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It's hard to balance having a best friend, dating that best friend's (extremely hot) older brother, and finishing up your senior year of high school, but Tony is doing just that and rather successfully in his opinion.
But when a misunderstanding leads to a rumor spreading about his sex and love life, he starts to realize maybe he doesn't have everything as balanced as he thought.
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- Part 2 of You're Standing on My Neck
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When the Wunderlich family moves from New York to Newport Beach, Tony's sure his outcast status will only grow. But when he meets Lindsay Bluth, a former cheerleader suffering from a fall from grace, they form a friendship both of them needed and didn't expect.
And it's kind of cool that her older brother, Gob, happens to be really, really hot.
An AU very loosely based off of Daria.
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- Part 1 of You're Standing on My Neck
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“Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”
“Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”
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A sequel to my first fic.
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- Part 3 of Season 6
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Based on the movie Leap Year. Tony has to go to Father B's Colony to get engaged to Sally, who seems more interested in her work than in him. So he gets himself a handsome driver ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to take him there.
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“Yeah,” Tony agrees. “I guess it does. I guess that makes us… same.”
“Same,” Gob says simultaneously. His neck is starting to hurt from looking over his shoulder, so he stops, even though that means he doesn’t get to see Tony anymore. He can still feel Tony, though, Tony’s arms wrapped around him and Tony’s beard on his shoulder and Tony’s breath on the back of his neck and Tony’s heartbeat against his skin, and he can’t help but melt into Tony’s embrace. He thinks he’s figured out now why people use the word gay to mean happy.
“Hey, Tony?” he asks after a minute or two of very comfortable silence.
“Yeah, Gobie?”
“You know yesterday, when I said – when I said that thing about us being a couple of straight guys? I mean, I was just saying that because of the mafia, because of the whole – you know-”
“Yeah.”
“But I kind of – I kind of got it halfway right, I think. I like us being, you know – I like us being a couple.”
“Yeah,” Tony agrees, his face still buried in Gob’s shoulder. “I like that too.”
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Tony and Gob’s search for what comes after Cinco eventually leads them right back into each other’s arms.
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Various scenes I didn't include in the first fic I wrote.
In order: Lindsay finds a job, Tony attempts to 'make it official with Sally Sitwell', Lucille adjusts to being alone, Buster receives visitors in prison, Gob & Tony take on the gay mafia, Maeby experiences an identity crisis, Lindsay & Sally get fake-drunk together, George Michael goes to Phoenix with his father.
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- Part 2 of Season 6
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“There’s a discrepancy in the books that I was hoping you might clear up,” Adhir says as he walks from the doorway to the side of Gob’s desk. “We seem to have A. Bluth on our payroll, and I’m hoping you could enlighten me as to how that occurred.”
Gob starts looking at loose strings, because he definitely doesn't miss his family, nope, not at all. He's not bored, or dependent on their dysfunction, not at all.
He just wants to solve a few mysteries to fight existential dread. That's perfectly normal.
Right?
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- Part 2 of six seasons and a movie
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The Final Countdown plays in his head then, and he suddenly knows that there are only two options.
Either A) Tony wrote this note counting down to the trick today when he was unceremoniously squished and crushed and Gob can’t think about that or B) Tony wrote this note counting down to his return.
One option means that there’s a finite amount of Tony left in the world. One option means that Tony’s still here, that he’s somewhere, and he just needs to be found.
Gob knows that feeling. And he doesn’t know when he started feeling this way, like maybe he could help someone (Tony Tony Tony) be found when he’s barely been able to find himself these past thirty odd years, but it’s an option now in a way that it never was before.
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- Part 1 of six seasons and a movie
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“Anyway, Michael, the reason I’m calling you-”
That’s when Michael finally finds the words to respond. “Let me get this straight. You weren’t calling to tell me Dad is dead?”
“Well, that’s part of it, obviously. But the real reason is the money. Your father had a $200 million life insurance policy. We’re rich again, Michael!”
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- Part 1 of Season 6
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If your love life isn't intertwined with at least three or four convoluted schemes, then what are you even doing here?
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Whatever this was, it was decidedly not straight.
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With a sudden flourish, Tony appeared in the middle of the classroom, tossing his invisibility cloak over his shoulder. “Did somebody say... wonder?”
The girls in class thought this was terribly clever. “I wouldn’t mind a little wonder inside me,” said Eve Holt.
“Bravo, bravo!” cried Tobias, clapping his hands at Tony’s stunt. “You, Mr. Wonder, are a natural performer as well as a brilliant wizard. It thrills me right down to my under-shorts whenever I witness your wand-work. Class, I do hope you follow his example. Here is a young man who puts his ten inches to good use!”
“There’s probably a better way to say that, but I’ll take the compliment,” said Tony.
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Gob Bluth is a figure skater. After gaining some attention at competitions last year, he now has his sights set on winning the World Championships. He's also very lonely.
Tony Wonder is a well-established skater in what he believes will be his last year competing. And he doesn't really know it, but he's lonely too. Despite being competitors, him and Gob strike up a friendship that becomes about more than just skating.
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Gob couldn’t remember the first time he and his siblings had jammed together. But he distinctly remembers the first time they really clicked.
It was severely disjointed, and in all honesty not very good. Michael didn’t know all of the chords, Lindsay didn’t know all of the words, and Buster was really just tapping his hand on the table.
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It has always been Gob's mission to get his best friend, Tony, laid before they graduate high school - and it's not weird to want his best friend to have a good time with the right girl. But when Tony deviates from Gob's plan, Gob has no choice but to recruit his siblings into breaking up Tony and the girl who is obviously so wrong for him.
But, again, it's not weird or anything.
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gob bluth thinks in lowercase, he thinks.
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“Everything I dreamt last night is coming true.”
That makes Sally pause. “Well, were they good dreams?”
Tony thinks back to Gob and masks coming on and masks coming off and- “They were mixed.”
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Now the story of a pureblood family who lost everything, and the one son just trying to pass his OWLs.
It's a Hogwarts AU.Gob, Michael, Lindsay, and Buster are just trying to enjoy their years at Hogwarts, a goal that becomes more complicated when their father is accused of embezzling Ministry money and associating with Death Eaters.
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It’s not like Gob starts looking for the new kid or anything.
He just keeps popping up, then disappearing before Gob can say... something. He’s not sure yet what it is he wants to say. 'Hi, I’m very popular and you should know that?' 'Hi, thanks for helping me with that fire, but I had it totally under control, I’m very popular?' 'Hi, like me like me please like me?'
There’s no sign of him though, no sign of jet black hair and eyes that Gob remembers surprisingly well.
(It's a high school au, featuring dumb magicians in love and all their usual nonsense!)