But all will soon become clear because all will come Out of the Void.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.

    Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.

    But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.

    What the hell is keeping you here?

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    The people who love him come to realise Sans may be hiding something from them.

    (not the best of summaries, sorry)

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    You, a lazy, jobless young adult who was still bumming in their parent's house, woke up in a bed of golden flowers.
    That scenario was oddly familiar to you, and the reason for that became apparent when one of those flowers greeted you with an overly enthusiastic "Howdy!"
    Next thing you know, you see your SOUL, and you are made painfully aware that you are destined to die, because it wasn't red.

    A generic Reader-insert fandom-metta Undertale fanfiction piece.

    #NaNoWriMo2017

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    *Warning! Spoilers!*

    Post pasafist AU. Eight years have passed since the barrier opened up and monsters are still getting used to living on the surface while facing some rasisim against them. Frisk has settled into their new family and everything seems fine exept it's not. Chara keeps reminding Frisk of their past mistakes in other timelines and Sans is remembering more from the other timelines and other monsters are remembering past timelines. Frisk doesn't know what to make of it but they need to do something soon before this timeline falls apart.

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    It seems, that death truly is the beginning of a new adventure. She did not ask for it, but she is grateful for it.
    After all, it brought her to him. She found something she had been missing without knowing, something that filled her world with warmth and light.
    And she will be damned if she allows someone to take him away, to take her new family away.
    Let them try, she will FIGHT tooth and nails to get them the happy ending they deserve.

    the thought of them on the surface fills her with DETERMINATION.

    What happens, when someone is reborn in the world of Undertale as a monster goat princess and meets a certain punny skeleton.

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    Edgy x Frisk pregnancy smut

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    Edgy goes away for the holidays and is horrified by what he comes home to.

    Which leads up to smut, and more S M U T .

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    Frisk told you about it, how they and Chara reset over and over again to make the golden ending stick. How they tried to figure out how to keep the integration of monsters into human society peaceful. Some of these resets produced unusual results.

    A look into various AU versions of "These are our Days." Some parts may be difficult to understand without knowing the main story. Happy Anniversary, everyone!

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    Sans had grown up with those words on his bones. 'That was absolutely HILARIOUS'.

    He would be lying if he said that those words didn't help shape his sense of humor. He couldn't wait to crack the right joke that would let him know that he had found his sarcastic soulmate. If the writing was anything to go by, they were either as genuine as Papyrus, or really sarcastic.

    Either way, he couldn't wait to finally find you.
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    You had been searching for your soul mate for ages. You had almost given up at this point. You stared at your arm, where the words were written in some lettering that was, honestly, kind of childish. 'i thought it was pretty funny.' You had no idea why all the words were lowercase.

    From what you could tell, he was a joker. That much was obvious, but the case was puzzling. Everyone else you know has proper grammar, at least for the most part. You did run into an upbeat girl who had these weird squiggles after hers.

    Maybe it's for inflection? You weren't really sure.

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    A skateboarding stunt goes wrong and Chara is taken to Dr. Gaster's office to get her broken ankle set. She's afraid of doctors, but a small punny skeleton who barged in on her appointment to bring his father his lunch might be just the distraction she needs to help her get over her fear.

    This is the story on how Sans and Chara became friends in the As Sweet As Chocolate Nice Cream series.

    Set in a universe where Asriel stopped Chara from going through with the buttercup plan. This is a sequel to A Twist in Fate: Saving Chara, but can be read alone.

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    This is a new beginning but it's also the start of a war. As Asriel and Frisk begin their new relationship they'll have to worry about a lot more then awkwardness and teenage hormones. Because trouble has found them and they are now forced to fight a new type of threat invading their world from the void. Will the two of them and the rest of the Undertale crew be able to fight off these new foes? Only time will tell.

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    You're an asshole who sent a letter to no one in particular on the other side of the country because you were desperate for someone to actually talk to... It turns out a lot better than you expected if you're being honest.

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    "I know that I have a vivid imagination, but this is ridiculous."

    Before this, Cammie just had to worry about getting good grades and surviving high school in general. But who said life ever did exactly what you wanted? When a certain skeleton magically appears in her room, her life suddenly became way more complicated. Now she has to deal with punny skeletons, murderous daisies, and demon 9-year-olds, and still make it to 3rd period on time. Whats the worst that could happen?

    Whoever said life was easy?

    Will she survive with her sanity intact? Probably not, but let's read anyways.

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    Underswap AU. Sans is all excited when he sees it's National Taco Day, but Papyrus is having a bit of a rough day, so Sans tries to think of a way to cheer him up. He sees another National Day on the calendar that's sure to bring a sweet start to Papyrus's morning and bring his big brother's smile back.

    But Papyrus will not let Sans's National Day go uncelebrated either.

    Fluffy brotherly schmoop for GriiffinWrites.

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    Yeah, you liked Undertale but you didn’t expect one day you’d wake up in a white void and meet a skeleton there.

    But times changed and with a bet putting you under a time limit, you’ll have to track down your SOUL in the wide Multiverse.

    Hey! At least there’s cute skeletons and most are happy to help and allow you to befriend them. SOUL shards are a dangerous thing to have floating around in the AUs after all. You never know who might try to snatch one.

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    Seventy seven year old Amelia Adrian reflects on the good neighbors she has in Sans and Papyrus as the two skeleton brothers help trim her apple tree. Set two years after the True Pacifist Ending. Mentioned Alphys/Undyne, but no other ships.

    A little sweet, fluffy slice of life oneshot for National Good Neighbors Day.

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    Frisk grew up in a home with neglectful, drug using parents. With a little sister to take care of, Frisk goes to Mt. Ebott to collect a flower specimen for a professor in town who was willing to pay three hundred dollars for it. When she falls into the Underground, she finds danger, but also family and friendship. With the help of a mysterious ghost girl named Chara who only she can see and who she shares a connection with, as well as some new friends, especially a certain pair of skeleton brothers, Frisk tries to get back home to her sister, but what will be the cost? And how far will Frisk go to protect both her sister and her new friends?

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