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    Written for this week's fandomweekly prompt of Devil's Advocate, with a bonus prompt of way back when. Unfortunately, it's way too long to actually post on the comm.

    Rufus Drumknott is not, in every aspect, what he appears to be. Turbulent emotions somewhat play havoc with even the most carefully implemented of masks, however.

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    It started with the soot-dusted but still intact Sorting machine in the Post Office basement making worrisome whirring sounds before spitting out a handful of letters around dawn on a cold Octeday in December. Properly addressed ones too, with undoubtedly official stamps.
    They had been sealed closed in black ink with a deep-set V.
    And they were all addressed to Commander Vimes.

     

    In which Vimes is sent love letters from an alternative world where he's been in a romantic relationship with Lord Vetinari for years, forcing him to confront his own largely-ignored feelings for his lordship.

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    Vetinari receives a late-night visit from the ghost of his father, and deals with it rather more sensibly than wossname from Nothingfjord did by calling in the Watch. Specifically, he calls in Sam Vimes, who is Not Pleased about having to spend several nights with the Patrician- at least, not at first. Based on the following prompt: https://trotzkopfwrites.tumblr.com/post/179251674612/daily-discworld-headcanon

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    Vimes had been called once too often to the Patrician's office.

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    NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ/WATCHED STARDUST TO FOLLOW THIS. It's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    After no more a desolate thing Downey and Vetinari are muddling through. Unfortunate segues into the past which runs parallel to the present. Families are a sticky business, always. Oh, and there's been a death.

     

    [You do not have to read 'no more...' to read this.]

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    It is not a night to be out and about, if you aren't a watchman. But a dragon goes missing and of course Sybil has to look for him ...

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    Due to an unfortunate happenstance of events, Vimes is stuck at this bloody ball for at least another twenty-eight minutes. When the Patrician comes forward, of course, Vimes has a chance to distract himself, and to make a bit of a spectacle.

     

    “Am I to understand, Vimes,” Vetinari says in a poisonous whisper, the best the Assassins’ Guild knows how to train into a man, “that you are teasing me?”

     

    “Don’t reckon it’s up to me to decide what you understand or don’t understand, lord.”

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    podfic of the fic by Nomad

    It began, as did so many bewilderments small and large, with a declaration by Captain Carrot.

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    “It’s for charity, sir,” Carrot had said, well-intentioned enthusiasm radiating from his clean scrubbed face.

    “It would reinforce the Watch’s public image,” Vetinari had said, impassive and decidedly not smirking in a way that managed to imply that smirking had been considered as an option but ultimately dismissed, and was therefore actually more aggravating than a smirk would have been.

    “Oh, what a lovely idea!” Sybil had said. “Young Sam will love it, I must buy tickets for us both.”

    And that had been that. The thought of disappointing either, or worse, both of Sybil and Young Sam had been too awful to bear. And so, Commander Vimes, reluctant Duke of Ankh and enthusiastic blackboard monitor, found himself scowling over a sheaf of papers on the afternoon of Hogswatch eve, frantically trying yet again to memorise his lines.

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    Vimes has a mandatory day off on the day before Hogswatch and tries his best to give his son the Hogswatch joy he never got as a kid.

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    The music can truly touch ones soul, and it can even help getting two souls closer to each other. Especially if they are close already.

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    Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
    1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 5ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 6ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit. 7ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion. 8ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux.
    9ème : Vimes, Les vivants et les morts.
    10ème : Vimes, Des saisons qui changent.

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    Pendant plus de trente ans, le 25 mai était quelque chose dont on ne parlait pas, dont on se souvenait seulement. Et puis pour Sam Vimes, une année à cette date, tout a changé.

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    The one where Sergeant-at-Arms John Keel doesn't die and Commander Samuel Vimes doesn't make it home. Also the one where two young Assassins with paint on their faces meet before the revolution's aftermath.

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    Vimes gives Vetinari advice in a field in which he is not exactly an expert himself.

    (Just a drabble, not beta-read.)

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    "Two thousand-three hundred miles. And it's freezing on a broomstick, however low they fly. And then the barge, and then the coach..."

    Travelling to another country with three of your co-workers, especially in wartime, can present some unique challenges including, but not limited to: Banditry, broomsticks, and bureaucrats.

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    无人知道龙去了何处

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    When the Ketterdam standwatch fails to do its job, the head of the Tide Council requests help from a sister city as a payback for managing their taxes. Despite being in a completely different dimension, the Big Wahoonie obliges this request and sends its best police officer to deal with the criminals in the city. Little does the Council realize that it means all of them.
    ... is a crappy and unfaithful summary.
    Simply put: worlds of Ankh-Morpork and Ketterdam collide and the rule of narrative causality has it that the characters of these two worlds just bump into each other.

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    Having a loyal companion can soften even the hardest hearts. Be that a dog, or a good friend and his son.

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