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    Ah. Good evening, traveller, and welcome to The Penumbra. Our next stop… the Carte Blanche.
    The junction lies just ahead, traveller. Do not be alarmed… we are taking a rather unorthodox route today. This will not be one of Juno Steel’s usual adventures.

    The adventure you are about to witness is a dive into the hypothetical. Often times those most legendary among us need some time to wind down, and those who have many grand tales to tell will often miss the lovely little stories to be found in between.

    Sometimes, traveller, a good story is as simple as a single human moment.

    Our next stop… Juno Steel and the Carte Blanche Blues.

    Ah, and Traveller? Please, enjoy your stay.

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    First rule of thieving: Do your own research.

    First rule of thieving: Know what your mark wants.

    First rule of thieving: Know what you, yourself, want.

    What Peter Nureyev wants to wake up next to Juno Steel every day for the rest of his life. He wants to travel the galaxy at his side, day after day, until death at last parts them. He wants so deeply and with such fervor it weighs on his heart like nothing else, save the ring, which stays always in one of his many pockets, feeling like a star attempting to collapse in on itself.

    And that is the problem.

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    Two years have passed since Juno meet “Duke Rose” aka “Elias Slate” aka Peter N.

    Juno had always assumed he’d never see the guy again, but, with Buddy Aurinko’s wedding to Vespa Ilkay approaching, he decides to reach out and see if Duke Rose’s Wedding and Event Date Services is still in business.

    It isn’t, of course, but Juno doesn’t need to know that. Peter Nureyev is all too eager to meet the detective again, and he jumps at the chance to accompany Juno Steel to Buddy’s 5-day Destination Wedding on Earth.

    Together they create Emery Valentine, Juno’s old-fame reignited, and embark on a fun and flirty trip filled with summer fun time and good friends. And perhaps, they stumble into genuine feelings for each other along the way.

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    Juno was pretty sure someone in the universe was out to get him, and he was sure he probably deserved it. But the past week felt like a pretty low blow. Namely, the introduction of Rex Glass was a low blow.

    There were two things that made the entire situation inconvenient for Juno.

    First of all, “Glass” was without a doubt a criminal. He was too smooth, too vague, and his alias was too fake for him to be anything but.

    Second of all, he was very tall and very handsome, and Juno was both pathetic and predictable. That was a fact that brought his brother great joy and Rita a stomach ulcer.

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    In a universe where Benzaiten survived because I said so, Juno owns a cafe. Nureyev becomes his most regular customer. This is not a coffee shop au.

    Next update: Wednesday, Oct 28.

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    “Little lady, you’ve gotta stop doin’ this! You’re gonna get yourself killed one day!” She had scolded him, wrapping bandages around his ripped to shit knuckles. “Be more careful next time, alright?”

    He tried to limit the amount of fistfights he got into after that.

    That didn’t stop him from going out and drinking himself sick most nights of the week, though. How else was he supposed to hold back the memories that threatened to overwhelm him at every twist and turn? With healthy coping mechanisms? Absolutely not.

    It had been a few years since then when Rex Glass waltzed into his life.

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    a soulmate au in which juno is in denial and peter is a hopeless romantic because i live for that stupid shit. its gonna be a long one so bear with me

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    Juno and Rita went to one of Valles Vicky's infamous parties for a case late Saturday night. Early Sunday morning, Juno wakes surrounded by the dead, somehow having survived the vampire attack. But the problems aren't over yet, the vampires still lurk in the mansion and he and an infected Rita must work with the strange, unallied vampire Rex Glass to get out. After that, their next stop is the nearest Coldtown, a closed off city full of vampires. What could go wrong?

    aka a Coldest Girl in Coldtown AU (though no knowledge of the book is needed) featuring art from the amazingly talented Lyz!! Updating Saturdays unless otherwise stated.

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    Juno Steel leaves with Peter Nureyev. Meanwhile, in Hyperion City, the election goes on.


    “I want to be better. I want… I want one of those things. I’m tired of running from it. I want to go home. I want you.”

    A sharp buzz from the intercom, and the door clicks. Nureyev says, “I could never deny you. Come in.”

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    18 years ago the Princess Juno was kidnapped but he dreams to leave his tower and one day explore the outside world

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    Its a Tangled AU y'all

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    Peter Nureyev has learned enough to be a light sleeper. He can't compartmentalize on birthdays, tho

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    Juno Steel, PI, needs/wants a date for the wedding of (one of) his best friend(s), Mick Mercury. Thanks to his other best friend and secretary, Rita, leaving some well-placed adverts around their office, he decides to contact Duke Rose, of Duke Rose’s Wedding and Event Date Services.

