8 Works in Rita/Sasha Wire

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    It's...never come into question before. Why would it. His name is...His name has always been Rex Glass. But the way Juno and Sasha and Rita are all looking at him says otherwise, doesn't it? And the way they look at him says nothing good.

    He doesn't...He isn't this...Nureyev, right? Is everything he can remember a lie?

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    "Did you explicitly invite him?"

    "I mean I-" Juno’s memories of that night weren’t exactly the clearest but he was pretty sure he’d grumbled something along the lines of 'come on in' and Nureyev had held the door for him and smiled too brightly and said 'after you, ladies first'- “I guess I did, yeah. Dammit, Rita, why did I do that?” She opened her mouth, looking entirely too eager to answer, but he cut her off with, “Yeah, no, actually, don’t say anything. I know, I know, I was being stupid and desperate and-”

    “Actually,” Rita said softly, “I was going to say because you’re a romantic. I think it’s real sweet.”

    “I’m a sap, you mean,” Juno said. “Falling for the first pretty face that smiles my way, and it turns out he’s not even human.”

    OR,
    in which Peter Nureyev is a vampire, and Rita and Sasha go on a series of coffee dates

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    Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev have lived together for a year now. Their happiness would be complete if only people would stop asking them about their plans for the future. They're overdue for a conversation about it, but why rock the boat?

    Buddy and Vespa Aurinko have a niece who's fallen in with a bad crowd. Has she volunteered her brilliant mind for evil, or is she a hostage?

    Clearly, only one thing can solve everyone's problems: a fake marriage mission. Undercover again as Duke and Dahlia Rose, the detective and the thief navigate the glittering dangers of [Space Monte Carlo]. At least they'll look fabulous doing it.

    Roses 2: Electric Boogaloo. A story about desire, commitment, and living dangerously. Written for the 2018/19 Penumbra Mini Bang. No longer canon-compliant as of the Juno season finale.

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    Chapters:
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    Rita has decided her two girlfriends need to meet each other, because there's no such thing as too many strong, pretty women.

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    There was an old house up on the hill that had always looked haunted, and for that reason, Juno Steel had always wanted to live in it. It was a few blocks up from where he lives, with three turrets, seven windows on the front, and enough room for at least nine people. And it was definitely haunted.

    And it's for sale. The catch it, though, that there are four other people who would like to own that house as well.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    rita, juno, and peter paint their nails? idk, i'm too tired for a good summary.

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    5
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    Peter Nureyev has the perfect con job planned. it involves being a nanny in a fancy house for a while but hey, he's done worse long cons than this before-- right?

    ((this is just sort of a glimpse into the au, the ballroom scene where maria and the captain are dancing was the inspiration on this one))

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    A few cute mall AUs! Gift for stormy-bisexual.

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