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    Rufus Drumknott is one of those persons on whom alcohol has no effect whatsoever. It makes political receptions somewhat interesting. A story in five stanzas.

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    Vetinari has died (or has he?). Drumknott is coping Incredibly Well (or is he?). Moist is the new Patrician (or i- oh no wait, he definitely is).

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    Vetinari decides to become a vampire for the good of the city (suspend your disbelief, this is another trouser-leg of time). Drumknott gets the wrong end of the stick (being sarcasm incarnate with an anxiety disorder is Tricky).

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    A collection of perspectives on a ... relationship.

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    Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.

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    Due to the power of random inspiration particles, the art of fanfiction has reached the Discworld. Due to the power of his spy network, Lord Vetinari discovered it quite quickly. Due to the power of narrativium it had some entirely unforeseen consequences.

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    A magical incident at UU leaves the city in chaos and could cause one secretary's long hidden feelings to be discovered this Valentine's day.

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    Vetinari and Drumknott are enjoying a walk in the park with Mr Fusspot and Drumknott's new bicycle until Mr Fusspot proves once again that he has an uncanny skill of finding ‘not old rubber bones’ wherever he goes.

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    Lord Vetinari probably wouldn’t know about today. Would he? No. Of course not. Lord Vetinari had other things to worry about.

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    Vetinari and Drumknott play a game to see who can discover the other's soulmark first.

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    Wuffles has been ill for a long time.

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    The aftermath of Irrationality.

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    In short I'm taking porny requests of disc rn

    Everything sinful is on my artblog

     

    you can requests something there if you want

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    19/?
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    A collection of one-shots exploring the name, and the relationship behind it.

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    In a world where Vetinari is a highly influential mob boss with half the government in his pocket who uses his own legitimate company as a front, someone poisons him, and Drumknott worries. Follows Feet of Clay, but doesn't.

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    Fortunately, Vetinari doesn't realise how endearing it is that he doesn't know the first thing about kissing.

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    Takes place after the ending of Night Watch. After Vimes and Vetinari's conversation, Vimes goes home to his wife and son, and Vetinari goes back to a cold palace where his secretary is unexpectedly waiting for him.

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    Another moment,
    a spark of jealousy
    and a kiss...

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    "I was referring," said the man, "to the ongoing magical crisis that's threatening to destroy your entire world, and possibly several adjacent worlds as well. There is one, isn't there?"

    "I hope not!" said Leonard. An annoyed look flickered briefly across the man’s vague expression, and Leonard added apologetically, “You might inquire at the University? I’m afraid that I don’t get much news here."

    Rufus Drumknott has been in love with his employer for years, and he's sure that Lord Vetinari must know it. But it will take a visit from a couple of enchanters from another world, and a magical toddler running amok with one of Leonard of Quirm's flying machines, to get either of them to do anything about it . . .

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