    Juno assumes it will be simple, just show up together, act like a couple, that’s it. Duke is a professional, though, and he intends for Juno to get his creds’ worth during their business engagement. Thus, Juno’s new boyfriend, Elias Slate, is created.

    Juno gets the chance to spend a delightful evening with this new beau- and maybe even see a glimpse of the man behind the mask while he’s at it.

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    It's been very long since Nureyev's had to worry about something like this.

    During a stream night, a comment of Rita's dredges up questions that Nureyev doesn't know how to answer.

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    How do you bring an entire planet back to life?

    With a love song that never ended well.

    Because it started in hell.

    (In which: an orphan meets a young lady in the middle of a war and a rough patch that spans planets and galaxies.)

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    Peter meets Juno when he's still with the HCPD...and Diamond.

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    The officer holds up a plastic cup. “Water?”

    Ah—the gruff voice from before. Peter knows better than to refuse. He sidles up off the floor, then shudders from his toes to his fingertips. His ribs feel like a battered marimba. He does his best to fold away the worst of the pain, crosses his legs and holds out his hand. The officer passes him the cup. Peter drinks.

    “Come to play good cop, have we?” Peter asks once he’s done.

    The officer plucks the empty cup out of his hand. “Pretty sure we both know that’s an oxymoron, but thanks for the vote of confidence.”

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    As surprising as it may seem, Juno didn’t set out to become a baker, much less a patissier. Which is not a word Juno would ever use to describe himself but one that has been attributed to him despite his many, loud and varied protests. See, he didn’t so much open a bakery as have one thrust upon him with the impassioned demand that whatever he do with it, reopen it, remodel it, or wreck it completely, he commit to that action, darling.

    Three years later he has one of the most successful shops in Hyperion City.
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    Peter Nureyev walked away from everything he ever knew to start a new life. And then did it again. And again.

    Many years later, he has a suitcase and five portfolios under different names.

    Clearly, this is a love story.

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    Rita crawls out from under the bookshelf and tucks herself on to my shoulder. Just as I’m about to doze off, I hear it.

    Something is trying to climb the tower, and it seems to be succeeding.

    There are no weapons in here. Sarah takes the knives with her when she goes, I’ve tried that on her before, and she’s made sure I have nothing heavy enough to knock someone out with.

    Except for one thing. I groan, pulling out a cast-iron frying pan.

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    the tangled au nobody wanted but me! no prior knowledge required, although if you haven't seen tangled i recommend it. also i changed some things around! hopefully it doesn't fuck anything up

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    “Who is the Angel of Hyperion?”

    Juno looked out the window, smiling fondly as, in a flash of white and blue, the Angel of Hyperion flew by.

    “He’s… certainly something, that’s for sure…”

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    Peter Ransom is a tired kid who became the youngest CEO in Hyperion City after his father was murdered. Peter Nureyev is the vigilante hero who killed Mag Ransom, he’s the Angel of Hyperion. Juno Steel is the art student (and heir to the Aurinko Crime Family) caught in the middle of it all.

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    Nureyev chuckles. “It’s certainly not the worst injury I’ve ever sustained. It isn’t your fault, either, so an apology isn’t necessary.”

    Juno wants to apologize, though. He wants to apologize over and over again. He wants to grab Nureyev by the shoulders and say, "I’m sorry I keep hurting you. I don’t know why I keep hurting you."

    He wants to say, "I’m sorry that I’m the same as them."

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    Not long after the Zolotovna job, Juno and Peter are sent to meet with an old contact of Buddy's. Trouble is, when they get to the meeting spot, no one meets them, and they're stuck on an asteroid in some forgotten part of the galaxy with no weapons, no comms, and no way to get themselves out of there.

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    There wasn’t a night that went by that Juno Steel wasn’t woken up in the wee hours of the morning, grumpy and bitter about living in an apartment building with shared vents between units. This time, however, Juno found himself being woken by the fire alarm for the whole building blaring before the smell of something burning reached his nose.

    The latter he was used to by that point. That didn’t make this entire situation less annoying or exhausting.
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    For the Trans Nureyev Agenda Discord server mini-bang!

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    (Original Summary)
    “Kanagawa? You want to name the family pet after the jackass who tried to kill me for the pilot episode of a stream?”
    Benten stares back with a shit-eating grin.
    “How about Catnyagawa instead?”

    or;

    Buddy steals a cat.

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