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    The viewing window is broken, glass lying on the floor. It crunches as he steps on it, and he swears under his breath.

    This place looks like a scene from a horror movie.

    A flash of movement out of the corner of his eye catches his attention, and he wheels, only to see the figure charging at him.

    Pain explodes in his cheek, and he's thrown back, hitting the wall hard. His back aches, his head hurts, and there's blood spilling from the deep cuts in his face-

    The figure's still moving.

    It steps into the light, a thin slit illuminating its face, and Yoongi forgets how to breathe.

    Red eyes glow against pale skin, and fangs drip lazily with blood. But that's not what has him stunned.

    It's the smile.

    It's a smile Kim Namjoon would never wear, one that's fake, sickeningly charismatic, and yet also empty. It's one that's meant to put people at ease, but is also unnerving.

    It may be Namjoon's body, but the man in question is clearly not in control right now.

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    Hastur needs help. The Kraken is vexed. Crowley would just like to get back home. Erm, the Bookshop.

    [Complete, will be posted over the next week or so]

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    “Kei, no pienso que el tango sea una buena idea. No tenemos éxito de hacer nada de basilar, no creo que…”
    El menor interrumpió sus tentativos de protestar. Empezó a mover los primeros pasos, esperando que Kota empezase a conducir.

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    This is it! This is really it!

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    Cassandra finds abandoned kittens, outside of her apartment complex, and brings them to the library.

    Jenkins is NOT impressed.

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    “Did you hear? Gusu Lan’s second master has a love child!”

    “What?! That Hanguang-Jun?!”

    “Yes! And the mother is none other than the infamous Yiling Patriarch!”

    A gasp and a burst of tea from someone sitting at the corner of the shop.

    “Oh, my! A scandal! How exciting!”

    The crowd grew.

    “But, how?”

    “Of course because he is Yiling Patriarch! He always does the impossible!”

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    In which Wei Wuxian somehow had a mini copy of Lan Wangji with him and how everyone liked to spice up his life story as always, just with different spices.

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    “Hey, Buckaroo, maybe it’s a bit much to assume that sucking someone off during a press conference is a thing that society deems acceptable."

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    "Kid, with a twist of fuckin' fate it could've been me standin' in those khakis." Or, the AU which nobody asked for or wanted, where Nicky Nichols is a correctional officer at Litchfield Penitentiary, and a very unconventional one at that. A series of ficlets inspired by S2x2.

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    This is going to be [hopefully] a series of individual sketches that make a whole scene in the end, and by October 31st I hope to have finished it ^^ I didn't finish it ><; But close enough.

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    D.C.’s ready for his dads to take him trick-or-treating. Romantic LAMP and parental DLAMP. disgustingly fluffy.

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    Chat Noir is concerned when he learns what Marinette's deal with Adrien is.

    More so than a friend should.

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    When the heads of V.I.L.E. realizes Dr. Bellum never placed their sushi order, they resort to very, VERY desperate measures.......

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    Clint figures out he has a brand new conditioned response at an inopportune time. Because of course it does.

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    Tony and Steve want to spice up their sex life. They make a sex tape. It's exactly as much of a disaster as it sounds.

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    A few months after the Death Star was destroyed, Darth Vader gets an early Life Day present in the form of the child he'd thought he'd lost, now if only events wouldn't keep conspiring against him he would actually get to tell his son of their relation.

    Luke and Wedge are very confused, this is not how they expected being captured by Imperials would go.

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    In the prestigious school known as Lightning Academy, everything is not exactly how it seems from the subjects to the students. Now the energetic sophomore android Endou Mamoru decides to add soccer to the equation. Okay...how will this play out? [Supernatural/High School AU]

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    White girl does a grow up.
    EVENTUAL Mir/Andy - At a glacial pace, you know how it thrills me~

    I do not own these characters, will never have Meryl (cries), and Anne Hathaway is a SCORPIO. That's all.
    Rated M for language, connotations of violence, accidental happenings? and the sex.

    LONG LIVE MERYL STREEP

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    Batwoman receives a surprise visit from some of the extended Batfamily, and winds up finding a solution for her love life issues.

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    Taeyong was known to be very possesive when jealous! What about Yuta...?

    5 jealous Taeyong scenarios and 1 jealous Yuta scenario

    Yutae/Taeyu

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    “People apparently think we are together,” Kelley says, ignoring the slight quiver in her voice. “I don’t know why, but it seems to be a thing. So, now, I’m thinking we should use that thing to our advantage. Power couple the fuck out of it, and then use it to get Chris and Tobin to admit they want the same thing—with each other.”

    Emily’s eyes are bright and teasing. “So, you’re saying you want to be my girlfriend.”

    “Fake girlfriend,” Kelley corrects, trying to ignore the way her heartrate spikes—must be the fucking coffee.

    //

    [ in which Kelley and Emily pretend to date in order to get Christen and Tobin to date. ]

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