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    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    Genderbent beta kids high school AU fic. John is now Jodie, Rose is now Robin, Dave is now Dove, and Jade is now James. The alpha kids are just their siblings a few years older than they are. Trolls just also live on earth in society cuz why not.

    4 seventeen year olds begin their senior year of high school. Even though they'd all been great friends for years, each of them has secrets. Secrets are dangerous, very dangerous when in the wrong hands. One of these days, they won't have to hide anymore, but for now, they all find something to distract them, clubs. School yearbook, gardening club, book club, and programming club. Maybe one day they'd be able to tell the truth. One day.

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    Your name is Joey Claire and the adults in your life don't do a very good job of taking care of you. It's fine. You'll manage.
    (When your babysitter shows up at your door with a baby in her arms in December of 1995, things get better, you never see Pa again, and then they get much, much worse.)

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a job to do.

    TWs will be on every chapter as we go along but general TWs in the tags!

    Also yes everyone is trans, autistic and polyamorous it's my fanfic and I'm going to project all I want and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

    Comments are always appreciated!

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Go read Part 1 first, dummie

    Before you read any further, this is entirely ironically and is INTENTIONALLY bad, and is a clear parody to the original source. (That being Homestuck)

    Please let this NOT be you first time hearing of Homestuck, this WILL ruin it.

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    A short story about John and Dave dating after their first meet n fuck. After a while of dating, Rose decides to meet the two in person as well at her place, at the LaLonde family meet them for the first time, but at the most awkward moment.

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    As you can tell, this is scat and fart fetish (Along with many other very concerning things): not made to be taken seriously, and is solely one big joke. Nevertheless, you're here to read it, and I'm not gonna stop you, you disgusting human :)

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    The Lalonde kingdom has four heirs and 1 condition— Whoever marries first takes the throne. Dirk willing to deny love for power, Roxy fighting to keep her corrupt brother from taking control of the kingdom, Rose dying with every passing day, and Dave distracted by an unfit suitor.

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    tw for mentions of abuse and dave's shitty childhood

    In the morning, Rose toes your door open with a socked foot. You hear her coming anyways, obviously, but you don’t bother to sit up from where you stare at the ceiling until she sits at the edge of your bed. She apparently hadn’t bothered to wash off yesterday’s makeup, it smudges darkly around her eyes and mouth. Her bangs are pinned away from her face and when she looks at you her eyes squint in the morning light. You know you probably look just as bad, yet you can’t help but laugh at the bleary glare she fixes on you. And maybe it’s just the remnants from your slightly depressing thoughts last night, but it hits you that you really fucking care about her.

    (one boy thinks about his life the night after he turns sixteen)

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    just a bunch of stuff i pulled from my tumblr

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    You think that a lifetime of death would prepare you to let go but nothing could ever prepare you to grieve.

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    They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]

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    Rose Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived, receives her Hogwarts letter on her eleventh birthday, in 1991. Of course, Rose Potter also remembers being a different girl named Rose, one with the last name of Lalonde. The connections from her past life spill into her new one once she realizes that the adult Dirk Strider who raised Dave is currently young enough to go to the same school as her: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    What does it mean to enter a society that might reject you? How much should you change yourself, and how much should you change society?

    (A fic inspired by reading too many Girl-Who-Lived fics where the girl was named Rose, but wasn't the Rose I hoped she was!)

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    13/?
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    It was January first, 2009. The sky was the rich, soft blue of almost-dawn, and from a window in a house in New York State, a young girl named Rose Lalonde was watching the snow fall down.

    Things will happen with time, but for now, this is enough. Patience is, after all, the greatest virtue.

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    After escaping from his abusive home, Dave moves to New York with the rest of his family. There, he helps them run their coffeehouse. Turns out, working there is easier said than done. Especially when an employee with the name "Karkat" captivates his attention.

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    Everyone waited anxiously on the day Bro Strider came back to life, all of the original Gods gathered around since this man was considered a danger… but they did not expect what would happen on that day, not even Rose with her seer status.

    Instead of a villain, a monster from their imaginations, the man that woke up was confused and had clear fear of the scars that he saw on Dave's face and body.. a man who had no memories of what he had done.

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    15/?
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    Heres all my unfinished/unedited fics. Please comment which ones you'd like to see finished! My 2021 New years resolution is to finish all the savable fics from here.

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    The beta kids end up with the wrong guardians and a new session is made.

    (Unbetaded, will fix errors later)

    (This is based on a fanfic I made on fanfiction.net.... wich I never finished writing)

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    Jade, as a young girl, met a life long friend at a Christmas party. Now that Jade is older, she realizes the admiration she harbored for her friend was more than friendly.

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    In this AU of Homestuck. our heroes survive the post-apocalypse and all the weird creatures and happening created from the event as they try to figure out how to stop an evil entity beyond time and space from coming into existence

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    Bro had begun teaching at Dave's college in what I can only assume is separation anxiety. Although, while putting his Ph.D to use, he takes interest in a student of his that makes him want to put his other PHD to use. (That's the worst joke I've ever made. I'm so sorry)
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    Your name is Bro Strider, (also known as Dirk, but not many people call you that. Other than your 3 closest friends, of course) and you're a teacher at your brother Dave's chosen college: Sam Houston State University. You've been a professor in Computer Software Engineering Technology for the past year now. Ironically, of course.
    Eventually, though, you began to enjoy your teaching job. Just a bit...

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