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    A Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society fusion story. Featuring author!Jack trying to figure out his next book and then this little shit came along.

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    University student Jack can't believe that he is hooking up with Kent Parson in a bathroom at a bar after the Aces beat the Bruins.
    Jack then didn't expect this to go where it ended up.

     

    AU - where Jack and Kent meet as strangers.

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    In which Ollie and Wicks definitely don't run hockeyblr blogs.

    No way.

    And they definitely aren't mutuals.

    No. Not at all.

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    Derek’s never truly settled anywhere.

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    By rights they should be funded to their ears; they made it to the Frozen Four two years in a row. But they’re still having a hard time affording gear, not to mention running the rink. They’ve started taking turns cleaning the ice after practice and mopping the locker rooms to cut down on costs.
    It hasn’t been enough.
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    An AU in which the Samwell Men's Hockey team is horribly underfunded, to the extent that the team has decided to @ a certain famous baker in the hopes of getting funds. The problem: none of them can bake. The solution: YouTube crash courses, late night strategy meetings, bake offs, and a whole heck of a lot of crossed fingers
    Zimbits, from Jack's POV :)

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    Samwell Men's Hockey team has desperately bungled a game, and no one is happy with their performance, least of all Coaches Hall and Murray (and Jack, who is beating himself up for his lack of leadership, of course). The Coaches make it clear in their post-game chewing out of the team that they will be run into the ground running suicides in their practices for the foreseeable future because of their performance, and as punishment/a chance for atonement for Jack, they resurrect an SMH tradition that gives Jack an unconventional chance to help his team out and earn their respect.

     

    “Every minute that Jack lasts is one less minute on your drill,” Hall said. “If you try to heckle or help him in any way, that’s five minutes added to the drill. If he cums in under five minutes, that’s five minutes added to the drill.”

     

    Bitty froze in place as understanding set in. He watched as Murray retrieved a bottle of lube from the duffel and handed it to Coach Hall, then pulled a stopwatch from his pocket and hung it around his neck. Bitty looked around the room again, hoping to see some sign as to how he was supposed to behave in this incomprehensible situation.

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    Ransom and Holster's connection is legendary, and it's made them excellent captains for Samwell Men's Hockey. On a night when they are disastrously un-synced, they lead their team into a stunning defeat. And per the secret traditions of SMH, they must endure the smutty challenge set by the coaches to prove themselves once more and spare the team as much misery in practice as possible.

    “Gentlemen, you know how this works. You know that we are going to put you through hell after a…” he scowled, “game like that. You boys played like shit, true, actual donkey shit. It’s fair to say that your captains let you down tonight in a serious way.”

    Nearly everyone tried to glance discreetly at their captains to see how they were handling this comment, but there’s nothing discrete about close to twenty men looking even momentarily in your direction.

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    And look, Jeff gets it, he knows he’s met Kent before. Both on the ice and off. Although it is a bit disorienting to see him without the shadow that had been Jack Zimmermann. It takes a lot to keep a straight face at that thought, because in the end neither him nor Zimmermann had made it to the show. Only Kent has and Kent’s currently staring at him and Jeff’s staring right back and-

    “Shit!”

    Yeah that had definitely come from Kent whose face is screwed up in pain right now and oh yeah, he’s still pouring coffee. Fuck.

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    Or the almost coffeeshop AU nobody asked for

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    Hockey players haven't always played hockey. Bitty tried football and fell in love with figure skating. Shitty probably played soccer well enough to have the requisite footwork to attempt some tricks (before a ball hurtles to someone's face). Someone else must have played another sport. Maybe even well enough to be a dual sport athlete in high school.

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    Graduation is over, but Samwell Men's Hockey Team has to send off their graduates with one last hurrah. Jack and Bitty still find time for a private goodbye.

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    Connor Whisk knows exactly one thing for certain, he loves Kent Parson, okay, scratch that, he knows two things for certain, he loves Kent Parson and Kent Parson loves him back. What's going to happen beyond that, anyone's guess.

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    5 times SMH says "Y'all", and 1 time Bitty says "Eh"

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    Nowadays Jack doesn't think about Kent, but he knows Kent thinks about him.

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    “Tango?” Chowder says because Tango seems to be the most approachable right now. “Do you have any idea what’s going on?”

    “Everyone’s talking about the latest edition of the Swallow,” Tango answers, sliding a copy over. “The gossip column’s released its ‘Samwell’s Top 10 Most and Least Kissable’ lists.”

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    “Never have I ever blown a dude,” Shitty shouts.

    Bitty locks eyes with Jack as Jack slowly lowers his bottle from his lips. Jack’s cheeks are lightly pinked and his brow furrows as he turns his head down to examine the label on his beer bottle as though it’s the most intense math problem he’s ever been presented with. Bitty suddenly feels light-headed and disoriented. “Lord, I must be drunker than I thought,” Bitty mumbles to himself.

    His head is reeling over what he may or may not have hallucinated. Has Jack Zimmermann—epitome of heterosexuality—given a boy a blow job before?
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    In the fall of 2014 SMH plays a game of Never Have I Ever in which Jack accidentally comes out to Bitty. With the knowledge that Jack is simply uninterested in a relationship with him in his back pocket, Bitty resolves to move on.

    When Bitty gets himself a boyfriend during Jack’s final semester, Jack starts to realize some of the things he’s been feeling are a little more than platonic. But he realizes too little too late. Bittle deserves better anyway.

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    After Bitty and Dex come back to the Haus with a dead deer, Bitty offers up a devilish prank idea. One that will cement Holster's and Ransom's places in the SMH history books.

    I didn't plan to write this, but Sakon76 and LynxMadrid asked and I figured why not. Seems like an interesting fic to write at the very least.

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    Of all the ways people have found to make money off soulmates (and they've found a lot) the most widely mocked are soulmate psychics: people who claim they can tell you things about your soulmate before you meet them—for a fee, of course. Bitty's always thought they're total bunk.

    Then Bitty gets to Samwell and meets Jack Zimmermann. For a hot second he thinks Jack's his soulmate, but Jack gives no sign that Bitty's his - and treats Bitty like crap, to boot. Maybe there's something to soulmate psychics after all. Maybe Bitty's one of them.

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    Will empties his pencil case over Nursey’s head.

    One of them pokes him in the eye, and Will feels bad about it for about a minute until Nursey scowls up at him and sputters: “Dex. Chill, bitch.

    “Oh my god,” Will says, struck dumb. “How does that make any sense.”

    Amidst his sudden feeling of personal victimization, Nursey gets up and sulks out the door, probably to beg some pie off of Bitty. Will, however, is stuck standing next to their bunk bed, replaying the way Nursey’s face moved when he said the word bitch.

     

    In which Dex sees how many how many times can he make a very obvious comment before Nursey realizes something’s going on, and Nursey says one (1) curse word before Dex hits peak gay

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    Connor Whisk's life is not easy. And, if he's honest, he probably shouldn't be making it harder. But, hey, he's just keeping to the letter of by-law #13.
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    Connor's four years at Samwell, moving from expressionless human disaster area to slightly more responsible and outgoing expressionless human disaster area in a number of fairly painful steps.

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    " When Elena goes back to Annie’s at 7:15 am on Wednesday it’s only because yesterday the captain of the hockey team gave her a mini pie after one of his teammates threw a mini pie at someone else for “disturbing a delicate ecosystem.” It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Sam has a very nice smile and might have been flirting with her. It doesn’t."

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