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    Does the world need another canon retelling from Patrick's POV? Probably not, but here it is!

    Current chapter: Patrick tries to deal with his feelings for David. Also, he is horny all the time. Before and after 3.11.

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    When Patrick is MIA one morning a few days before their wedding and everyone seems to know why except him, David starts to fear the worst.

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    Dean, Cas, and Sam head to the town of Schitt’s Creek to investigate a death that may be part of a bigger supernatural conspiracy. While Sam lays low and chases the cause behind the death, Dean and Cas must go undercover to learn more about the odd little town, and the people that inhabit it.

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    When Moira Owens met Johnny Rose, she knew that he was safe from the curse that took her father. She knew that she could allow herself to fall in love with him; could build a life with him and plan a future that he would always be by her side for.

    Whatever children they had, however, would not be so lucky.

    Oh hey, it's the Practical Magic AU that absolutely no one asked for.

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    After the fun of Singles' Week has passed, we start the first chapter of LOL: Part 3 with David and Patrick at their store on a late September Saturday. Patrick learns a couple of interesting pieces of information from Ray. One thing he learns changes his plans for the evening.

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    7/?
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    Eli comes to Schitt's Creek, and ends up getting more than he bargained for because it turns out. The people of Schitt's Creek don't exactly like it when someone who messes with the Roses comes to town. AKA The Roses find out just how much they mean to the people of Schitt's Creek and how much this town mean to them. Because this is their town and this is where they live.

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    Whoopsidaisies? David and Patrick are again trapped in a film they did not choose. It would probably be best not to tell anyone about this. I mean, you can tell yourself sometimes, but don't worry . . . you won't believe it.

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    46
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    2
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    381
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    David was Patricked. Only the townspeople of Schitt’s Creek knows what that means. And every single one of them has a different definition.

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    1/?
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    1
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    He cared too damn much. And no one seemed to care about him.

    That was until he was forced to live in Schitt’s Creek. Schitt’s fucking Creek is where others started to care about him. They didn’t care about what he was wearing, didn’t care about his money. They just cared about him. That he was happy, healthy and enjoying his new poor life.

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    There's a holiday party at Ray's place, and tipsy!Patrick's got a surprise for David that he just can't wait to share. Set between seasons 5 and 6.

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    The base of a snow fort appears overnight. The people of Schitt's Creek adjust their lives to include it.

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    The dinner rush gets snowed into the cafe and Twyla helps pass time by reading peoples tarot cards.

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    "Twyla set down her cards and picked up her half empty wine glass. Everyone was aware of the Roses’ desire to leave town. Well, now it was up in the air since David laid down roots and even Alexis seemed like she could be happy staying. But Mrs. Rose was still vocal about leaving, even years and a multitude of community accomplishments later. Twyla could only imagine the strain it was putting on Mr. Rose. He was becoming an integral part of the community and it had to hurt watching his wife be miserable. "

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    David and Patrick have been working together for about six months now, and they've gotten very close. At the office holiday party, something happens with the potential to change everything for them. And oh, is that mistletoe hanging above them?

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    David and Patrick bring Rose Apothecary to a booth at the Corn Festival and decide on their plans for Halloween. David enjoys whipped cream.

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    When somebody tries the whole 'robbing the store' schtick a second time, David is wise to it, and determined not to be a big pushover and let Patrick down again. Unfortunately, this time, the robber does actually have a gun.

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    Patrick realises, far too late, that it may not be the best idea to leave his keen-to-impress fiancé to internalise the idea that the store might be more important than personal safety.

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    This is it. This is how David is going to die. Hungry, alone and unable to move. He’s helpless, vulnerable to any psychopathic murderers who might be wandering around. What’s worse is that he’s not even going to be able to say goodbye to Patrick.

    AKA 5 times David overreacted and the 1 time it was Patrick.

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    David and Patrick are just beginning wedding planning. The whole town is interested in “helping,” if only anyone had asked.

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    Four venues that absolutely will not do, and one that might.

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    “So, um, I realized I never clarified something,” David says, suddenly by his side. Patrick turns, eyebrows raised, and waits patiently as David steps closer, sliding his hands over his shoulders. “And I just need you to know that saying this goes against every fibre of my being,” he continues, which only makes Patrick laugh, quiet and breathy and so heart-achingly fond. “But you were wrong, before. Mariah can’t compete with you, not the other way around.”

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    1/1
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    22
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    David Rose is not a nice person. Anyone who has ever briefly interacted with him will tell you the same thing. He is high maintenance, needy and only cares about himself. Those people however, are wrong.

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    A slow day at Rose Apothecary gives David a naughty idea.

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