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everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you by hyperfixationbox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Jan 2023
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Everyone else (and I really do mean *everyone*) figures out what Geralt and Jaskier are to each other before they figure it out themselves.
Told in alternating POVs (outsider, geralt, outsider, jaskier, outsider, etc). Some of the outsider POVs will be canon Witcher characters, and others are my witcher-verse OCs.
If you like mutual pining, dumbassery, boatloads of affection, and more emotional maturity than the cowards at netflix will ever let our favorite boys show, I think you’ll like this fic.
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Morning came far, far too soon for Dandelion’s tastes, and judging by Lambert’s expression upon waking, it came too soon for him as well. Geralt, meanwhile, was already bustling about, preparing to head out as soon as possible. They ate, reapplied their layers of clothing, and headed out, three men and two horses plodding through the snow. More had fallen overnight, and it now rose up over the tops of Dandelion’s boots. Geralt encouraged him to ride Płotka while he could, as soon the trek would become steep and harrowing enough that riding her wouldn’t be an option, so Dandelion did as he was told.
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Dandelion travels to Kaer Morhen with Geralt, and meets the other witchers (and witches) who winter there.
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I Count The Summers (I Spend With You.) by 8And_The_Sea_Swept_The_Glass8
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Jan 2023
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Jaskier knew who he was immediately.
In his bones, the wind, her whispers, his heart; he knew him so tenderly.
Knew he was his.
Jaskier's Destiny.Geralt had no fucking idea why this fool was talking to him. Or why his blue eyes seemed to glow so brightly in the dimness of the tavern, but he was so kind; and no one was kind to Witchers.
Maybe that should have been the first warning.
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Wioleta by WolfaMoon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jan 2023
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Wioleta ( vyaw-LE-tah) is a Polish variant of Violet.
Jaskier is cursed and can’t tell anyone about it. But he must convince his true love to love him before it’s to late. -
i promise you i'm not broken by nezarini
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher
23 Jan 2023
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At this worst possible moment, a breathless, nervous giggle burst from him, but the line about at least buying him dinner first died on his lips as the witcher snarled and Jaskier felt a teeny, unusual twinge of genuine fear.
"Get in the way one more time-" Geralt ground out each syllable in turn, pinning him to the bark with his glare as much as his fist "-and I will leave you at the next inn for good."
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Desperate not to be left behind, Jaskier keeps a dangerous secret.
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We've all read the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers, well my friends this is where the Companions of Witcher's Collect Jaskier.
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The one where Roach loves her noisy-foal and so do the others.
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But you found out (and I'm glad you did) by hedoesnotlovemeback4
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
15 Jan 2023
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Jaskier is trying not to slip.
When he does, Geralt is panicking at first.
I plan this to be pure fluff but idk.
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Rabid as they come by Islenthatur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Merlin (TV)
04 Jan 2023
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Snippets of Story ideas posted on Tumblr... Rabid plot bunnies that wont leave me be.
Feel free to expand if inspired!
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Not A Hallmark Christmas Movie by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Dec 2022
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When a record breaking storm leaves the entire neighborhood without power just before the holidays, Jaskier is saved from freezing to death when his kind neighbor, Geralt (whom he definitely doesn't have a crush on) offers to let him stay over until the storm lets up.
A Christmas fluff-packed fic full of mutual pining, bed sharing, found family shenanigans, and Jaskier being horny on main.
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wildflowers bloom in spring by LilacFleur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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Jaskier settled on the coast a year after Geralt broke his heart, content to wallow in his own misery. The world had turned bleak and barren, and he was truly alone for the first time in decades. Of course, disaster would befall him, the bard couldn't help but stumble into trouble like a newborn fawn.
With a terrifying creature hot on his heels, he hires a witcher to keep him safe. Soon, the two learn how to navigate Jaskier's heart ache and a continent thrown into the horrors of war.
Geralt regretted what transpired on the mountain the moment the bard had disappeared. With nothing left, he followed destiny's hand without complaint, sure that Jaskier would never want to see him again. But, with the aid of a very frustrated witch, the two set off to find the missing bard just as winter melts into spring.
