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    Steve frowns, sighs, and shakes his head. “He is intimidatingly attractive and very straight. It’s nerve-wracking.”
    “I wouldn’t bet on that.” Natasha tells him.
    “He’s all…buff and fratty.”
    “Steve, you’re stereotyping.” She gives Steve a stern look. “You know, I think he might’ve danced with you if you weren’t such a nervous wreck.”
    “Doubtful.”
    “Don’t be so quick to judge. You never know what could happen.”
    If he can’t get rid of this crush, Steve knows exactly what will happen.
    Complete ruination.

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    In hindsight, Sam should have realized that there was something wrong with the apple. It was the only one out of the bowl that was a different colour and set aside from the rest but in his defence, he had been more focused on the conversation he had been having.

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    Venom eats somebody in New York with Captain America and the Black Widow as witnesses. The two Avengers get the drop on Eddie and Venom, knocking them out and taking them to the Avengers Compound. As it turns out, the person that Venom ate is somebody from Peter Parker’s past.

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    In which Steve Rogers has somehow landed himself an acting role as a villain, Sam Wilson can’t comprehend anything until he does, Natasha helps, and Bucky Barnes turns out to be great at understanding Steve.

    Sam doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry at the absurdity.

    He settles for doing neither.

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    If only that purple ballsack lookin' motherfucker hadn't shown up...where would everyone be now? And that's what this is. No plot, no enemies, no nothing- just a bunch of superheroes hanging out in New York, throwing Monopoly pieces at each other and seeing how many Skittles they can fit in their mouths. Oh, and also, they're all named like episodes of Friends.

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    So, I'm crap at Comedy, but here's a thing I wrote

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    It's their first Christmas on the run as fugitives, and Steve's secret plan to get Sam home for the holidays goes about as well as can be expected. It's a good thing Sam has the patience of a saint. He needs it since Steve (and his stupid, stubborn, self-sacrificing, heavy ass) is very clearly his burden to bear.

    He wouldn't have it any other way.

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    "Course we want you to be with us, Tony." Bucky winked at him. "It's HO HO HO, not HO HO, right? Three's a party."

    "You mean three's a crowd." Steve corrected. "That's the saying. Three's a crowd."

    "It's only crowded if we don't have a big enough bed." Bucky countered. "But there's always the floor."

    "For fucks sake." Steve burst out laughing and grabbed Bucky in for a kiss. "It's a good thing you're so hot."

    "Both of you shut up and kiss me again." Tony interjected. "I'm not holding mistletoe because I like the way it looks, put this thing to good use!"

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    It's Christmastime and the perfect time for Steve to admit that he's ready to move from "booty call" to "boyfriend" with Bucky, the perfect time for Bucky to admit he is probably sort of in love with Steve, and the perfect time for them both to finally tell Tony that they definitely aren't joking with all the innuendos and dirty jokes and not-subtle flirting.

    There are secret santa shenanigans, mistletoe kisses, ugly christmas sweaters and of course, all the sexy times that comes with Stuckony falling in love.

    Pure holiday fluff with our favorite OT3

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    Join the Avengers, Steve had said. It’ll be fun, Steve had said. My boyfriend will be setting up a ten foot tall Christmas tree in your living room because our ceilings aren’t high enough, Steve had conveniently not said.

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    It has been two years since Team Cap refused to sign the Accords and went rogue. They all thought that the whole incident would blow over and Tony would call them back and apologize. Nope. Instead, he created a new Avengers team. One that supports him and doesn't keep life-changing secrets from him.

    When the rogues come back Tony doesn't need them. They really should check their egos.

    DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. THEY ALL BELONG TO MARVEL, DISNEY, FOX, AND/OR SONY.

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    Bucky has accidentally killed someone and needs help getting rid of the body. Loki isn’t exactly the help he needs… or is he?

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    You love baking and cooking as a hobby, but your job is a receptionist at Avengers tower. Steve is the proud recipient of all the extras you make.

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    In 1996 America was taken over by an unknown race humans call druids, soon after the rest of the world was overrun by the druids leaving only a select few to survive.
    In the present day, all humans are either in work camps or on the run. All hope was lost until the Avengers made an appearance in the form of a 14-year-old boy named Spiderman, though his family calls him Peter.

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    Kate Bishop (Hawkeye) never gets taken seriously, but when Clint Barton (also Hawkeye) disappears, the world will learn to respect her.
    (ik this summary is really cheesy but shes lowkeye a drama queen so ig it fits)
    (also this fic gets more fun)

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    Sam and Steve find Bucky. Sam ends up glad that he waited in the car instead of going with Steve.

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    SHIELD has the brilliant idea of having the original members of the Avengers team teach skills to the newer members in a more traditional classroom setting. What could go wrong?

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    Bucky wakes up in a strange place. The last thing he remembers was fighting Thanos. They lost.

    But there is a chance for him to go back home. If only it's not a pure bullshit and he can match the conditions...

    I'm in love, in love
    Come hold me babe, I need to feel love

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    How Steve's Infinity war costume came to be

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    Bucky Barnes agreed to stage manage Sam Wilson's short play. Everything and everyone's the mess, except for the lead actor Steve Rogers. Who Bucky has been meaning to ask out for a while.

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    AKA Sam Wilson Did Not Ask For Any Of This. Soulmates get stuck to each other upon first physical contact. So of course, Sam finds his soulmate when said soulmate tries to kick him off a plane. And now there's a boot. Stuck to his chest. And that boot belongs to a world-renowned assassin. Great.

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