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    Geralt's never met a Cat he liked.

    Except for Aiden, and it's a begrudging kind of thing, since that Cat makes Lambert happy.

    The Cat he runs across is strange and off-putting, smarmy and smirking. And very attractive. Jaskier (the aforementioned Cat) thinks Geralt is handsome and fascinating and wants to know more. To get closer. To maybe even fall for him.

    A story of enemies to friends to lovers, angst, denied feelings, flirting and smut.

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    9/14
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    132
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    Jaskier has been called many names before, but this might be the first time he's heard 'monster fucker'.

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    "Perhaps it was his bone-deep yearning, the product of over-romanticising the fairytales he'd inhaled in the search of answers or his own pathetic wish for the magic he'd read about in the old tales to be real. Gently, Jaskier pressed his lips to the cold ones made of carefully carved stone, his eyes sliding shut as he imagined something to become of it.

    He hadn't expected to feel the statue jolt."

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    Medieval Antiquities Professor, Julian Pankratz- Jaskier as he insisted to go by- has spent the last few years of his career obsessing over a single statue- one with no story, no signature, and no records. All options and historical documents expended, he can't help but hope that perhaps for once, fairytale solutions are the answer.

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    13/?
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    “For fucks sake, Jaskier!” The Witcher stood up so quickly that the chair he sat on fell backwards. Geralt stomped over to Jaskier, grabbing his arm and pulling the bard to face him. “What the fuck is with you?!”

    Jaskier blinked in shock at Geralt’s sudden outburst, thinking that Geralt would have preferred not to listen to his usual flitting about and just wished for the silence he so desired.

    “You’re not playing your lute, you’re not talking, you’re not--!” Geralt’s lips pulled back into a snarl, glaring at Jaskier, his grip tightening on Jaskier’s arm. Suddenly, Geralt slumped forward, closing his eyes as his head hung low.

    “Not what, Geralt?”

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    41
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    325
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    54
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    4137
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    Many years have passed since The Mountain. Geralt is finding that 1) contracts are now harder to come by and 2) destiny wants him to suck it up and right his wrongs.

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    4/?
    Comments:
    13
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    66
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    8
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    1238
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    100% pure short and sweet fluff.
    Roach is there too

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    383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    265
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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    Chapters:
    18/18
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    443
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    152
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    The Winter Woods. Rumored to hide monsters of your deepest fears and that whoever enters never makes it out alive.

    So, naturally, Jaskier, being utterly smashed and utterly heartbroken over the Countess's betrayal finds it to be the perfect spot to drunkenly wail his broken heart. No one will hurt him again when he disappears into the woods.

    Forever.

    So how in the hell does he wake up in his bed the next morning alive?

    ***ON HIATUS***

    Or:

    Geralt's a hermit in the woods. Jaskier's a curious bastard who never knows when to leave something alone. This will go about as well as you think it could.

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    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    20
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    216
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    Geralt can't seem to work up the courage to ask Jaskier to join him at Kaer Morhen, so Roach does it instead.

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    1/1
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    14
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    479
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1985
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    Jaskier is not good at first impressions. He never stops talking. He overshares. And he steals dogs. Well, one dog. Thankfully, Geralt does not seem to mind too much.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    424
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    Geralt and Jaskier's relationship, as witnessed and commented on by multiple onlookers.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    18
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    113
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    879
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    Geralt has been living the life of monsters and money for a long time, and he’s overdo for a holiday, but nothing can distract him from the love he’s left behind.

    AKA Geralt got hurt and now Yennefer gets to patch him back up.

    Started as a one shot but became the start of a series.

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    1/1
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    42
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    Geralt has been working on the Pankratz Elite Stables for a few years, spending most of his time with his usual mount Roach. It's the start of the summer, and as Alfred Pankratz starts intensifying his eventers' training, his son returns home from college for the summer.

    --

    Modern!AU [Read the Tags]

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    English
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    39,559
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    401
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    The noble family Jaskier was raised with always felt odd to him. He never fit in nor did he truly love his parents as all the other kids had. He loved music and his dreams far more as they tugged at his soul in a way his mother could never compare to. Dreams filled with music and the great vast sky would fill him with contentment until he began his own adventure.

    It has been years since Jaskier had to ponder on the life of Julien Alfred Pankratz but when his, no not his, Witcher decides they shall no longer travel together. He is questioning his heritage once more.

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    2/15
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    86
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    11
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    Clark Kent decides that he will both finally tell Lex Luthor that he is actually Superman and depending on how he reacts to the news he will ask him to marry him. However after he returns to his own home after visiting his parents he discovers that the man that he is planning to marry had put Kryptonite all over so he will have to find a way to hide all the effects of the green crystal, which will be difficult since his boyfriend can tell that some thing is very wrong with him. Clark is quite surprised to also find a network of naturally lead lined caves that are currently being used by a fairy vampire man as well as several warriors called Witchers, an Elven archer with a human boyfriend, and a couple of very powerful sorceresses that all call him Geralt, so what exactly is going on here?

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    1,461
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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    168
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    Geralt lists his gripes with the bard—and if a few of them stem from his periodic absences, what of it?

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    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    582
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    Geralt finished setting up camp. He moved to see where Roach was grazing, checking on her instinctively, and was surprised to see her leaning into the bard and letting out small noises of contentment as Jaskier threaded his fingers under her mane, scratching at her neck.

    With his enhanced hearing, he could hear the bard mutter, “Oh, there you are…it’s not that you don’t like me, it’s just that you want the right kind of attention. I see,” and Geralt snorted and shook his head, not sure if he was more amused or appalled at the sight.

    Language:
    English
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    2,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1314
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    Travelling the path is as long as it is arduous. With Nilfgaard at their heels, Jaskier and Geralt are in a constant and vigilant caution to protect their young charge, but even in times of struggle, secrets, and dark tidings, songs can spark joy and strengthen the bonds we hold dear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    325
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    Jaskier and Geralt part ways for the winter…or do they?

    Roach has the brain cell and is done with their shit :D

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    948
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    Jaskier has been dead for centuries, and Geralt has trudged on as the world changed around him.
    When Geralt hears a familiar voice on the radio he vows to do better by his friend. Even if this Jaskier doesn't remember their adventures.

    Language:
    English
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    9,442
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4717

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