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    Juno knows he doesn’t imagine the look in Nureyev’s eyes when he glances up from his nails to look at Juno. He might look bored to the rest of them, but to Juno? He looks furious. That look in his eyes is cold, hard malice, and Juno has a lot of explaining to do if he ever wants them to get back to where they used to be. If Nureyev even wants that at all.

    “Hello, Juno,” Nureyev says, his blood red lips forming the words Juno’s desperate dreams haven’t done justice to, and Juno has to grip his helmet until his knuckles turn white to stop himself from falling to his knees. “It’s been a while.”

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    This is the story of how a star fell, and then fell again.

    I’m getting ahead of myself by telling the ending though, so let’s start from the beginning. (Some people say there is no such thing as a neat beginning and ending, that all of life is a constant cycle that never truly ends. I think those people just don’t know how to tell a good story.)

    My name is Juno Ilkay, and this tale begins, as far too many do, in Hyperion City.

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    aka the Juno/Nureyev au inspired by the 2007 film Stardust featuring high fantasy adventure and romance, queer pirates, witches, and fallen stars

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    Rita gets shot while on a job. Jet is left with the guilt of being there.

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    “Now, darling, if you’d be so kind, I’d quite like your name and a bit more of a guarantee that you aren’t going to attack us before I have my dear brother here unchain you,” Buddy intervened, stepping forward. Her bow was still slung over her shoulder — visible, but not readied. Juno and the rest of The Carte Blanche knew well how fast she could swing it into position with an arrow notched and aimed, but from the way this woman looked at Buddy, it seemed she got the idea. Her eyes were wide, mouth slack, her whole body beginning to unfurl.

    Except- that wasn’t fear. Juno hadn’t seen that kind of fear from this woman yet. And now certainly wouldn’t be the time to be afraid, not after they’d armed and healed her-

    Oh.

    Ohhh.

    A Critical Role campaign 1 AU for the crew of the Carte Blanche.

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    After meeting Juno Steel, Peter Nureyev had some choice words regarding the detective's self care habits, particularly when it came to his wings.

    He's beginning to feel like a hypocrite about that.

    (picks up where If I Could Be Allowed to Take Care of You (Because You're Certainly Not Going to Do It) left off. I wouldn't recommend reading this as a standalone, but I'm sure it'll still make sense)

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    *kingofthehighway has added benzaitensteel to the chat*
    *kingofthehighway has changed benzaitensteel to TheOtherSteel*
    *kingofthehighway has renamed the chat We Have Four Braincells (and Sasha has them all)*

     

    kingofthehighway: benten was begging to be added

    TheOtherSteel: sasha wtf is your user

    SFW: My initials?

    TheOtherSteel: mmm explains a lot
    TheOtherSteel: anyways
    TheOtherSteel: im here today to expose the current state of my darlingest sister’s love life

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    Rita got a lot of strange characters coming into her bar at eleven forty-two PM on Tuesday nights. Maybe that was why she was surprised that the lady who sidled up to the bar wasn't strange at all.

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    Five times, Jet Sikuliaq tried to quit. Five times in fifteen years, he tried to clean up his act, and it took six tries for anything to stick.

    Or, a character study into what put an end to the Unnatural Disaster.

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    Hyperion City was far from the worst place to be a dragon. The Outer Rim was far more distrusting of their draconic citizens, and Earth was still mired in old tradition and fairytales. But the domes of Mars weren’t conducive to any winged creature, and even armor of scales had chinks for radiation to seep through. Hyperion was safe enough, certainly, but it was no place for flight. It was enough to drive any dragon mad.

    Juno wasn't willing to admit that it might've had an effect on him.

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    Prompt: It's the 1860s, a notorious Victorian gentleman thief receives an invitation on a mission to retrieve secrets deep within the newly discovered Mayan ruins. Upon arriving he stumbles across his unlikely companions: an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai and an elderly French Pirate.
    Peter Nureyev has just gotten to New York when he receives a most intriguing job offer. He and the rest of the Carte Blanche crew will have to travel to ancient ruins of a long dead civilization to recover an artifact of legend.

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    It is Buddy Aurinko’s birthday. The Aurinko crime family is not prepared.

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    “I have been thinking about Ransom. I know that he is our family, and I know that he would come for us. And I know that he is solitary and overconfident, and alone he could only fail.”

    Jet comes to accept the Nameless Thief as family. That doesn't mean he thinks that Ransom knows what he's doing.

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    Juno Steel didn't know what to expect when he first met Nastya Rasputina: she had a sort of timeless beauty, with her pale skin and almost silvery features. Little did he know how damn right that assesment was.

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    originally for mechtober day 19: crossover, then it got a little out of hand

    (this might make sense if you don't know the Mechanisms, but you should really listen to the Mechanisms, why haven't you listened to the Mechanisms?)

    title from Losing Track by (you guessed it!) the Mechanisms

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    Jet had known for a long time that he could not “love”. At least not in the most traditional sense of the word. He would never be in the same dizzying romance that seemed to occupy the time of most of his peers, never feel the same way that they felt about another person. For the most part, this did not bother him. What did bother him was the fear that the people he cared about most (for though his heart did not work in the same way as others, there were people he cared about) would leave him once they managed to do just what he could not.

    Fall in love.

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    'The dust stirred around his feet as Juno came to a stop outside the sheriff's office. He sighed deeply and looked at the stars before stepping inside. Everything was as he left it, except for one thing. Rita wasn’t at her desk. He dropped his hat and coat on it and went into the back office. He knew he had to finish the paperwork, but he wanted nothing more than a bottle of whiskey and to lay in his bed until he passed out or the sun rose again.'

    This is my magnum opus. Kind of a rewrite of the events in the Penumbra podcast but if they were all cowboys. There are some things that only happen in the fic and not in canon and vice versa, but most big stuff is canon compliant. (as much as it can be with them not being in space)

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    In an alternate universe where stealing the Curemother Prime went perfectly and now the Aurinko crime family is just happy until suddenly there are more people.

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    Mick is in the middle of a meeting with his publisher when his comms begin to blink - the name “Juno Steel” shining like an emergency flare.

    "Listen, Mick, I’m calling to, uh…well, I’m calling to invite you to my wedding.”

    Mick swallows the fondness and hope that flutters up through his windpipe. He knows Juno. This isn’t about friendship, this is a call for help, whether Juno is aware of it or not. And Mick made a promise to Benzaiten Steel over twenty years ago that he never planned to break. 

    “Wouldn’t miss it. Send over the details.”

    Juno’s smile sounds incredibly genuine. Mick tries to settle his nerves. 

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    Jet Siquliak likes to have things under control, every movement and mannerism perfectly done and rehearsed.
    What happens when he no longer has that control?

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    “Okay, Mista Jet, I just want you to know that you’re in safe hands- you’re in Rita’s hands!! Which I’ve washed, cuz all that salmon paste woulda given you an INFECTION or somethin’, and I don’t want Miss Vespa to have to chop your ears off, which happened to someone in a stream I watched a long time ago, and it really didn’t look fun.”
    “Thank you, Rita, I appreciate that.”
    ***
    Rita asks Jet if she can pierce his ears for him

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    When a heist goes belly-up and members of the Carte Blanche are injured, it takes more than Vespa wrapping up their wounds for them all to be alright again.

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