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Póga agus Focail by King_City_Witch
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
22 Nov 2021
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In which the boys have to use words. Mostly buildup to the actual kissing.
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Where thou thy charming nest dost build by JamieDragon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Nov 2021
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Geralt and Jaskier travel to Kaer Morhen for the winter. But things are never that easy, and after an encounter with a mage they are suddenly faced with a new problem.
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- Part 3 of Hope is the thing with feathers
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Two Guys, One Bed by imageofmadness
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Nov 2021
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Five times Geralt and Jaskier shared sleeping space out of necessity (with mixed results) and one time they did it for enjoyment.
First five chapters will be pre-slash. Now with 20% more fart jokes!
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long story short (i survived) by martianwahtney for endrega_Turtlesse
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Nov 2021
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After the disastrous Dragon Hunt, Tony decides to grant Steve his blessing and fuck off from the Witcher’s life.
Destiny, however, plants Tony in the path of another WitcherSeries
- Part 3 of Tony Stark Bingo V
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The One in Which Roach Does All the Work by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Nov 2021
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Geralt can't seem to work up the courage to ask Jaskier to join him at Kaer Morhen, so Roach does it instead.
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The wordless dissonance of the unbridgeable distance between mind and heart by LaMalefix
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Nov 2021
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Geralt doesn’t want to think about the fact that he still hoped of meeting him at some point. That sometimes when he hears a lute strumming in his proximity he jumps out of his skin, eager to see him wearing his bright colored doublets like a peacock. That when he turns on the road, he half expects him to groan a complaint about how long they’ll finally set their camp. That more often than not he still talks to him, something he didn’t do enough when he had the chance.
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A sugarcube for Roach and a blanket for Jaskier by Little stories and love (Kapoen)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
30 Oct 2021
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“The caravan to Oxenfurt left yesterday morning there isn’t another one this year” Jaskier said looking to the floor. Then why wasn’t Jaskier on it? Geralt thought frustrated. They brought the tickets together. Geralt made sure Jaskier had enough coins and food for the trip.
“Why aren’t you on it” Geralt asked angrily. He hoped for Jaskier sake it wasn’t because of some kind of woman he spent the night with. If that was the case Geralt would leave him right here in the stables.
“Because somebody hurt me,” Jaskier said. That got Geralt’s attention.
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quiet nights part over ice (the FOOLS remix) by Highsmith for besselfcn
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
24 Oct 2021
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Even if Roach would be able to speak in a way that human ears could understand, she doubts anyone would be paying her much mind. Lights on, no one home, etcetera.
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Guardian (Rewrite) by Aroomie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Aug 2021
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“For fucks sake, Jaskier!” The Witcher stood up so quickly that the chair he sat on fell backwards. Geralt stomped over to Jaskier, grabbing his arm and pulling the bard to face him. “What the fuck is with you?!”
Jaskier blinked in shock at Geralt’s sudden outburst, thinking that Geralt would have preferred not to listen to his usual flitting about and just wished for the silence he so desired.
“You’re not playing your lute, you’re not talking, you’re not--!” Geralt’s lips pulled back into a snarl, glaring at Jaskier, his grip tightening on Jaskier’s arm. Suddenly, Geralt slumped forward, closing his eyes as his head hung low.
“Not what, Geralt?”
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- Part 35 of Witcher Fic's
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Florecer by SlyPolarisBlack
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
02 Jul 2021
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Después de la montaña Jaskier decide irse, las cosas no salen como lo planean nunca.
Geralt se arrepiente de gritarle pero no logra encontrar a su bardo, después de meses de búsqueda parece ser que... ¿lo encuentra?
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19. Drip by TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsG
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
21 Jun 2021
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Twinkstober 2020
Prompt: dripGeralt meets a merman, and things go differently than he expects.
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- Part 19 of Twinkstober 2020
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No Place To Go But Your Arms by SopaOdair
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Jun 2021
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"I'm Geralt by the way." Seeing Geralt so calm and used to his life at the keep made him think that maybe, it wouldn't be so bad after all.
"I'm Eskel."
"Eskel." Geralt smiled brightly. Eskel had never liked the sound of his name in somebody else's mouth before.
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It’s been six months since the end of their supposed friendship, and Jaskier is in a tavern when he hears it. The song. A song about Geralt that he hasn’t written – that someone else wrote for the White Wolf.
Turns out Valdo Marx himself wrote it and – well. At least Geralt isn’t alone. It doesn’t matter if the one person that replaced Jaskier is the man he hates the most.
Meanwhile, Geralt hears the song and believes Jaskier gave permission to his students to write songs about him. That means that Jaskier has given up on him – and even though it’s only fair, the thought hurts. -
Cat's out of the bag by and_a_dash_of_Angst
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 May 2021
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A contract leaves Lambert with several extra feline appendages. It's far from the worse curse he's suffered, and he'd hardly be complaining if it weren't for their incredibly inconvenient habit of broadcasting his every emotion to anyone paying attention, rendering his usual defensive snark fairly useless. Unfortunately for all of them, his brothers never knew when to leave well enough alone, and it seems more than a few secrets and old wounds will be brought to light before this nightmare is over.
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Gulet Meet Cute by Rune_Stone_Dyke
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
30 Apr 2021
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Listen, it's really obvious from "The Last Wish" that Geralt already likes and trusts Dandelion by the time they get to Posada. They're bantering, Geralt's laughing at his jokes, asking him for his opinion on things, and willingly letting him come to watch the fight with the "devil." They're philosophizing together, for crying aloud. And canonically, it's only been a few days since Geralt met him in Gulet. He warmed up to him so damn fast. This is how I imagine Geralt and Dandelion's meet cute in Gulet went, and their subsequent trip to Posada.
If I ever post smut for Geralt/Dandelion, it will be such a slow burn that it's a separate story. This is just longing so gentle that Geralt doesn't even notice he's feeling it. Rated Teen for cannon typical threats of violence (but no one gets hurt) and off screen sex.
Comments are appreciated, but I wasn't sure I ever wanted this to see the light of day, so please be nice.
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- Part 1 of My Love is Black and Blue
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The Flower's Song by Nyn_Adriandottir
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
30 Mar 2021
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Travelling the path is as long as it is arduous. With Nilfgaard at their heels, Jaskier and Geralt are in a constant and vigilant caution to protect their young charge, but even in times of struggle, secrets, and dark tidings, songs can spark joy and strengthen the bonds we hold dear.
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Roach knows best by EllieStormfound
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
24 Mar 2021
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Jaskier and Geralt part ways for the winter…or do they?
Roach has the brain cell and is done with their shit :D
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Jaskier has tried many things in bed, and in life in general, but never in his life has he wanted to be on the receiving end of a blade. That is, until he kind of does, and kind of hates himself for it.
Geralt couldn't be more thrilled to figure it out, even if he is incredibly dense and it takes him a while (and some close calls)
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The Setting Sun Above It All by queirdo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
19 Feb 2021
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This sort of thing would make and excellent ballad about unrequited love. It's really too bad that he can't stop coughing long enough to sing, and maybe just slightly worse that he may keel over before he could write it.
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25. Improvement by TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsG
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
15 Feb 2021
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Twinkstober 2020
Prompt: improvementGeralt is given an omega instead of coin as payment. Neither of them is particularly happy about it.
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- Part 25 of Twinkstober 2020