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    Geralt can't seem to work up the courage to ask Jaskier to join him at Kaer Morhen, so Roach does it instead.

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    2/2
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    Geralts life is perfect. Perfect wife, perfect child and perfect job. But he questions everything when he meets the man with the most beautyful eyes in the world.

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    23/23
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    "For as many beasts and monsters Geralt had been contracted to hunt down in his long lifetime as a witcher;
    Ogres were a special kind of fucking horrible"

    Or, that one time Geralt gets contracted to hunt down Shrek and everything goes absolutely buckwild.

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    All his life, Jaskier knew he was meant for something important. He couldn’t tell you what it was exactly what it was, what it would be when it would happen, but he just knew it would be life-changing.
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    14/14
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    Después de la montaña Jaskier decide irse, las cosas no salen como lo planean nunca.

    Geralt se arrepiente de gritarle pero no logra encontrar a su bardo, después de meses de búsqueda parece ser que... ¿lo encuentra?

    Geraskier
    Geralt Top
    Jaskier Bottom
    Un poco de Fem Jaskier no sera mujer todo el fic.

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    Español
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    2/?
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    5
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    13
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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    18/18
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    161
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    It has been only seven days since Posada and Geralt's paper-thin patience can't handle this chattering bardling following him everywhere.
    The witcher tries everything to scare him off and each time Geralt pushes Jaskier away the songbird comes back with more determination.

    Geralt stops trying after a while and accepts his fate as Jaskier's muse. This burden slowly seems to become a need and Geralt is not ready to handle his own feelings when he was denying them throughout his whole life.

    OR: How these two muppets trying hard not to fall in love.

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    16/?
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    Geralt and Jaskier's relationship, as witnessed and commented on by multiple onlookers.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Something that Geralt comes to learn early on in his Path is that he is what some would call a Monster Fucker.

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    Jaskier kisses Geralt hello without thinking. Geralt is in love with his dumb bard. Roach is just glad they finally got together.

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    309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    215
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    6
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    Geralt, who had not yet found the balance between being a total prick and a decent human being, looked back at him impassively. “His name is Raven,” he said by way of an answer, telling Jaskier absolutely nothing of importance. As per usual.


    Geralt gets Jaskier a horse. It goes about as well as expected.

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    Clark Kent decides that he will both finally tell Lex Luthor that he is actually Superman and depending on how he reacts to the news he will ask him to marry him. However after he returns to his own home after visiting his parents he discovers that the man that he is planning to marry had put Kryptonite all over so he will have to find a way to hide all the effects of the green crystal, which will be difficult since his boyfriend can tell that some thing is very wrong with him. Clark is quite surprised to also find a network of naturally lead lined caves that are currently being used by a fairy vampire man as well as several warriors called Witchers, an Elven archer with a human boyfriend, and a couple of very powerful sorceresses that all call him Geralt, so what exactly is going on here?

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    What if Roach found the djinn's amphora?

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    Jaskier and Geralt part ways for the winter…or do they?

    Roach has the brain cell and is done with their shit :D

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    1/1
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    17
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    205
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    11
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    They said the curse was punishment for the sins of men, that their bloodlust brought Chaos down upon all. Others yet said it was for the sins of women, for wanting to rise above their station.

    All agreed that Witchers were the worst kind of monsters, for creatures who did not have Noise were the most dangerous. And creatures without Noise in the shape of men were to be feared and avoided, and only sent out for their alloted purpose, to slay other beasts.

    Geralt had thought he understood the way that chaos ran through the veins of the world, until it claimed him thrice over and rebuilt him anew.

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    They were supposed to have left the brothel by midnight in order to give Geralt ample time to chase after the ekimmara, but here Geralt is, still waiting outside the damn building because Jaskier is busy entertaining...

    "If anything, I ought to be mad at him,” Geralt mutters to himself as he pads silently towards Jaskier’s room, “he knows hunts are time-sensitive matters and if he thinks he can just fit in a quick–-"

    Then he hears it and freezes instantly. A moan, low and drawn-out, echoed down the hallway from Jaskier’s room. It was masculine and deep and it didn’t belong to Jaskier.

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    Sofia has waited patiently for her Soulmate. Geralt and Jaskier found each other but something is missing. Could taking this young Fae halfling to her Soulmate help the couple forget the void? Why did her laugh make Jaskier write ballads and Geralt's lips twitch? Why did the presence of the bard and Witcher make her feel at home? And who invited the Vampire?

    I'm bad at summaries but I promise its better than it sounds. Scouts honor.

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    36,446
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    28
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    141
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    32
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    2581
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    Geralt has feelings and like any good horse mad teenage girl in a hulking mutant body he writes about them in his diary until they can burst out at socially inappropriate times as burst of rage and or tears. Or bitching to Roach.
    This is that diary

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    10,012
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
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    144
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    15
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    Geralt has felt things before, of course he has; he knows that being a Witcher doesn’t truly mean his emotions are gone. Muted, would be a more accurate word.

    But now…

    It all feels so overwhelming. He can’t seem to escape the swirling unsettledness deep in his gut, the despair that threatens to crash over his head every time he sees something that reminds him of Jaskier, twisting the knife even deeper in his gut. Back on the mountain, Geralt had regretted his words almost as soon as they had left his mouth, but they had tumbled out of him, and he was powerless to stop it.

    He supposes Witchers are meant to walk the Path alone, so it was for the best. Inevitable. Better to get it out of the way now than later, that’s for sure. Jaskier will get married and have children and won’t want to travel with Geralt anymore, so Geralt is glad he won’t have to suffer through that. He’s not sure he could take it to have to watch a courtship of Jaskier’s that didn’t end with Jaskier coming back to him.

     

    No, Geralt has feelings, all right, and he’s never hated them more than he does right now.

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