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    Five kisses that earned an entry to the café's annual mistletoe draw, and one that didn't.

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    David and Stevie have decided to serenade their Schitt's Creek friends with Christmas carols, only they may have had a bit much to drink whoops!

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    Mutt comes back to town for the winter and finds the barn uninhabitable. Faced with sleeping on his parents' couch for the next few months, he jumps on Jake's offer of his spare room in exchange for some help around the woodshop. Between holidays and through storms, they discover that they have a lot more in common than they ever thought.

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    Twyla’s fierce love for competitive hockey only extends to watching and rooting for the Canadiens. As a player, she’ll try hard, sure, but there’s no one in town she really wants to crush in the annual winter league.

    Maybe, just maybe, she’d be willing to admit that this year is a little different.

    Title borrowed from the appropriately wintry, cold, and Canadian “My Boots” by Lights.

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    Something unexpected rocks the Rose family following Moira's return from Bosnia.

    **Story is nearly complete but will be updated as I am able!**

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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love with each other, and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

     
    ***And that's the alphabet***

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    Schitt's is the Word.
    A multi-chapter, musical, gender-bending, mash-up of two cultural icons. Featuring all the cast and a smattering of re-worked songs.

    Wholesome and pure, Patrick Brewer doesn't want to leave his hometown in Canada to live on the West Coast of the USA. He's about to be a Senior, Captain of the hockey and baseball teams and is 90% likely to be Valedictorian. But when his dad is offered a job he can't refuse, Patrick finds himself on the other side of the continent learning to surf, playing beach volleyball and staring at a beautiful boy in a sarong.

    David Rose is a spoilt Hollywood brat, on holiday from his bad boy image. At Rydell High he's the leader of the 'Birds, dates wannabe popstars and is the hottest part of a campus throuple. Escaping a bad break up, he's given up his leather and styling gel, to read books and drink coffee in Mexico. The last thing he expects is to meet a nice boy at the beach.

    From Summer Lovin' to school pep rallies and a globally streamed Battle of the Bands, Patrick and David must overcome friends, foes and a frightening amount of fluff before they can answer that most important of teenage questions: Are you the one that I want?

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    After defeating Chuck and rescuing Cas from the Empty, Dean swears he's done with hunting for good. But when he finds it hard to confront certain past events, he decides one more case might be exactly what he needs to get his mind off things.

    So how is it he ended up in a wacky little town in Canada, forced to confront everything he's been trying to avoid?

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    When the Rose family loses it all because of a greedy business partner, they end up in a secluded community surrounded by forest.

    David becomes enamored with a mysterious stranger who has amber eyes and pale, ice cold skin.

    aka the Twilight/Midnight Sun AU no one asked for ❤️

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    Summer is coming.

    She sees an ad in the paper for a job.

    She takes it.

    Twylexis Firewatch AU.

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    A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff [2021]."

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    “At the edge of town on the downhill side, beyond the abandoned railroad tracks to nowhere, past the point where the streetlights end but before the world disappears beneath a twisted canopy of oak and black willow trees, there’s a shitty little gas station motel open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week…”

     

    An SC-themed parody of Jack Townsend’s Tales From The Gas Station (Volume 1) that got completely out of hand…or, my attempt at a horror comedy. :)

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    So if David was going to get involved then he was going all out, he would help Twyla to plan the party. Then there would be fine costumes and delicious foods, and lots and lots of alcohol.

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    Senior year has arrived for our protagonists. And with that comes adulthood looming over the horizon...some might say it's the twilight of their adolescence. There are college applications to worry about, identities to form, and...werewolves to fight?

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    When Stevie is seen driving into town with a stranger, people have questions. They’re not gossiping, though.

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    David and Roly Jnr go trick or treating.

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    Snippets of Stevie and Patrick’s POVs throughout Season Six. A spiritual successor, if you will, to “Gutted.” Both Patrick and Stevie navigate major milestones, with a few speed bumps along the way - especially when the Roses announce they're leaving town.

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    If you had been at the Grand Reopening and Halloween Party for Twyla's Cafe Tropical, here are some things you might have seen.

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