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    The kingdom of Hyperion is healing from a long, difficult past. Juno Steel (Private Eye) might be the only one who can keep it from all falling apart, if he isn't killed by the man he was hired by first. After all, you can never trust royalty, and especially not royalty who lie about who they really are.

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    Following the THEIA Soul incident, a Dark Matters investigation sucks Juno into stuff he wanted to leave behind. A Soul prototype has been stolen, and after working like, Really Hard to save Hyperion from gentrifying AI once, Juno is unwilling to sit back and let the same thing happen again.

    Fortunately Dark Matters is on the same side as him.

    Unfortunately they're Dark Matters, and they've done a lot of shady shit.

    Specifically they've done some of it to Peter Nureyev.

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    An AU where Juno works with Dark Matters rather than being a private eye. He's been assigned to join newbie agent Rex Glass on a mission that involves pretending to be newlyweds and surely, as we all know, they absolutely will NOT fall in love. Totally. Absolutely. Yep.

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    Buddy Aurinko pretends not to hear Vespa's footsteps as she leaves their bedroom. Thinking she just needs alone time, she tries to fall back asleep. When she wakes up the next morning to an empty bed and no sign of her wife, the heartbreak is almost too much to bear. With Dark Matters on their tail, Buddy does not know if she can handle the thought of losing Vespa twice.

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    Rex Glass has taken on a lot of jobs in his life, high-profile and low. But when he finds himself investigating the murder of Croesus Kanagawa, head of Mars resident crime family-slash-entertainment-network, he finds himself drawn in by more than just the paycheque. The lady detective assigned to Glass' case is almost dashing enough to make him reconsider his stance on working with a partner. Or at least he would be, if he had any interest in working with Glass!

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    Yeah, this is just Murderous Mask but with Rex as the narrator. We'll see how this goes!

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    Peter Nureyev isn’t quite sure why he’s standing outside a flower shop in Hyperion City, a city he swore he’d never see again on a planet he promised himself that he’d never return to. Is it revenge? His vindictive streak would certainly suggest so, but even a man with a sordid history such as himself wouldn’t stoop so low as send flowers to an ex-something (Fling? Partner? Almost-but-not-quite lover?) on his birthday for the purpose of petty revenge.

    Maybe he wants Juno to know that he’s still out there.

    Maybe he just wants to send a former co-worker a gift on his birthday.

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    “Rita, you’re the closest to Juno out of all of us here and the most talkative, yet you’ve been oddly silent. What do you have to say?”

    Rita paused for a second, before speaking.

    “What did you tell Nova, Mick?”

    “Well…” Mick said, sheepishly, “I may or may not have gotten a bit teary and stammered out a response about how Dr. Glass is a very respectable man and Mr. Steel is responsible for his own choices, but we shouldn’t judge him too harshly, before running off to weep about how love is dead.”

    “Mick, you are my hero.” Vespa smirked, wiping fake tears from her eyes.

    “Well,” Rita chimed, “I think we deserve to have a little fun with this, don’t you?”

    Mick beamed, Vespa let out an ungodly cackle, and even Buddy and Jet had a nefarious glint in their eyes.

    Oh yeah, this was gonna be really entertaining.

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    The teachers of Carte Blanche Intergalactic Academy know that Professor Steel's husband, one Peter Nureyev, and Dr. Rex Glass are one and the same. The students on the other hand...

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    No matter what Juno said retrospectively, Peter was in no way actually imprisoned in the brig of the Carte Blanche. Even half-dying and with a broken leg, Peter could have broken out of Hoosegow with nothing but a shoestring and the power of suggestion. He remained in the brig of the Carte Blanche as a gesture of repentance, constrained only by ties of love and friendship.

    “Jail, Nureyev,” Juno said later, rolling his eye at him. “We put you in jail.”

    But he was getting ahead of himself.

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    Prince Peter Nureyev III disappeared twenty years ago, in the coup that brought down the old Brahma. A nameless thief has spent his life searching the galaxy for the home he can't remember. Buddy Aurinko and her family of thieves take on the con of the century, with a royal twist.

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    What shall we do with nine immortal space pirates and six crime family members? Is it A) let them have an epic, western-flavored standoff, or B) have them chill together and discover that they are Not So Different, or C) let the space pirate sing songs that coincidentally reflect the stories of each crime family members, or D) all of the above?

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    Juno Steel has never liked being touched.
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    or Juno learns how to find comfort in physical affection

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    Juno Steel has been having strange dreams.

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    “Are you nervous?” Juno asked, reaching behind himself to pull one of the belts across his back to buckle at his shoulder.

    “Never,” Nureyev said, glancing at Juno. The light bounced off of the metallic rims of his glasses. “Are you?”

    “No,” Juno lied. “I think it’ll run smoothly.”

    Nureyev smiled, capping the lipstick and wrapping his arms around Juno’s waist, buckling the last belt. “Of course it will. Now, are you going to wear that gold eyeliner I bought for you last week-”

    “I still highly doubt that you actually bought it-”

    “-or are you going to continue ogling me in the mirror?”

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    Juno misses Nureyev and he misses Ben and he thinks that maybe he should make the most out of the relationships he has left before he loses himself, too.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a few too many names must be in want of a grumpy former detective. Or something like that.

    AKA: a regency au born from listening to the Penumbra Podcast and reading Jane Austen in rapid succession.

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    Peter Nureyev, 36 years old, crying on the bathroom floor because he doesn’t know how to feed himself. Who’s tried to get better but it just never seemed worth it because he wasn’t sick enough. No one would take him seriously. Boys don’t get eating disorders.
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    in which Peter has a slight intervention aboard the Carte Blanche one evening and things don't go as smoothly as planned.

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    The tower was a spire of black above the forest, indistinguishable from the surrounding briar to the untrained eye. Whether the stone was dark to begin with or scorched by the great beast within was a much more pressing matter for Peter Nureyev, the armor-clad thief who drew ever closer to the dark monolith and his prize within.

    Updating daily!!

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    Peter simply hated being cold, especially because it seemed he always was cold.

    But that wasn’t his fault, and besides, he had his own way of dealing with it.

    Juno Steel, former P.I. and current occupant of Peter Nureyev’s heart, was just about the warmest person Nureyev had ever met.

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    If, for whatever reason, you were to ask Juno Steel, he would tell you that no, seduction was not his wheelhouse. If he were feeling chatty, he'd probably tell you, without much exaggeration, that back on Mars, a night out had an even chance of ending in a bar fight as in a hookup. He was abrasive, and brash, and naturally unpleasant.

    But under certain circumstances, he can give it a shot. It just may not go as planned.

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    i would give you my body but i’m not sure that you want me, i’m not sure that you want me...

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