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    “It’s a criminal offense that we didn’t talk more before, too. You’re a fucking savage, and I am absolutely loving it.” He says.

     

    “It is a shame,” You agree. “You’re actually quite easy to talk to, and more amusing than either Rose or Karkat seem willing to admit.”

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    The budding friendship of Dave Strider and Kanaya Maryam and the subsequent delight/apprehension of Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas.

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    A ship slowly advances through the void. It departed a dying Earth generations ago, heading for a distant destination that might offer a new hope for the human species and civilization...

    In several more generations. For those stuck in the middle, it's simply a matter of living out their lives on this vast, artificial home.

    The main focus will probably be on Rose and Kanaya. Expect soft science fiction, and pesterlog-style conversations.

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    Rose is lonely and drunk out of her mind.

    This is a sadder style than I usually go for & it's only one chapter for now, but I'm considering expanding it into a slow burn RoseKan fic if y'all want more. Because there's not enough non-fetish f/f on here. Let me know <3

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    2/?
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    TT: I have something to tell you.

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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood post-retcon Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapterfic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures featuring some standard AU settings.]

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    21/?
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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

    * Writer's block is a thing. Might take a break... *

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    Kanaya Meets Someone Rather Enticing At the Bar...

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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

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    Rose summons a demon and has a little fun.

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    (announcer voice) Are you looking for a slow burn davekat fic full of WACKY METEOR HIJINKS and EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT with a sprinkling of BADLY FORMATTED PESTERLOGS......then you've come to the right place!!!!

    Dave has a sexuality crisis, Karkat has a Dave crisis, and everyone else puts up with this shit.

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    Holidays on the meteor are absolute fucking hell, and John wants to dunk his head into a pot of boiling water. But if he died, there would be no one to make Christmas dinner, or any food for that matter, and everyone would probably die. Well, since he's god tier he would probably come back, but Karkat and Dave would probably kill each other in the whole minute it takes him to reincarnate.

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    It is a training period now for Dave and Karkat while the corps try and get Karkat integrated into a formation. Plus some fun frolicking in the water.

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    Jake is at a place in his life where the only option is to start over...Four years in the future, with barley any conventional education, and a myriad of undiagnosed mental disorders. Not only that, but he just so happens to be in a Universe where he's a fictional character, from a webcomic that's horrors are only spoken in the deepest depths in the internet...as a character that has unwittingly pissed off thousands of emotionally compromised teenage girls.

    So, after attempting first logical thing (AKA trying to float the a ship from the depths of a Mariana friggin trench, spoiler alert, it's pretty much beyond repair.) Jake manages to actually make things worse, because apparently that was possible. So much for that idea. God, he's such a muttonhead. Old Huss should have just killed him off like that angry twitter user had suggested, because that was probably how everyone felt. It was how he felt. For a page of hope he sure was useless. Goddamnit.

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    because there's not enough Rosemary in the world and i'm a little shit.

    first fic, so lemme know if it sucks or whatever

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    "On an island in the middle of a non-descript ocean, there is a rather large, white building up on top of a hill. At the foot of this hill, there is a cage, and inside this cage there is a Troll."

    Wherein Trolls are kept and trained at a reserve on Jade's island, and one happens to be particularly attached to his handler, much to the irritation of his mate.

    Ongoing and sporadic updates. Suggestions of pairings or situations welcome!
    ((Has an underlying plot, but mostly just a continuous collection of ficlets focussing on certain pairings. Details on quadrants of existing pairings in notes.))

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    10/?
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    Her music stirs something within you.

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    Rose Lalonde has been rich from birth. Her blanket as an infant was Versace, she drives a Bugatti, she is rich. She is beyond rich, and that's the life she's know. It's always been her against the world with a small group of allies, and a mother that can't stand up half the time. Thrown into the look is her brother, a figure she's only heard of. He's Texan Trash of the highest degree, and he's never had a dime in his life. Thrown together when their father is arrested, she finds a number of things in her life are changing. For starters, she's going to need a job. One that requires some muscle, which she now happens to have. Of course, jumping into the world of criminal activity isn't safe. She certainly can't go to prison. Orange isn't her color, and she's certainly not ready to give up eyeshadow.

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    The year is 2025. Scientists and engineers have come to create none other than artificial intelligence in the form of androids. Aside from obvious ways of motion and processing buffers, androids are made to look -and feel- like real people. But of course, something like this needs a purpose. So, Carebots were invented. The purpose for the androids would be to help patients in hospitals or people going through therapy. They were stored with information on many different illnesses, mental and physical. A batch of beta testers in each state were to test a model of the Carebots. Each beta tester had to sign a contract stating they were not actually mentally ill and could in fact handle the responsibility of testing the Carebots using a list of symptoms they were to fake. In this AU, the Homestuck kids serve as beta testers and the trolls are Carebots. What the company, and Dave, doesn't know is that Dave truly does have PTSD and that Karkat may be a better Carebot than what was intended. (Thanks to @autisticvantas for the idea!)

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    "You’ve been trying so hard to acculturate yourself to her terms, succeeding in understanding but failing in reciprocating. You can’t bring yourself to claim pity for her– but fuck, do you love her."

    A little Rosemary piece. Sweet and cute fluff and smut.

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    Dave is a musician that gets a job at a very shady bar/lounge called The Dive. Rose is a best-selling author unwillingly dragged into the fray, and soon becomes entangled in a world of crime, gangs, and an infuriatingly-attractive bartender.

    A re-write of a very old (now deleted) work of the same name.

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    4/?
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    66
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    7
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