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    Hermione Granger is done, well, she still has one child to raise, but she is done with the rest of it. Her term as Minister is over, the time line has been saved, she finally got the divorce, and her Rose (too young to marry, in her opinion) is repairing the breach between Weasleys and Malfoys. Life should be wide open to her. And Draco Malfoy, widower, seems like he could be a good friend...until, for an inexplicable reason, she is made to travel through time again. Might it have something to do with Irma Pince showing up at Rose's wedding? Did it have to do with some cosmic joke that she arrived in 1997? She resolutely believes she is too old for this 'shit', but encountering 1997 Severus Snape in a place she did not expect, it, the universe, seems to start to give her the answers she needs.

    Limited series, read the tags, I am also retired from fanfiction. ...why am I here?

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    There was a spark in his silver eyes; a tiny white flame that burned in reverence and respect. His features, while still pale and flawless, were no longer masked by a scowl or an air of superiority. Instead, he generated a smile with actual warmth that could make anyone feel as if they were the only witch or wizard in the room. This genuineness was unusual, not because it came from him, but because life itself had bore down upon all of them so heavily.

    The fact that Draco Malfoy could reconcile with his past and hold the promise of the future in a single look was awe-inspiring, if not downright frightening.

    *****

    This is a tale of post-war disillusionment; a story of new encounters and the consequences of second chances.

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    After Professor Snape finds 15-year-old Harry during his first heat, their relationship flourishes as they realise they can relate to one another more than anyone could ever believe.

    Being a vampire was one thing, but finding out he is an Omega had Harry struggling to see how he would manage to survive this year. The real question, however, is: Did he even want to?

    Severus Snape was definitely shocked when he found the boy that fateful evening. Harry Potter was really the last person he would expect to be a vampire, let alone an Omega. That night, Snape vowed to always protect the boy, as was his duty as Alpha.

    --- TRIGGER WARNING ---
    Self-harm, underage smoking, suicidal ideation/tendencies, eating disorders, bullying, discrimination and panic attacks.

    [The upload schedule will be very random, but I will try to release at least 1 chapter per week]

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    I thought it would be funny to rewrite the Harry Potter series, but Harry is Gen Z. Shenanigans ensue.

    NO ONE IS SAFE.

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    Fleur can’t take it any longer. She’s tried. She tried ignoring it, she tried hiding from it, she’s tried rationalising it but she just can’t let it go on. Someone needs to give that poor woman an orgasm and if her boyfriend isn’t going to then Fleur will.

    Hermione was embarrassed to see Fleur when she left her room after another disappointing experience with Ron. But her embarrassment quickly turned to surprise as her dorm mate shoved her against the wall and promptly gave her everything she’d been craving from her boyfriend. Shocked and horrified at how easily she gave in Hermione is determined never to do it again. But as Ron continues to disappoint and Fleur does not Hermione finds herself giving in more and more as she starts to discover things about herself she didn’t realise.

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    Ron never gets Hermione off when they have sex so she keeps going to Fleur after and feels guilty for cheating. A Fleurmione College roommates AU.

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    Where Harry comes back to school after war and encouters someone that shakes his heart

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    Ron's temper gets the best of him, but his brother will protect his mate.

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    *Next update Sunday, Jan. 29*

    Five months after Harry Potter’s defeat of Lord Voldemort, the new Ministry of Magic is prosecuting Death Eaters to the full extent in the hopes of eradicating Pureblood supremacy from society. Returning as Head Girl to Hogwarts for her last year, Hermione should be feeling elated. Instead, she finds herself racked with guilt when she is unable to restore her parents’ memories and is coerced into the Ministry’s corrupt plans for punishment.

    Little does she know that this is the perfect storm to lead her down the dark path of Blood Magic rituals with a certain blonde-haired, grey-eyed former Death Eater, the one wizard she hates most.

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    Her mother’s words rang loud and clear in her mind...

    “It only takes once...”

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    Almost every wizard knows that creatures have integrated into family bloodlines for years. Some are lucky, some are not. But the main thing is, all creatures have soulmates. Can these two love each other despite their past? Will they be able to save each other from the dark things that are happening? Time will only tell.

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    The day already starts out bad for Harry and it just seems to get worse. Luckily, Draco is there to help him.

     

    (Harry is 15, Draco is 15)

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    Hermione comes to the Christmas party where her ex-fiance announces his engagement— so the only thing left for her is getting drunk. What a pleasant coincidence that Draco Malfoy had the same plan.
    “Make a Christmas wish,” Draco murmured, burning her earlobe with his breathing.“Make that damn wish, Hermione.”

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    Hermione's journey through Hogwarts' and how she finds friendship in unusual circumstances. Who will be by her side as her world is turned upside down and she doesn't know what to do? The secret which is buried in her bloodline could destroy her. Who will be by her side when the truth is revealed?

    AU- I came up with this on my own and does not follow HP universe

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    Draco malfoy is dead.
    He is definitely not in a muggle band and he’s definitely not someone Hermione Granger should be thinking about.

    When hermione stumbles upon a bored Draco Malfoy she becomes his new form of entertainment but neither of them expect to become friends. They definitely don’t expect to become more than that.

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    Harry twirls the pan in his hands, grinning almost evilly, and says slowly, “These actually hurt quite a bit. I would know. Would you like to find out just how much, Aunt Petunia?”

    Harry finds out about his strange power at a young age and happily uses it to his advantage.

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    Hermione is trying to move on with her life after her divorce, unfortunately her ex husband keeps making that difficult. Then Hermione finds herself getting an experience she hadn’t expected, with someone she’d never considered before. Someone who somehow makes her feel more comfortable, and more free to be herself than she’s ever felt before with anyone.
    As one night becomes more and their connection grows Hermione starts to feel herself slipping more and more into a relationship she’d never considered but that nevertheless fits perfectly.

    After losing her husband Fleur never really expected she’d fall in love with a witch, not that she’s complaining. Especially when her daughter seems to love Hermione just as much as she starts to realise she does. Fleur finds it all increasingly agreeable to her.
    If only her family would stop making such a big deal of it. Well her family and her late husband’s family… and the magical media, and that idiot ex husband of her lover’s. If only everyone would be so good as to stop trying to get in the middle of her relationship with their unwanted opinions. And if one more person tries to drag her dead husband into it she may just start throwing fire.

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    Harry saves Malfoy. Again.

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    Severus Snape hacia sus vigilancias cuando se encontró con un desorientado Harry Potter, el cual acababa de terminar su primera noche de detencion con Dolores Umbridge.
    Desde entonces, su perspectiva de aquel muchacho daría un giro de 180 grados.

    //TW// abuso infantil, depresión, autolesión, etc
    pink toad/Dolores Umbridge

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    “Come on, guys, let’s go find a compartment where we can have some privacy. I have a lot to tell you.”

    They headed for the train, Hermione looking back just in time to see Sirius press a soft kiss to Remus’s cheek, then grab his hand and apparate away.

    “Harry,” she turned back to her friends, using her free hand to push her hair back behind her ear, “I’m pretty sure even the train ride to Hogwarts isn’t gonna be long enough to tell us everything that’s happened the last month.”
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    Harry is headed back to Hogwarts for his Fourth Year! He disappeared in the chaos after the World Cup, and more than a few things have changed before he meets up with his friends again at Platform 9 3/4.

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    Hadrian Potter has been lied to his entire life, not only about his name but he has been lied to by those he thought he could trust most. What happens when Hadrian is offered a second chance to fix all the wrongdoings in his life. To go back to the beginning.
    What will happen when Hadrian decides not to play Dumbledore's games.

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