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    Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and you are almost to Earth. You are a stowaway on an Alternian Cargo ship, and you just want to see your Moirail and your friends.

    Or basically Kanaya can’t legally leave Alternia so she’s just like fuck you guys I’m gonna go to Earth and she does and then she does random stuff?? Idfk

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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    Just a Humanstuck high school fic. Probably not going to have really big plot, but there will be one, trust me fellas.

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    In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned.

    Please check the tags before you read.

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    A group of girls learns to live with the weight they carry after having their childhood stolen from them.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    The past is more connected the present than you would think. Eridan Ampora is the pressured king of Derse, once part of a larger kingdom that was split apart by a war long ago. The swiftly growing empire next door, Prospit, is ruled by the tyrannical Condescension.

    Sollux, working as a double agent for both sides, is further connected to the king than he would care to let on. His own conscience and instinct to survive war against each other. A past tragedy in several parts may give insight into what drove them apart...

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    A collection of drabbles and requests from my tumblr. Some are shippy, some are just strilondes memeing at each other.

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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    SBURB / SGRUB decides to screw with all the humans and trolls one final time. Nobody is surprised.

    Following the hijinks associated with a bunch of trolls returning to Alternia after they thought they had escaped it, as well as the humans muddling things up in their newly-obtained troll bodies. Watch as they all find each other again, learn to live together, and try to take over an empire. Failure in this scenario means certain death.

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    "Kanaya," she said, sounding quite serious.

    "Yes, Rose?"

    "Touch me, damn you."

    "That sounds suspiciously like an order, and I'm afraid that every time you give one of those I delay escalating this situation by another several minutes."

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    It’s on a November day that Her Imperial Condescension releases the Lord English virus, causing a mass system failure among the carapacian androids of her own production and plunging the world into chaos. Four hundred thirteen years later, Rose Lalonde goes missing.

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    In an alternate universe, Eridan stumbles upon an Easter egg in the game that would make everyone's wet dreams come to fruition. Hardcore shipping ensues.

    This is my first fic, period. I plan to update monthly, but bear with me if this isn't the case. Not really a peaceful point in my life.

    [Yes, this is the same fic as on fanfiction(dot)net. Yes I am HeirOfLaG. Why restrict my work to one site?]

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    Just a ton of old fanfics I started working on and later abandoned. Not sure if I'll ever finish any of these. So far I'm gonna say no, but some might get enough interest. Lemme know if you'd like me to continue.

    Also, these are copied down directly from what I had, meaning there may be notes to "add more" or something. I'm too lazy to edit them oops

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    As it turns out, even a year and a half after the game is completed and they enter their new world, troll biology still holds a few surprises...

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    Hanahaki Disease is a fictional disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.

    Striders didn't *have* feelings. That was for girls, being weak and crying and in love. With a boy none the less, Dave could almost laugh at it. If it weren't for the bandages binding his chest and the roots wrapped around his heart. If he could speak around the flowers pushing up his throat and making him choke. If it weren't for the thorns tearing into his lungs, blood pooling.
    If only he hadn't ever become friends with Karkat Vantas, he might not be dying.
    People say that flowers are romantic.
    He wants to laugh, because he didn't want romantic, he didn't want those shitty flowers inside him.
    Because now, flowers come with a toxic form of growth, and he feels like saying something to Karkat about how wouldnt go well.

    He just wanted to get rid of these shitty feelings and shitty plants.

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    In Which A Young Man Named Dave Strider Attempts To Have A Normal Life Despite Ongoing Abuse Leading To What One Can Only Describe As Time And Alternate Universe Shenanigans.

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    Eridan never meant to come back. He was fine where he ended up, fine with never talking to them again. It had been five years after all.
    Sollux never meant to find him. It's just where he ended up. And after five years, he finds out that this world holds more than a few surprises.
    They never were supposed to find each other, to have anything together. But now they have more than either of them bargained for and that's just where they ended up.

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    5/?
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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls; from Alternia, and carapacians; from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    7/?
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    38
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