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    James Bond ends up on a panel show and Q is certain that he did it especially to annoy him.
    Written for FFF on MI6 café for the prompt :
    A: How did Q train the 00s not to touch prototypes? The answer was simple: Glitter.

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    Ranma Saotome has trained in every martial art imaginable.

    But is he prepared... for a BBC panel show?

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    Lydia is the only American contestant on The Bake Off. Though usually calm and collected, the endless hate she's received on social media on top of the stress of the show is getting to her.

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    For the very first time, the Great British Bake Off is proud to present a new challenge for our Halloween special: Meat Week!

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    The Avengers are on a nationally televised baking competition, but nobody seems to have warned the producers that the Avengers, while they save the world everyday and put their loves at risk doing so, are a) insanely competitive, and b) absolutely terrible bakers. Steve Rogers, especially, has a competitive streak a mile wide, and he's determined to win this competition, but it's not easy when his only real opponent is also the man he's been in love with for years.

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    A new client has a job that will lead to the team spending Christmas in Britain... in the Great British Bake Off tent.

    Chapter 1: Eliot is suspicious of their new client, Parker dreams of banknotes with non-sequential serial numbers, and Hardison tries to work out the mathematics of cousins.

    Chapter 2: Parker gets a present, Eliot has a disappointment, and Nate has A Plan.

    Chapter 3: Eliot goes full cowboy, Parker gains a new admirer, and Hardison lets it snow.

    Chapter 4: Lebkuchen! A heist! Terrible innuendos!

    Chapter 5: Parker does the switch, Hardison deals with the thermodynamic situation, and Eliot is quite a distraction.

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    Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are competitors on the Great British Bake-Off. Over ten episodes, and between interfering family members and roommates, desserts that no one has heard of, and the stress of competition, can these two find something more?

    Or: A Great British Bake-Off/Pride & Prejudice fusion, told in twenty vignettes.

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    "Charlie, your topic is…" A heavy sigh. "Your topic is me, David Mitchell. Comedian, actor, and all around genius."

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    Because someone said, "What if it's Merlin, but they're on Bake Off?"

    AKA: The GBBO AU. It was bound to happen at some point.

    I don't know what else to say, really, except that there's cake and pining. And I'm writing it, which means it'll probably be a slow burn.

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    You should be absolutely certain you're hungry for sugary silliness before reading, because the Great Library is having a baking throwdown! There are macarons everywhere and no one is safe!

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    A special series of the Great British Bake Off.

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    A SUMMARY of this absolutely ridiculous piece of writing???

    Okay.

    This fic is because today's Fictober writing prompt is 'Baking'. And what else would any sane person do but write Draco Malfoy entering the Great British Baking Show competition. Because that is what popped into my head and refused to leave.

    It took 3 mint oreos, 1 piece of cake, 4 mugs of tea and 2 cheese strings to actually finish this.

    It's poorly written. It's too long. It's baaaaarely proof read. It is absolute NONSENSE. But I finished the prompt for the day so I consider it a win. ;)

     

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    --Along with Inktober, it is Fictober! Following a prompt list from Tumblr I'm going to write short fics based around those prompts. A friend doing the same is titling each fic with the prompt so I'm totally copying that. ;)

     

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    The contestants of 2019’s Great British Bake Off set off on their annual trick-or-treating night - but one baker is sadly absent.
    Or is she?

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    Prue and Paul have some time on their hands before they have to judge this week’s technical.

    For the two secret lovers it’s a sacred time.

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    The only reason Dany applied in the first place was to get Missandei off her back. She never actually expected to be chosen to compete on The Great British Baking Show.

    She also never expected to be so attracted to one of the other bakers. But by everything holy, she was going to get it across to Jon Snow that she was single and very very interested.

    And she knew just the way to do it.

    •••••••

    Or the GBBO fusion for Jonerys AU month where Dany gives Jon cheesy pick up lines (pun intended).

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    "Joy doesn't grow on trees," Sandi rebuffs him. "And it's a good thing you won't find any in the tent today either."

    "Because our contestants would kill for it?" Noel grins.

    "Got it in one," Sandi agrees. "Let's go meet our bakers."

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    “You will never be safe,” he cautions her then, and it would be easier to hear if he sounded more like Corvo when he says such things. “But don’t go making it easier for them.“

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    Prompt: dream WILTY lineup

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    David must survive the minefield of personal revelations and suggestive commentary that is a Would I Lie To You taping, preferably with his dignity intact, and ideally without revealing to Lee the effect he has on David.

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    Welcome to QI day-care centre, where every day brings new adventures to mister Fry and the kids!

    (Chapters are based on episodes of series G [no, way]. Stephen Fry is the adult who works at the daycarecentre and (most of) the contestants are the kids)

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