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    Being a “vampire” as you have deemed it is supposed to have it’s perks right?You didn't age, didn't get sick, didn't have to worry about food, and you had all the time in the world to do what you wanted. Awesome right?

    Not awesome, too much time was a very bad thing. Food lost its allure when all your body now craved was blood and being kept to a nightlife tended to curb your enthusiasm after the first 10 years.

    Boredom was your worst enemy along with the guilt eating away from a past that haunts you in your dreams.

    So when the barrier broke your ever observant sister took it as an opportunity to break you out of your “mood” she so endearingly calls it by selling your house and forcing you to move to a large house in the monster district deeming it a “ project” to keep you busy.

    Begrudgingly you agree your neighbors seem nice enough even if they seem determined to dig up the skeletons of your past.

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    ~^*^~

    Kicked out of your childhood home and left to fend for yourself, your faced with the looming threat of homelessness.

    That is until you come across the excentric roommate ad that changes your life forever.

    'ROOMMATE WANTED! NO TIME WASTERS!' Welp, what do you have to lose? Its not like your life can get any shittier.

    Fast Forward and here you are, sharing a house with two temperamental skelebros, the oldest of which aiming to make your life a living hell.

    Such a nuisance.

    You can't imagine life without them.

    ~^*^~

    This is a slow burn UNDERFELL! fic with much humor, I mean real slow, as in they can't even stand each other until chapter 30. If your not into that, this is definitely not the story for you. Don't like don't read.

    But do read,

    Because I need validation.

    Love ya!

    Read

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    Comment

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    Amen.

    WARNING; INTENSE LOLZ AHEAD!!

    Update; now with Beta!!!

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    Who thought that one day someone would break into your house and slice your neck in your sleep? Well, that was what happened, right before you were integrated into a shitty yandere dating sim. The catch? You are the Villain who dies before even the prologue finishes. With the determination to live and stupid bravery, you decided to pave your path into surviving, not realizing that instead of paving a path into survival, you paved a path into the souls and hearts of the insane characters of 'Yours to keep'.

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    You reader, live in the horrortale universe five years after the monsters have surfaced. You enjoy a quiet life with your soulmate Sans and his brother Papyrus, or you did. Before Classic Sans decided to drag you and your boys across the multiverse! Lets see how this goes.

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    Sans isn't the biggest fan of humans.

    A chance encounter makes him think that maybe they're not all bad.

    I suck at summaries T_T

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    Bright yellow eyes peered at the moving truck, Light phasing through the yellow eyes figure
    A small black cat purred. A see-through hand petting it softly

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    Twist-tale is about a Frisk from one of my original Au's (That doesn't have a name yet), that decides to go back to before the war to stop it. But now they will have to work together with the past, and younger versions of the monsters in the underground.

    Will they succeed? let's see!

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    Y/n is a senior in high school, she has always gone unnoticed by almost everyone, and that used to bother her until she learned that maybe being invisible has its perks, but those perks only last until she comes to the realization that she will never actually be noticed by her crush, the popular skeleton monster, Sans.
    ...
    unless... maybe, she's wrong?

     

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    I know the summary sucks I'm sorry. (y/n and sans are both seniors in high school, sans is supposed to be pretty popular but acts like he doesn't care about his popularity, and since he's underfell Sans he's gonna act like an ass)

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    After a few months of dateing you and your boyfriend/datemate Undyne decide to move in to a house together and since you'll be living so close to his friends, whom are skeletons, you knew that some fun times were ahead of you. However you just weren't expecting more and more skeletons to show up so suddenly. Where did they come from and why did some of them want a piece of you so badly?

    All smut chapters have an ( * )

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    You, the lovely reader, are probably wondering where’s the intro of where (Y/N) explains their lousy-and-tragic childhood and their hardships of a mage, and how difficult it is to keep it a secret.

    Sweet and compelling protagonist is full of secrets, and a magnet for skeleboys! “How cool!” You might say. Well, here we go.

    With at least 16 skeletons in your best friend’s house and that best friend who’s still in college, you’d say your life is pretty eventful. You just wanted to hang out with Aiden, and maybe get some nice cream with her. And not with a bunch of skeletons that probably have mixed feelings about you, but hey - at least you’re still getting nice cream, right?

    And did I also mention that you’re blind?

