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    It's just some Daycare!stuck I thought of!

    It's also a human!stuck.

    All the dancestors and alpha kids are actually children like around 8 or something, and the beta, ancestors, and guardians are older.

    It's shit but eh.

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    "(DO THEY HAVE TO DO THIS IN FRONT OF US? DO HUMANS TYPICALLY FLAUNT THEIR FLUSH ADVANCES IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS?)"

    "i dunno man i dont really want to see my sister trying to make the moves on someone either"

    "rose take your date outta here we were here first"

    "Daveeeee pleaseeeeeee there's enough room in here for BOTH of our dates ;)"

    "god damn it rose"

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    a short rosemary meteorstuck getting together fic!

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    A.K.A. A Dean Winchester high school wannabe and a nerd fall in love.

    this is a serious fic i swear.

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    " ‘A deep breath.’ She thought. ‘And then I’ll find all the strength I need’.
    Said breath came and went, and although she still felt only a strong as a child can be, a thought she would never voice due to her need to feel both older and stronger, she made the hard decision to move first and think later. "

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    the feeling of blood on her hands never really went away

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    After their freshman year of college it seems that Nepeta's friends are really starting to get their life sorted and they are finally reaching their happy endings. She'd like to do they same, but between her seizures and the freaky grey-skinned hallucinations that come with them, she's having a rough time.

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    "You would torture and kill your friends. One by one. Until one of them could stop you, could bring you to an end."

    Or, in which during their comfortable Earth-C lives, Kanaya is killed in a complete freak accident, and Rose Can Not and Will Not ever cope with that.

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    Dave Strider hasn't fallen this hard over someone in a goddamn century. Last time he did, it didn't end up to well for him. And now, after he moved into this quiet little town and met this not-so-quiet boy, he's about to regret everything he's done that led him up to this point.

    Karkat Vantas wants absolutely No Part of this and would prefer if it stayed that way. Unfortunately, that's not gonna happen.

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    Rose reminisces on the first night she met Kanaya, with or without Dave and Karkat's encouragement. What do they know, anyway?

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    And it is with haste that her smile wraps its way into your veins, like the sweet and cloying ichor of cherry wine, sending you into a happy stupor and bewitching you with its very flavor and manner of being.

     

     

    Rose is a centuries-old witch, living her life and crushing hard on the seamstress in town. But the forest seems to be murmuring to her. What could be happening?

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    The two Strider-Lalonde twins move in with their great aunt Roxy in Oregon for the summer for some "fresh air" and "memory making." The two are less than thrilled--Rose had her heart set on spending the break from high school working on her novel, drinking tea, and reading, and Dave just wanted to hang around town with his buddies and write rap music--but they quickly realize there's more to the little town than meets the eye. With their two brand-new best friends in tow, they're going to not only go on ass-kicking adventures, gain superpowers, and fulfill an ancient prophesy, but they're on track to discover the true dramatic past that links their families together and the real mystery of the monsters/aliens/whatevers living in the forest.

     

    Where doing this man. Where making this happen.

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    LALA READ FOR YOUR SELF

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    In a world where you bleed and cry in the color of your soulmate when they’re hurt, Rose is confused by sometimes getting wounds with jade colored blood and while crying green tears. Kanaya is confused by her soulmate being candy red and lacks colored tears.

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    Now while my lips are living
    Their words must stay unsaid,
    And will my soul remember
    To speak when I am dead?

    Yet if my soul remembered
    You would not heed it, dear,
    For now you must not listen,
    And then you could not hear.

    After Death - Poem by Sara Teasdale

    [S] Karkat: Put him to rest.

    Dave Strider has been dead for two years. Not even dying could get rid of him, cause now he's got some unfinished business to take care of. Karkat won't admit it, but he might be falling in love with a ghost.

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    In which Karkat works in a Safeway in the middle of fucking nowhere, and some asshole keeps drawing dicks on the hot dog cans.

    ((This is my first fic, but it was too funny of an idea to not write))

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    hmmstve.
    A little drabble I wrote like ten years ago.
    Kind of an AU where trolls and humans get separate universes at the end of the game,
    I hope I didn’t go too out of character.
    and yeah it’s 100% a Johnkat thing because I’m 100% garbage.

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    TT: Those are different, though.
    GA: Why
    TT: Well, because
    TT: I mean
    TT: We're gay?

    A conversation that had to have happened somewhere along the way, or, in which Rose Lalonde explains human lesbianism to her girlfriend.

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    For the past 9.69 sweeps (or 21 years) of his life, Karkat Vantas has lived an ordinary life. Very ordinary. Dreadfully ordinary. Until, he had a close encounter of the strange kind in a bookshop, and the world as he knew it was turned upside down.

    With the addition of an oddly familiar stranger who seems to know more about Karkat than he knows about himself, the arrival of old gods and even older magic, and the warring factions of the New Church raring at the heels of Karkat’s community, there is only one thing he knows for certain.

    His life is never going to be ordinary again.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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