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    “John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—”

    Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?

    This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    123
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    85
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    19
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    Rose Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived, receives her Hogwarts letter on her eleventh birthday, in 1991. Of course, Rose Potter also remembers being a different girl named Rose, one with the last name of Lalonde. The connections from her past life spill into her new one once she realizes that the adult Dirk Strider who raised Dave is currently young enough to go to the same school as her: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    What does it mean to enter a society that might reject you? How much should you change yourself, and how much should you change society?

    (A fic inspired by reading too many Girl-Who-Lived fics where the girl was named Rose, but wasn't the Rose I hoped she was!)

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    English
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    32,303
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    2329
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    "The house is quiet and dark, just as you remember it. The one time you tried to visit it alone, you had found it barely standing. Water had seeped into the cracks in the years you had been gone, and had slowly eroded its structure. You could smell the mold in the walls from the entrance; it clung to the walls like leeches to flesh.

    You asked Dave to rewind it before you brought Roxy over."

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    In an attempt to gain some closure and finally wrap up her character arc, Rose revisits Lalonde Manor with Roxy. She finds that Roxy is both easier and harder to decipher than she initially thought, and that only makes her fonder of her alternate universe mom.

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    1,460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    37
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    A tale of how two generations unknowingly bond over fanfic, and how in an alternate timeline and four hundred years later, another life is changed the same way. Also a tale about wizards, I guess, but if you skip those parts, I understand.

    Language:
    English
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    5,257
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    57
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    Rose always knew she was into some weird shit. But the vague idea of an attraction to the supernatural was nothing compared to the full force of her wife morphing into an eight feet tall horror creature and her heart's consequent reaction. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. This fic is not about sexy monsters or xenophilic broads, but rather the supremely shitty experience of watching your significant other turn into a soggy bug mummy and the excruciating wait that follows.

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    English
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    18,253
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2823
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    Dave Lalonde, born into the royal family as a blessing and curse. In other words, the last Lalonde born and with something special. In other, other words, Dave Strider the last spare.

    Au of the book The Glass Spare by Lauren DeStefano. The au follows the book pretty closely for the first few chapters.

    Davekat comes later but it's hard to miss once it's there.

    "The king feared nothing until he saw his youngest son. His other children were as perfect as dolls to the open eye. But when he looked at Dave something was different, not different as in albino, or freckled, or covered in scars. Something that did not belong in this world. "

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    90
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    You have exactly one letter from your mother. It's crumpled and almost (not entirely) illegible, and you use it as both a roadmap and a promise.

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    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    77
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    Mom expires. Dave assists with the funeral proceedings.

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    7,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    174
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    Dirk and Rose get in touch, in what feels like the first time in forever.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    233
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    Thirteen-year-old Dirk Strider and the other Troll/Human Descendants of the Sixteen Gods have been waiting to meet their 'parents' their entire lives. When they finally do, Dirk is determined to prove himself. Because then... maybe his Bro would want to get to know him.

    Meanwhile, for Dave Strider, parenting is hard--especially when you had no clue you even had a kid. It was enough to have unresolved childhood issues and an inability to confess his feelings for a certain troll, but now he has to try (and fail) to not embarrass himself in front of this mini-version of Bro.

    Oh gods this is going to be a disaster.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    2212
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    GG: Perhaps your "time travel" gag is real.
    GG: I just saw a much younger version of yourself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    103
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    A Lalonde companion to the Strider rooftop conversation.

    Language:
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    2,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    80
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    Through the timely intervention of friendly aliens, dead dictators, and cyborg Obama, Dave and Rose no longer have their eventual death at the hands of the Batterwitch and the subsequent destruction of planet Earth to fear.

    Instead, they have something much harder to face.

    Parenthood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    538
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    The fate of the rebellion rests on a multi-pronged plan to secure the alchemic means to feed a Troll Kingdom under embargo. General Rose Lalonde goes grocery shopping and meets her maker.

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    English
    Words:
    3,643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    249
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    You buy the house when you find her. // You buy the house when you realize you'll never find her.

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    2,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    183
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    A fulfillment of this tumblr request: "Would you Consider writing a Lalonde diapermessing contest? Rose and Roxy competing, getting hypermessy, when they're interrupted by Mom Lalonde who simply lets out more than both girls with a push and waddles away with a grin, both girls deciding Mom wins"

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    English
    Words:
    1,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1126
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    Rose and Roxy play Mario Kart.

    Series
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    English
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    992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    95
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    Somethings up.

    Four teenagers stumble into a conspiracy theory, which they may or may not be the center of.

    Four almost adults discover they aren’t the only ones.

    And 12 separated aliens try to survive on a suspiciously familiar planet, and maybe get some help from some of its inhabitants.

    Romance, familial discovery, and a poorly-executed bank heist ensue.

    ...

    Oh, yeah, and superpowers. Superpowers are here too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,009
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    506
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    In which Rose Lalonde does not die, but wishes she had.

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    1,619
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    102
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    After Roxy learns of Dave's death, she telephones Rose to give her condolences. It... doesn't go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    375

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