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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit, because that's what he does. He's not always right though.

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    He is going to have to stop himself.

    (You aren't sure you can.)

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    When Dirk moves into his new apartment to start a new life, he thinks things are finally looking up for him. Unfortunately, an unexpected guest makes himself at home as his new vacuuming device and sets to ruin his life.

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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

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    25/?
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    The Heiress to Crockercorp, a notorious hacker, an insufferable philosophy student and a guy with a comically bad Australian accent walk into the afterlife. Sound like a joke? That's cause it is. The Good Place is a mess, y'all.

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    >be Jake

    >get shipwrecked

    >forcibly befriend a snakeman

    >profit

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    "Is it possible to make things right after it's all gone to shit? Is it even worth trying?"

    "Depends."

    "On what?"

    "... How much you care, I guess. And you can't force 'em to give you another chance."

    "There's a likelihood of it going absolutely apple-esque again."

    "Yeah, the probability of that is pretty damn high. Not to mention, the stakes pile doesn't stop from getting taller.

    ...

    I should be a relationship counselor."

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    • Part 22 of SFW
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    We see Rose and Dave ascend and take robot forms. Their bodies too weak for their godtier powers. But Dirk never takes a robot form. Why is that?

    Together, we’ll explore the older Strider’s possible ascension and find an answer ourselves.

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    The coffee shop was tucked away in a troll neighborhood, but the new subway line brought more humans than expected. Nepeta didn't mind the little mammals, and definitely didn't mind the boost in business, but when one of them makes her see spades... Well, no one said hatemance was easy.

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    John Egbert at age 16 is attending a privately funded school. As faith would have it, at the start of this semester he already feel deeply in love with another boy he met in class. He enlists the help of his two friends, Jade and Rose, to earn Dave’s interest.
    When all the while... Dave does the exact same for John's attention.

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    20/20
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    Sometimes, friendship involves the taboo.

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    Dirk and Roxy had rough childhoods. Among growing up alone, the game, and the history of their planet, they had many burdens to deal with. What gnaws at them the most sometimes are the things that they didn't have. Luckily, they have each other to fill that space in their hearts.

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    Somethings up.

    Four teenagers stumble into a conspiracy theory, which they may or may not be the center of.

    Four almost adults discover they aren’t the only ones.

    And 12 separated aliens try to survive on a suspiciously familiar planet, and maybe get some help from some of its inhabitants.

    Romance, familial discovery, and a poorly-executed bank heist ensue.

    ...

    Oh, yeah, and superpowers. Superpowers are here too.

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    Everyone saw Dave and Karkat getting together coming. What was surprising, however, was when the two of them came to John and asked for his help having a kid.

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    “Not fucking Christmas!” howls Roxy. Beside her, Dirk stage-deadpans wow to Callie, who is simply bewildered. “I am god damn tired of Christmas! Do you know how many years I waited for Santa to come? How many years I’ve had to be Santa? Do you? Do you?

    “Wait, c’mon, if the trolls are having troll Christmas why can’t we have our Christmas?”

    Karkat bristles as soon as the sentence leaves John’s mouth. “Oh, so it’s troll Christmas and not human Twelfth Perigee’s Eve?”

    “I have to agree with Karkat,” Terezi’s the closest Roxy has ever seen to frowning. “This may be a wriggler’s argument, but our planet and traditions did come first! And anyway, the name Twelfth Perigee’s Eve objectively makes more sense than Christmas.
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    In which Roxy Lalonde, brand-new God of Earth C, makes the first few animals of the planet and demonstrates her creativity with naming in the most high-effort Twelfth Perigee's present anyone has ever seen.

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    21
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    5
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    New Chicago is a labyrinth of argon, steel, circuits, and blood, each in every color of the rainbow. Roxy Lalonde shows up on its doorstep with a suitcase, a sniper rifle, and an assignment to guard the second most important person in the world: Jane Crocker, Heiress to the Crockercorp fortune.

    With a war raging on the Empire's borders, there shouldn't be anywhere safer than the capitol city. But between rebel attacks getting more and more ambitious and the Heiress' increasingly erratic behavior, Roxy finds herself in the middle of a dynastic conspiracy that threatens everything she's ever known about the world and her place in it.

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    12/12
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    "Believe it or not, you don't have everything figured out. I've been up to my ass in your philosophical duality schtick long enough to know that it's bs. There’s way, way more gray to the game than the chess dudes make it out to be.

    ... What I'm saying is it doesn't have to be black or white. Do you want more ironic metaphors to get the gears turning? 'Cause-"

    "No; they're turning. It just sits worse than a sugar-coated steak."

    "Hey, no one said you *had* to eat that shit."

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    • Part 2 of SFW
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    21/?
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    26
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    44
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    8
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    1048
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    on the way back back from meeting her denizen, roxy finds an old friend.

     

    post [s] game over. pre-retcon.

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    Aradia, a delinquent car thief, is up for her first real street race after her best friend's brother crashes and gets injured. There's only one hiccup; her opponent, one Roxy Lalonde, is too hot for her own good, and from the rich part of town to boot. Will they find love amidst these tough streets?

    (The answer is yes, I'm not a monster, it just might get strung out a little. Name inspired by the Leslie Parrish song.)

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    English
    Words:
    3,118
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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