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    “Rose.” Dirk’s tone was calm but strict. “Your mother had a bright future ahead of her. And I’m proud of her for, for managing to make such a life for herself after being a teen pregnancy. She’s not another statistic, she’s…”

    To anyone else, Rose might look annoyed, but Dirk could read the sadness reflecting off her eyes. The way she played with her hair, the way she pulled at a thread on her old pajamas.

    “She’s your mother, Rose.” Dirk sighed. “Just how I’m your father, no matter what you call me.”

    --

    Dirk Strider, father to twin children at 15 years old, has to deal with the return of their mother and her newfound family.

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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    Approximately two years into the meteor journey, Karkat’s verbal slip-up and Dave’s response leaves Karkat upset and Dave having to confront his sexuality. Rose remarks on societal toxicity, Kanaya prepares a present, and everyone else is probably around somewhere.

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    Rose never really did have a strong survival instinct.

    In which I completely go crazy over character interactions and use this pathetic story as an excuse for my horrible actions.

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    Your sister was supposed to be the creepy occult one. And she IS but everyone makes mistakes when they're young, so you were kind of pulled into it. Becoming part demon was a total accident on both your parts. However, you've noticed the perks of it, and maybe it's not so bad- especially if you get the chance to freak out your cute neighbor during a power outage.

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Rose Lalonde has just been transfered to a new school, and so far she has been taking the opportunity to rewrite herself. With the help of a new friend group and a short story bringing her closer to her cute lab partner, she manages to become both her edgiest and gayest self to date. All this change doesn't come without a price, though, and between a strained relationship with her mother, second thoughts about her new friends, nostalgia and self-doubt, she'll find it hard to stay in control.

    "this is really good and i relate to rose a lot lmao. The dialogue feels really natural. i wasn't even really in the mood to read fanfiction when i opened this up but it captivated my attention the whole way through anyway."
    -Laurells, on chapter 2

    "THIS IS THE LESBIAM EXPERIENCE"
    -elijah, on chapter 5

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    “Dave, this is your sister. You two will be living together from now on.”

    Rose's mother leaves her to be raised with Dave, under the dubious care of Bro. From there, everything about the two siblings and their timeline changes.

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    A little dave<>dirk as a valentines day present for @mothicide!

    It is… hard, to look at Dirk. Intellectually you know that he is not Bro, and that he never will be, but physically? Add piercings, some stubble and he could be Bro’s clone. In a way, he is.

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    Dave and Karkat are the last ones awake at a movie night. Dave freak outs ensue.

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    In which Rose Lalonde is Rose Strider - but this is not a kidswap. Rose lives with Dave and Bro, and in this story lies just another day for them.

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    There are a whole bunch of friendships in Homestuck that I don't think get as much love as they should. Here's my attempt to rectify that.

    Each chapter is a different story and a different relationship. Most are written based on randomly-generated prompts, courtesy of Springhole's generators.

    Chapters so far:

    1) Dave & Kanaya (with added Rose). Dave's a dentist and Kanaya's a vampire, leading to some unexpected surprises when he gives her a checkup. Unlikely bonding ensues.

    (Currently also chapters for Roxy & Terezi and Dirk & Jane in the making. Watch this space.)

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that feels just out of reach.

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    Rose is lonely and drunk out of her mind.

    This is a sadder style than I usually go for & it's only one chapter for now, but I'm considering expanding it into a slow burn RoseKan fic if y'all want more. Because there's not enough non-fetish f/f on here. Let me know <3

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    You are Dave Strider, a stupid teen with an asshole older brother and semi-shitty friends. Things aren't going as well as you thought they'd be.

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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    1) Calliope has only the best intentions. 2) Jake has a brilliant idea! 3) Dave/Jade angst. 4) Rose & Sollux have an unusual picnic. 5) Alpha!Rose considers her work. 6) Terezi & Dave play Clue. 7) Dave claims he's a dashing pirate; Karkat disagrees. 8) Rose rises from the Green Sun. 9) The perils of punctuation and/or the lack thereof. 10) But why frogs, really?

    11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 14) War is kind. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings.

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