Of course nothing was easy when it came to Jaskier, but Geralt was willing to fight against anything - be it a dragon or destiny itself - to have the bard at his side once again.or;
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Silver Hair by sleepydrag0n03
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Nov 2022
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After the mountain, and Kaer Morhen and everything that happened here, it was soothing to find themselves almost exactly where they had started.
Well, almost.
According to the lyrics of Jaskier's new song, Geralt was pretty sure Jaskier had fallen in love with Vesemir. -
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There is a legend about the woods that line the outskirts of the village Ciri has grown up in, but finally after years of hearing warnings about the dense forest that people either don't return from or seem to forget what happened within. Ciri goes in and finds something extremely magical.
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- Part 17 of Witcher Flash Fic Entries
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a dream is a wish the heart makes by deargalileo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Sep 2022
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the last thing geralt had expected to do was meet a prince in the woods. no- the last thing that geralt expected to do was fall in love with the prince, and make a deal with a witch to see him again.
(cinderella witcher retelling)
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- Part 1 of witcher fairy tale aus
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Where thou thy charming nest dost build by JamieDragon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Sep 2022
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Geralt and Jaskier travel to Kaer Morhen for the winter. But things are never that easy, and after an encounter with a mage they are suddenly faced with a new problem.
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- Part 3 of Hope is the thing with feathers
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A Storm is Coming On by a_dandy_lion
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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It wasn’t like the poetry he’d so artfully composed, nor the heart-wrenching plays he’d seen performed during his studies at Oxenfurt. Although Jaskier had always imagined that it would be a spectacle of the most passionate beauty, it was instead a very subtle acknowledgement after years of traveling with the silver-haired witcher– a fleeting realization.
Jaskier was in love.
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OR: I took TWN canon, stuck it in the most angst-ridden blender you could possibly imagine, and came up with this… but, I do promise a happy ending~ 💜(A songfic inspired by The Amazing Devil's "Welly Boots")
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stee(re)d by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Aug 2022
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At the fourth stumble of the morning, Geralt’s patience breaks. Fine, the little fool is too stubborn to see he should leave and get it over with. Geralt will do the hard work for him, will simply move so fast that the bard has no choice but to end this farce already. He shifts his posture, squeezing Roach gently with his legs to urge her on faster-
-and nearly goes flying purely out of surprise when she gives him a warning buck, a single crow hop before she settles again.
(there's a reason mares lead herds)
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The Bard-Witch of Bobrza Bog by foxy_jambread
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jul 2022
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Adaon has been trying for about, oh, a century or so to bring her witch and her Witcher together. They’re both remarkably dense for such luminous beings, and surprisingly resistant to the call of the soul-bond she’s been nurturing between them, but no one has ever said she wasn’t stubborn, and she’ll be fucked if she’s going to let them keep on all lonely and miserable. Not if she can help it.
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The one where Jaskier is a witch, Geralt just rolls with it, and Roach is probably not just a horse.
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Hidden secrets, hidden feelings, an empty town and one room. Geralt and Jaskier have to deal with both internal and external problems as Geralt finds a way to soften up to Jaskiers intense personality while still keeping his strength and walls intact.
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Black Eyes, White Eyes by cwilsyn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jun 2022
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After years following Geralt back and forth across the Continent, Jaskier likes to think he’s learned to read his companion’s brooding silences and weighted glares reasonably well—or at least better than most. Quiet he may be, but Geralt was surprisingly expressive once you knew where to look.
But when a hunt gone wrong leaves Jaskier wounded and sightless, he’s going to have to find new ways to understand the Witcher. And Geralt, worried and questioning what he thought he knew about his relationships, is going to need to put out some effort and meet him halfway.
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In which Jaskier goes blind, Geralt is touch-starved, and somehow they blunder towardsrelearning to communicate.Series
- Part 1 of Melodies in the Dark
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Of Battles and Bards by MarvelousMoose
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 May 2022
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The buzzing in Geralt’s head had reached unbearable levels. With no time to even grab his sword, he saw the world slant dangerously as he felt his body hit the ground and his vision faded to black.
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Geralt finds himself in trouble after a contract goes wrong and Jaskier fights to keep his friend alive.