17 Works in Rose Lalonde & Roxy Lalonde & Dave Strider & Dirk Strider

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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    14/?
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    None of you have any problem giving love; all of the trouble lies in accepting it.

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    While he couldn’t deny he was sad about it, the most prominent feeling that came up whenever he analyzed his emotions was... embarrassment. Jake could have at least had the decency to not break up with him in front of half the school a week before prom. But, as half his friend group had told him over the following week, it was no use dwelling on the past, and he shouldn’t even be thinking Jake’s name anyway, since Roxy had said ‘it would slow the healing process’, whatever that meant.

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    After pawning a reality warping game in the ass, the Strilondes and Harley-Egbertians are abruptly dumped on some no-name Earth where there’s no troll or carapacian to be found. When a long, boring sixteen years have passed, momlalonde enters the field of ectobiology and summarily decides to move the Strilondes out to ass backwards Michigan even though he—er, they had been perfectly happy where they were before. Fuck this. He’s going back to the game to be lobotomized by the Condesce.

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    3/?
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    4
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    The kids have finally beat Sburb, but instead of sending them to Earth C, a game glitch sends them back to pre-game earth, trapping the Alphas in their splinter-selves bodies.

     

    Aka, a Strider Feelings Jam That Also Has Other Characters In It

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    4/?
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    1
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    A short drabble about Roxy and Rose's arrival in Houston. They get Whataburger and listen to Atlas and somehow its all kind of aesthetic?

    (I have an idea for where I want the plot to go but whether or not I actually write it remains to be seen. There's basically no plot by the way.)

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    1/?
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    3
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    Just some cute Strilonde family moments

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    2/?
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    Them’s the breaks, Roxy would say. Your cat falls asleep on you? Too bad, you’re there until they decide they’ve had enough or you perish. Whatever comes first.

    or

    Dirk reflects on his life as the older brother of three disaster kids while kid #3 snoozes away on his back.

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    1/1
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    43
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    7
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    324
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    Derrick Strider was 19 years old when he tried to end it all and ended up being saved by an angel. No one believed him obviously but he knew the angel was real. Still, the angel made him realize that even though life was shit, he had to do his best for his brother. Like be there for him when one of his kids dies in a hospital fire.


    Dave E. Sprite was 12 years old when he finally met his biological family, he knew he wasn't actually related to his Mom/Dad because he didn't have cool ass wings like them but still, he didn't want to leave his mom but his biological family seem so cool, not as cool as his parent but yeah.


    Davepeta, now 'Deilos E. Sprite', wasn't thinking much when they saved this universe's younger and alternate version of his Bro that night at the bridge but they did. They also weren't thinking much when they saved baby Dave from that burning hospital years ago, but they did. Raising baby Dave as their chick/kitten/kid? You bet your ass they didn't think that through. But again, they did. And now everything was biting them in the ass. Also was it wrong to slowly fall in love with the alternate version of your old brother? Yeah? No? Maybe? Fuck if they know.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    170
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    1752
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    'You remember too much, my mother said to me recently.
    Why hold onto all that?'
    ~
    Four times Rose and Kanaya falter to accept the new chapter in their lives and one time they didn't and managed to come to terms.

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    1/2
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    1
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    Derrick Strider was 17 when he was rescued by a murderous angel. He was 18 when his nephews were born and he was 20 when they were kidnapped and killed. Years later, he finds his murderous angel raising his nephews and as a cannibalistic freelance hitman assassin.
    That should not be hot but it is.


    Dirk and Dave Sprite were twins, they knew that mom/dad wasn't actually their parent, it was obvious from the wings that they had but they didn't care. They loved them and would do anything for them. They were 13 when their biological family found them, which was cool but uncle or not, Derrick should stay away from their parent.


    Deilos Sprite was really surprised at how violent this universe was but didn't mind. They didn't expect adopting Dirk and Dave as their own pair of kittens/chicks/kids but didn't mind. Raising them as assassins and hitmen? Weird but didn't mind again. They tried to stay away from the Strilondes but they couldn't stay away forever. Was it wrong to be attracted to the alternate version of their once older brother? Maybe? Well cannibalism was wrong too but they didn't mind that.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    3
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    84
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    12
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    679
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    Dirk drank more of his coffee, gesturing at Dave with his head. “You said John told you about Roxy? You were at his place yesterday, right? How did the coming out go? You said you were finally gonna do it.”

    “God, it was terrible.”

    "Aww," said Roxy.

    “So, what I’m getting here is—” said Dirk, before finally eating the tomato at the end of his fork. He’d been looking at it from every angle for at least five minutes. Roxy looked very confused and made a face at Rose that said what the hell is up with him and tomatoes today Rose shrugged. Dirk was very weird about food, but so was Roxy for that matter. “You still haven’t told John.” 

    “No,” Dave groaned, picking at the bagel on his plate.

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    13
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    202
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    23
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    1307
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    "holy shit so my friend and i were thinking of mildly entertaining headcanons today
    and i brought up one thats like. dave can play nearly every instrument BUT the triangle, like,
    "Dave! How the hell can you not even follow the beat??"
    "shut tf up i know what im doing"
    and i was about to say "it's just clanging metal on metal" and then i r ea l i zed"

    AKA my friend said this and I was Inspired.

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    36
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    156
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    12
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    1559
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    "This infertile soil wasn't always so
    There once were flowers
    Where there are now fists
    There were canopies of green
    Where there is now a single, curling finger"
    -Growing Pains, Ángel S.

    Growing up is hard, Dave and Dirk learned that through the pain of broken bones and bruised skin. They were told that from that pain they would grow like flowers from wounds, and they did, but weeds are flowers too
     

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    1
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    463
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    In the name of family bonding, Roxy, Rose, Dave, and Dirk play a game of truth or dare. (They may regret this plan.)

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    874
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    906
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    The Strider-Lalonde cousins make a pitstop at Diagon Alley before heading to King's Cross Station for their seventh year at Hogwarts. Dave's a little excited.

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    English
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    1,539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    755

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