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    I need requests, it appears that all I really do in my free time is write now.

    I’ll take any ship, don’t care.
    Including characterxreader
    Even if it’s not a fandom tagged, if I know it I’ll do it. Drop suggestions plz.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    61
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    [I RE-WROTE THIS CUZ THE FIRST VERSION WAS BAD WOOPSIES]
    Ah the Database.... A mostly peaceful place where fandom characters hide from the worst of the internet.
    There are the most notable ones such as the Generals, the ones who built the Database to what it is now.
    The Scientists, valued members who are on quite thin ice as of late.
    And then there's the Creators, Which to non-fandom characters are known as Viewers, the ones who brought them to fame.

    That doesn't mean they are free from the... questionable members of fandoms.
    Them and their questionable persuasion tactics.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    15
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    549
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    salad fingers gets turned on by teasing himself with nettles and stabbing his fingers with nails

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    269
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    I wish I was a young child again, just so I can have my innocence taken away from me by some big scary man.

    ...Yeah I probably need to talk to a therapist about that.

    ANYWAYS, (N/Y/N) stands for “not your name”

    I do NOT condone anyone to perform the actions portrayed in this story, if I hear you hurt a minor or are a minor inspired by this story, you will regret it. (Also if you’re a minor, get out?? This isn’t a fairy tale with a happy ending!!)

    All actions in this story are fictional, and will strictly STAY FICTIONAL.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    11
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1046
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    1/1
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    3
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    14
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    250
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    Religious parables for the modern reader using pop culture references. :) I choose stories that mean a lot to me, hope you enjoy!! Will add to this as I go May have swearing!

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    19,359
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1523
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    Following Salad Fingers' untimely death, he and Stingy both struggle to move on. They certainly go about it in very different ways. Stingy embraces his outer emo and his inner thot. Salad Fingers searches for a meaningful afterlife with his new (dead) friends...
    The third and final instalment of the Stingy Fingers universe that no one asked for. You're welcome :)

    Series
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    12,536
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    386
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    newgwounds but dangan wompa :flushed:
    im gonna update this summary in a hot minute this is just a placehollder

    Language:
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    1,179
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    642
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    Basically, what I think would happen if Captain had more character than "macho asshole"

     

    War takes its toll on everyone. But what toll does it take on one of the commanding officers of the Tankmen?

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    12,118
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2621
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    Uh Oh! Boifriend wants to date his GF, but Daddy Dankest refuses! The only way to beat him? A rap battle - with memes! And Dad's not the only person Boifriend has to defeat!

    Series
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    Words:
    2,531
    Chapters:
    4/42069
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    69
    Hits:
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    Salad Way is reeling from his break-up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    72
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    Shrek is excited to see another ogre when he spots salad fingers. But will he come to understand salad fingers feelings? Find out in this horribly written story based on the famously underrated otp!

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    610
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    Salad Fingers is new to Lazy Town. He has made many new friends, but none have caught his attention quite like the boy in yellow. Will Stingy and Salad Fingers be able to bring each other happiness, or will Salad Fingers’ dark past catch up with him once and for all?
    Disclaimer: we are so sorry.
    Edit: Now with fanart in the second chapter!

    Series
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    3,674
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    407
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    cutting himself off from his family was the best choice Salad Fingers had made in a long time. Is there still time for him to rebuild his life after years of mistreating himself? It's just him and Hubert Cumberdale against the world.

    set after Glass Brother, more of a character analysis than anything. i found myself asking loads of questions about the way salad fingers lives while watching the series. where does he get all that porridge? how does his oven work? is there a layer of normalcy beneath his wacky exterior? enjoy the ramblings of a guy in the middle of a hyperfixation thinking way too hard about a dead internet series a couple years too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    665
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    230
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    Following the events of Stingy fingers, the five times Salad Fingers and Stingy got hot and heavy, and the one time they went all the way… Happy Hallowe'en everyone!

    Series
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    4,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    374
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    Salad isn't feeling well.
    (tl;dr: a novelization of episode 9 up until he gives "birth" to Yvonne)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    401
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    When you wake up from a long nap Indiana Jones style, everything has gone to shit. All hope seems lost until you strike up a friendship with a strange green fellow.

    Language:
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    1,109
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    6
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    771
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    Pre-canon drabble based around my extremely convoluted headcanons about Andrew Hands and who they were before... whatever happened. It takes place in the Cold War era, which is contrived as hell but I really just wanted to dive into the little relationship I built around Andrew and Marjory.

    Marjory and Andrew stow away to a tiny shack at the edge of their town in an effort to avoid Andrew's venomous family. Andrew looks fantastic in a dress.

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    English
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    1,624
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    309
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    ew why am i still writing about this hybrid of salad fingers and gerard way

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    83
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    Salad Way finds his daddy

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    214

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