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    To realize he'd only spent three months knowing Richie loved him back, was the kind of unspoken reality that knocked Eddie backwards, as he sat back on his heels.

    He knew why it felt like so long. The last time Eddie didn't care about Richie, he was five years old, and didn't even know there was a Richie to care about. Since the moment they met, Eddie loved him, and he would until he fucking died. He couldn't remember what it felt like to not love him, and the reminder that he'd only been putting all that affection into practice for less than four fucking months. He needed a minute.

    Still processing, he took a deep breath. "Are you gonna let me suck your dick or not?"

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    A reddie-centric year in the life fic about the Losers' freshman year in college, and all of the emotional pitfalls and high points that come with being dumb and gay with more love for your friends than should be possible

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    (our coming of age has come and gone; suddenly this summer it's clear.)


    Eddie looks down at the mug he's holding, and blinks.
    "Why does this mug say, ‘She thinks my tractor’s sexy’?”
    Richie, face stretched in every possible way—mouth agape and eyes threatening to pop out of his skull—can’t comprehend the question.
    “Dude, why are you in my house?”
    “Oh. Your cleaning lady let me in before she left. She seems nice.” Eddie takes a careful sip of his coffee.
    “What the shit?” Richie breathes.

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    Eddie loves Richie. He loves everything about him. But he could really do without the fucking nicknames.

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    For years, Eddie was just that; Eddie. He was Eddie to his friends (of which there were few), he was Edward at work, and he was Eddie-Bear at home with his wife.

    It was when he returned to Derry and reunited with the Losers (and more specifically, Richie), that the nicknames started up again.

    He was Eds to them, he always had been, and hearing the nickname fall from Beverly’s lips that first time in the Jade of the Orient dining room, made his stomach tingle. He’d missed his friends severely, he’d realized, and he was so happy to have them back.

    The onslaught of nicknames continued from there, all from Richie, evolving from Eddie, to Eds, to Eduardo, and so on and so forth. But there were even more than that.

    Richie immediately fell back into their old childhood game of name-calling, to which Eddie always protested and Richie, with a shit-eating grin, would crank out name after name, smiling and laughing the whole time.

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    The last thing he could have imagined was ending up at the biggest frat house on campus for their big end of the school year party.

    ~

    And Eddie thinks he’s going to say something stupid, something to ruin this moment and make Eddie not even want to kiss him anymore. Although, Richie has yet to say anything bad enough to make Eddie not want to kiss him.

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    “Seriously Richie, what did It show you?” Just hearing the name on her lips made him tremble. “I saw horrific things sweety, I think it might help to share it.” He sat up a little straighter, just shaking his head. “I wish Bevvy, but that’s not what I saw.”

    Richie doesn't see Eddie die in the deadlights. Instead, he sees what could have been.

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    If it's going to be their last night together, Eddie is going to make sure they have a night to remember.

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    This fic takes place between updates 169 and 170 of the social media AU 'Jupiter Palms' on Twitter, but it's mostly just porn so you don't need to have read the AU to understand what's going on.

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    On their last night in Derry Richie and Eddie share a drunk kiss. Scared and ashamed the next morning, Richie decides never to mention it again even though the unspoken 'secret' impacts their friendship more and more. When both men attend Bev's wedding, it's up to the bride's matchmaking skills to try and give those two their happy end...

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    (like he's just your understudy. like you'd get your knuckles bloody for me.)


    “This is never gonna fucking change, is it?” he asks, resigned.
    “What?”
    “Us.”
    Eddie swallows.
    It’s clear by the way Richie says it, and the way that he looks at him when he does, that he really means “You”.

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    Ричи получает сообщение от Эдди в тот же вечер. Он открывает его, улыбаясь, но в следующую секунду его лицо мрачнеет, как только он начинает читать содержимое.      

    Мне придётся задержаться на работе, — говорится в тексте. В углу появляются три точки, что означает, что Эдди печатает, а потом всплывает новое сообщение: Давай перенесём?       

    У Ричи замирает сердце. Он не хочет выглядеть отчаявшимся придурком или каким-то странным прилипчивым психом, поэтому он отвечает: Да, конечно! Никаких проблем! Абсолютно, да.       

    Когда Ричи перечитывает своё сообщение, его убивает тот факт, что он сказал «да» шестью разными безумными вариантами, но он уже отправил сообщение, поэтому ничего не поделаешь.

