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    This is not at all a serious piece of work, I was very, very, very drunk when my friends persuaded me to write it.

    In the first half, nothing has been edited at all; that's exactly what I wrote when I was drunk. In the second half, I edited it so that the spelling mistakes are gone and so that it's sort of readable. Although personally, I think the horrific spelling is what makes this so funny.

    ENJOY!

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    A collection of ficlets for a prompt meme of semi-nsfw and nsfw situations. Each chapter involves a different pairing and/or alternate universe scenario.

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    3/?
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    Edgewood is back for the Spring term. Happy January!

    The cold weather is sure to be frosty, but will they get snow this year? No one knows! And will Form Y0G5 survive the volatile new kid? With more drama to ensue, I am sure this term will be... great?

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    An eye for an eye, and the world goes blind.
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    The virus came from nowhere. It crept up on people, unnoticed, tearing families - and family members - apart. Those who weren't infected lived in fear. All trust was lost, relationships strained, families scattered, friendships severed: 'Will I be next? Will you?'

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    Ross sniffs. "You're unbelievable."

    Trott snorts, indignant. "At least I'm not the one who was running away from a goddamn parking officer! Do you want that drink or not?"

    "Yeah, I want that drink." Ross crosses his arms, leaning against the bar. "You didn't have to flirt with him, that's all."

    Trott pours the alcohol aggressively. "Listen, I did you a favor. I didn't have to hide you in my bar. So what if I flirt with the guy that's after you? You're not in much of a position to complain, Hornby. Why is it such a big deal, anyway? It's only a parking ticket."

    Ross looks sheepish. "He... well, it's my third parking offence this month, and if I get caught again then they take my ship off me."

    "Your ship? Ross, your ship is a piece of junk. Who cares if it gets taken off you?"

    If Ross' eyes could shoot laser beams, Trott would be a melted pile of limbs on the floor. "It's my ship. I can't let her be taken by some low-life parking officer." They fall into silence. Ross claps Trott on the shoulder, their version of an apology. "You really need to get some strippers in here, friend. I know you're going for the whole dive-cesspool look, but some strippers would really brighten the place up."

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    Just like the title says it’s a road trip and just like you'd suspect the boiks get bored out of their minds and banter ensues.

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    Smith always makes sure Ross gets what he needs.

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    Chris Trott and his boyfriend, Ross Hornby, were running an unsuccessful business. Ross is depressed, and Trott decides to take matters into his own hands and fix this. He decides the most logical way to save their business is to send his boyfriend away for awhile and summon a demon.

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    The Hat boys go camping, but are they alone in the woods?

    A romantic horror. (Or a horrible romance?)

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    Centurion Alexius Smith loves breaking in new slaves. And he's just set his eyes on a newly enslaved Ross.

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    showering together is not sexy, it's just taking turns being cold.

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    the nagging voice in the back of his mind still whispers; they're only tolerating you because they feel sorry for you.
    they're only pretending to care because you're dependent on them.
    and you're dependent on them because without them you'd be alone.

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    I've been thinking too much- Help me.

     

    Things were wrong. Things had been going so well, but things were wrong. One bet, one argument, one wrong turn, one crash, destroyed their whole order. But would it ruin their lives?

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    Smith was folding and sorting laundry on the couch when the doorbell rang.
    Trott perked up excitedly, shifting where he sat beside Smith.
    “Stay, Trott,” Smith reminded him as he stood up and left the room to answer the door. “Good boy.”
    Ross was coming over today. Trott and Smith had asked Ross if he’d be interested hanging out while Trott was in puppy mode, and it was a little daunting, introducing someone to Trott’s whole puppy persona. But Trott couldn’t be worried- because Ross coming over only meant company, and dogs loved company.
    This afternoon, all Trott had to do was be his best pup self.

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    Trott carefully put in his triangular earrings, examining his reflection in the mirror in his palace bedroom. The ornate frame was mounted to his vanity table, which was currently scattered with makeup containers and on which sprawled one very fluffy white and tan cat.
    “What do you think, Eric? Good enough?”

    Trott gets ready for an important meeting. (A Princess Diaries inspired AU.)

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    First Lieutenant Smith, the physicist Dr. Trott and the linguist Dr. Hornby make up AR-23, Atlantis' least important offworld team. Struggling for recognition, the boys get their chance to prove their mettle -- with no margin for error.

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    In the town of Lothering the Templar Knight-Lieutenant Smith and his husband must escape the marching horde of Darkspawn. They meet a man whose powers test every oath a Templar can make.

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    The line shortened quickly, and Ross swiftly moved up to the front. He fiddled with the laminated backstage pass on the lanyard around his neck, trying to remember what it was he was going to say, suddenly overwhelmed with a burst of nerves. He’d never been able to meet Smith directly like this before, even though he’d been a fan for a long time.
    “Hello,” Smith said simply. His blue eyes met Ross’, and he smiled.
    Fuck, this was actually happening. Shit.

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    Ross finds inspiration.

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    What if the boys were a little more codependent? What if something had happened to wind them all more tightly together?

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