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    The world went slightly crazy in 2016, shortly after England made a ridiculous decision for their own future and America decided they wanted a cartoon character as a leader I wrote this.

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    After no more a desolate thing Downey and Vetinari are muddling through. Unfortunate segues into the past which runs parallel to the present. Families are a sticky business, always. Oh, and there's been a death.

     

    [You do not have to read 'no more...' to read this.]

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    While injured and unconscious, Vimes has several visitors.

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    За завершение расследования с ночными горлодёрами младший констебль Дневной Стражи Анк-Моркорка Джуди Хопс получает вознаграждение, а за необдуманное обвинение в адрес хищников, приведшее к массовым беспорядкам, оказывается переведена в Ночную.

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    Vetinari spends some days in Quirm and discovers a mystery. He inquires out of curiosity and finds that the implications are far more serious than he thought.

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    Havelock, malgré sa solide éducation, était à un âge impressionnable quand arriva cette révolution.

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    It's a dog's life, being Captain of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.

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    It's not easy being the heir to a fortune when everyone wants a slice.

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    A woman falls through a portal connecting Earth and the DiscWorld, and also falls for Willikins the butler. Can he overcome his fear of rejection over his unusual kinks?

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    A week in the life of the inhabitants of the Oblong Office, told in a ficlet a day.

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    Constantin Meserole visits his cousin for the spring break. Downey and Vetinari find out that migraines should be treated, and that there is an excellent oportunisty to put Constantin's life together at least a little bit. Oh, and on Thursday there is a Parents and Friends of School Association meeting.

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    It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.

    Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.

    Something would have to be done.

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    “You didn’t warn me about this!”

    Lu-Tze raised a finger. “Ah, but it’s not first time you’ve encountered something like it.”

    Vimes opened his mouth to yell some more, before pausing. He remembered an imp in a box, ringing madly as it announced his death, though not before announcing the death of everyone else around him, bingely-bingely-beep…

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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    Fourteen is a great age. Except when it's not. It's not Sams fault he keeps getting into fights. Apart from when it is. His dad needs to back off. And give him some advice.

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    Sam Vimes Jr goes missing for the first time.

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    The Great A' Tuin has glided too close to Planetos and a greenish-purple lightening is seen across Westeros and Essos.

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    Slice of life modern AU where Vetinari is the dog equivalent of a crazy cat lady (which is basically canon anyway), is a librarian, and has a lovely husband who works in the civil service.

    (The dogs all have somewhat... familiar names.)

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