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    — Хочешь выйти? — спрашивает парень. Ричи качает головой. — Что ж, тогда почему бы–

    — Привет, извини, что опоздал, детка, — раздаётся другой мужской голос. Это единственное предупреждение, которое получает Ричи, прежде чем он поворачивает голову, и его рот внезапно оказывается на расстоянии вдоха от чужого, и новый незнакомец шепчет: — Всё нормально?

    Они находятся так близко, что Ричи едва различает лицо мужчины, но может рассмотреть тёмные волосы и большие карие глаза, поэтому он молча кивает. Мужчина притягивает его к себе и целует — чего Ричи не ожидал, по правде говоря, он вообще ничего не ожидал, так что его мозг, визжа, прекращает свою работу.

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    — Какого хера? — вскрикивает он прежде, чем успевает остановиться, и мужчина с визгом оборачивается...
    — У меня есть собака, понял? Он наполовину волк или что-то вроде того, если ты не уберёшься нахуй из моей квартиры, я прикажу ему напасть!
    Мужчина, как ни странно, снова смеётся, на этот раз уже не так истерично и явно с долей неловкости.
    — Да, эм, кстати об этом...

    Или: Эдди приводит к себе бездомную собаку. Выясняется, что это оборотень.

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    Eddie pulls away, throat bobbing, and says, on a whim, “Tonight was really nice.”

    Richie hums, grinning, and kisses the edge of his jaw. “Yeah.”

    And something about this whole situation, this date and this strange formality and Richie’s hand on his thigh like he’s thinking about getting to third base, makes Eddie say, “You wanna...come inside?”

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    It's Richie and Eddie's wedding anniversary and Eddie is feeling indulgent.

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    Richie e Eddie vêem sua vida mudar drasticamente depois de uma pessoa de um passado recente de Richie e um passando bem mais antigo de Eddie reaparece.

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    "Don’t you sometimes think about fucking off outta here?”

    Eddie raised an eyebrow. “You mean out of Derry? Yeah, all the time.”

    Richie glanced between his fidgeting fingers and Eddie’s eyes. "I just wanna get the hell out of here and I’d miss you if you didn’t come with me so maybe you could come, like we can go together?”

    -

    But Richie. Eddie would go to the ends of the Earth for Richie. Having known each other for over a decade, their lives were already so intertwined and Eddie could not imagine the rest of his life continuing without Richie Tozier scribbling dicks on his school books and screaming Metallica lyrics at the top of his lungs and calling him in the middle of the night to tell him he’d broken his thirty-second pair of glasses. Yeah, he was planning on leaving Derry for college anyway, but if he got to do that with Richie, his best friend and perhaps favourite person in the whole world? Fuck yes, he was so in.

    “Okay, yeah. Let’s do it, Rich.”

    [Or: Over the course of several years, Richie and Eddie dance around each other, run away from home after high school, overcome some identity issues, and realise they've fallen in love along the way.]

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    “𝚂𝚘…𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗?”
    “𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚛𝚎…𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛,”
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    Richie and Eddie have been secretly dating for three years, and only now are people catching on.

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    [Richie] probably shouldn't have been surprised, but the beach was absolutely gorgeous. The sun had just started setting and it was all purples and dark blues reflecting off the surface of the ocean, and [he] found that he couldn't tear his eyes away --

    -- which would explain how he hadn't noticed the body until he was eating sand.

    He frantically spit out said sand as he attempted to push himself up, but it was kind of hard considering, you know, sand.

    Abandoning any dignity he may have had left, he rolled over until he was no longer tangled with whatever it was that he tripped on (we're getting to the fact that it was a body) and he was feeling very much like a turtle stuck on their back, but it was definitely an improvement.

    And that's when he finally looked over to see what it was that he had tripped over and screamed when he saw that it was a fucking body!

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    Nobody wanted to room with Richie Tozier. He was a loud mouth who came across as only tolerable for a couple of hours, if that.

    When little Eddie Kaspbrak shows up at his door with a copy of his “Roommate needed” sign, Richie is taken back as ever.

    Who was this precious pixie boy with soft chocolate hair and summer freckles that lived across cheeks? And why did he want to live with Richie?

     

    warning: this is heavily nsfw themed !!

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    sometimes stanley wants to touch himself.

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    After an annoying day of Richie mocking his best friend, Eddie and the boy go home happy until Sonia is...Sonia.

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    When Eddie had applied to be Richie Tozier’s intern, it was after two strawberry daiquiris with Bill and Mike and more than an hour of less-than-gentle convincing. He had somewhat of a crush on the up-and-coming comedian, and his just-graduated self had thought hey, what’s the worst that could happen?

    He hadn't expected to actually get the job.

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