    Now listen up you little shits, this is your story.

    rewritten version of DaP (it’s deleted now because it was dumb :))

    i know what i’m finally doing (i think ,,)

    prepare for inconsistent writing and a bunch of edits in the middle of the night cause i’m that cool

    tumblr incase you want to see the shenanigans i do: enzaiety

    (plot twist: author is secretly a dragon that hoards kudos, bookmarks and comments)

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    DARK

    DARKER

    YET DARKER

    THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING

    ...

    You never believed in the supernatural, even after monsters escaped the Underground and magic was revealed to the world. But strange, inexplicable occurrences keep happening at your apartment, your dreams filled with visions of a peculiar grey door.

    Not to mention your weird neighbors and their shenanigans; A pair of skeleton brothers, a talking houseplant, and the quiet kid living with them.

    Perhaps that terrifying, short skeleton knows more than he lets on...

     

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    A world is torn in half, blood spilt and dust spread. Y/n escapes her toxic background and travels through harsh terrains and blistering cold temperatures in hopes of finding the Monsters to help fight for their independence. Finally, it seems all her work has paid off! Unfortunately for her, she doesn't quite get the warm welcoming she was hoping for. Will the monsters accept her as one of them? Will the world ever know peace again? Is it possible for something as beautiful as love to blossom in something as destructive as war, and will Sans ever pick up his dirty sock? Y/n is uncertain but knows if she stays BRAVE in the face of danger, she can do anything.

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    Your name was Y/n M/n L/n, you had lived in Ebbot city all your life and you loved it, you never had any intention of leaving, why would you? It was so peaceful.

    You had been working at the local Gas station when you saw on the news that monsters had returned to the surface, and immediately panicked, feeling your blood boiling, and your hands start to buzz unintentionally, as some of the garden plants around you started to react. You had managed to calm down in time for your boss to walk in and see the news. He had seen your panicked expression and sent you home. All you could think to do was hide, you just had to hide and try to keep yourself under control…. You couldn’t let them know or it would all be over...

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    THE MOST AMAZING ROMANITC STORY EVER, HUMAN ROMCOMS DONT HAVE SHIT ON THIS!!!

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    Frisk is just an 18 year old girl. She's almost turning 19 soon.
    She had a nice life in the Underground. A loving family with Toriel and Asgore.
    Friends.
    What more could she ask for?
    Then...
    Her SOUL became part of Kris's body. Taking possession of it.
    She becomes a part of a new universe. It's strange to her.
    Anything prevents her from telling the truth. As if it's something blocking her voice.
    Will anyone remember who she is?
    And most of all...Will she see...Sans?

    Note: Kris is also a female in this AU. Also, it's highly recommended that you read our other story: QuatreTale.

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    After having a nightmare of Frisk crying and begging to help them and their friends. Serena goes on the search with the missing small child. With Mina and Luna at her side. Will she and the Sailor scouts be able to save Frisk and the others before another round of cold blooded murders and resets happen once again? And what does this Skeleton name Sans have to do with her Destiny?

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    Ria just wanted to to hang out with her friends before tripping into another universe. Meeting someone else whose in the same world as them, but she didn't expect to be in Undertale. Sure she loved the game but its been 7 years since its release date, her friends and her were pretty known in the fandom.

    This person she's with... definitely heroine aura and looks.

    Wait... the skeletons are suppose to be with her?

     

    "God damnit I just wanted to hang out with my friends. Why am I in the situation like those damn fanfictions!"

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    You and Sans are 'friends'. Since frisk wanted to have a picknick with all of their monster friends, they wanted to invite You. You knew Sans would be there, and you really weren't in the mood to argue with him the whole day. So you said no to frisk. But that damn child made that overused puppyface and practically begged you to go with them. And seeing the desperation in their eyes, you decided to tag along. What you didn't know was that, Sansy has a confession to make.

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    You never wanted to get dropped into the Void. You never wanted to kill someone. You never wanted this life... You never got what you wanted, either.

    ======*+*======

    Welcome, one and all. Join us on this journey, for Void magic, and skeleton shenanigans!

    *I update once in a blue moon.
    *Rewriting (even though there’s only four chapters :I)

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    Who'd expect flowers to attract danger, pain and monsters? Not Emily, no, but that's what she got after she started working as an assistant shop keeper and florist at the "A Dozen Daisies For You" flower shop. Her dream job turned into a walking nightmare dominated by mobsters and monsters, and all because one of them couldn't keep his filthy hands off her.

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