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    Eddie and his daughter Lilly are christmas shopping. Of course Lilly spots the cutest little dog in the whole shopping center and makes friends with it instantly. When Eddie sees the owner of the dog, he knows he´s fucked.

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    After a good gig in a rather dark bar, Richie returns to his lofty apartment and loving husband. Usually, when Richie walks in, he is greeted by a 'how did tonight go?' or a 'did you get the cucumbers?". That wasn't the case tonight. Instead, Eddie asked:

    'I'd don't usually uh, ask this but can we do it?"

    You should know Richie's answer to this.

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    “Well… well-” Bill hesitates, because he doesn’t know how to tell Richie that he’s asking this next question sincerely, and that he doesn’t want Richie to fuck with him. But he figures that’s pointless, because Richie will fuck with him, anyway. “Well, what w-was it like? The first time.”
    Bill busies himself with taking another hit, even though he’s plenty high already. Probably too high. He should stop.
    “Uh… I don’t know, man,” Richie laughs, glancing over at Bill in amusement. “It was- I guess it was nerve-wracking? But then it was, like, awesome.”
    That doesn’t really answer Bill’s question, though.
    “Well what- what did you, like… do? With- with him? The g-g-guy, I m-mean.”
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    happy rarepairentine's day everyone uwu

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    As it stood, Eddie knew exactly what sort of person he was. He was a shitty, neurotic, repressed as all hell pretentious asshat, and he made every single decision every single day of his life based off of that knowledge. Sure, deciding to get screwed was a weird - but perhaps inevitable - lapse, but he thought he’d chosen the person to screw him quite well. Some average sort of guy on a dating app; no connection, no prospect, no chance in hell of ever having to see him again aside from weird eye contact at an H-E-B seven months after they’d had mind-blowingly average sex.

    But Richie fucked all that up about as thoroughly as he fucked Eddie himself. Which, as he thought about as much as he tried to avoid thinking about, was very thoroughly.

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    Richie Tozier and Henry Bowers had never really gotten along, however, when their school decides to become a boarding school, the two become roommates.

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    Richie falls for one of those “grow a bigger penis” pills from a porn pop-up. They work, and Eddie finds him hiding in his apartment, painfully hard and almost crazy horny. He offers to help...you know, as bros.

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    Eddie can’t keep his eyes off of the bassist. His entire body is hot to the core, he feels like he’s melting.
    He bites his lips as he sees the loose shirts flutter, showing a patch of skin right above his belt.

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    All based on this amazing piece of fan art.

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    The Losers defeat Pennywise at thirteen years old, but when Bill sets out to write that story he gets a bit too carried away. The events of Chapter Two become the main plot of his book and there’s possibly one too many revelations. The Losers are extremely unhappy about it.

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    Richie and Eddie see a lot of each other, being on the water polo team and swim team respectively, but they aren't "friends", and if anything Eddie thinks Richie is an annoying loudmouth who needs to stop giving him bad nicknames and lay off the caffeine.

    It's not like he's attractive or anything. It's not like Eddie's a little bit curious. He's perfectly content being just-barely-civil with this dude for the duration of his college career.

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    Richie and Eddie spend lunch and dinner together.

    [[Side prose for social media AU Attorneys At Law on Twitter]

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    Eddie decidedly enjoys intense, rough sex. He especially enjoys that Richie's able to hold him down and make it so he can't think straight. If only it didn't take him until the one year anniversary of their marriage to figure it out.

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    As she walked toward ‘their’ bedroom, she slipped a piece of paper into his pocket.
    “I might even sleep in until tomorrow afternoon! So, don’t wake me up until then!”
    It was a flyer for a gay bar 2 stations away, with a hand written message.

     

    Have fun celebrating in your own way!
    Love,
    Myra

     

    Or, how two men end up having a long secretive relationship that go on for almost 2 decades.

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    Richie lets it slip that his dick was used as a mold for sex toys. Eddie, unable to help himself, orders one online.

    It escalates from there.

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    Sometimes when Eddie gets like this he tells Richie hours in advance, makes him wait around at home trying not to get distracted by thoughts of Eddie on his dick, how he looks, the sounds he makes, how he feels. Twice now he’s told Richie to wait for him in the bedroom and Richie’s lain there naked with a hard-on until Eddie saunters in when he feels like it while taking his clothes off. Other times, he does this, interrupting whatever Richie might be trying to do at home to announce that he’s about to come through the door. No matter what, Richie hasn’t let him down yet.

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    “C’mon Eds, don’t be mad! I’m just messing with you, you know that. You know I can’t pass up any opportunity to ever make fun of you.” He raps his knuckles against the door, stifling a giggle, and opens it.

     

    He absolutely wasn’t prepared for what he saw in that moment.

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    After Eddie's yoga studio closes for renovation, Eddie starts doing yoga at home.

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    “Might I suggest downward facing dog,” Richie leaned over the back of the couch, smiling when Eddie peaked an eye open at him, bent over in a seated forward fold. “I’m a big fan of that one.”

    “Piss off,” Eddie mumbled.

    “With your rude ass,” Richie pouted, lowering the volume on Eddie’s phone, all but silencing his relaxing rain sounds.

    “The fuck?” Eddie sat up properly, folding his arms over his chest. “You’re harshing my mellow over here.”

    Richie didn’t respond to that, instead taking a second to look Eddie up and down, corners of his lips tugging up into a smile. “You look good.” He nodded towards Eddie’s yoga pants.

    “We had sex two hours ago, Rich.” Eddie twisted around to crack his back. “Aren’t you ever sated?”

    “Not when it comes to you,” Richie walked around the side of the couch, dropping to squat right in front of Eddie on the floor. “You do things to me, Eddie, I can’t explain it.” He reached out and stroked his thumb over Eddie’s cheekbone. “You always have.”

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    Written by Starcat for clowntown kink meme 2k21;

    Eddie finally proves to himself (and his past), through very unconventional methodology, that there is nothing wrong with being a little bit kinky with your boyfriend.

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    After years of friendship, Eddie has a tingling...a feeling that maybe he's not as straight as he always thought. And his best friend was there for him, but...they needed to set out some rules.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak hates his wife. More than anything, he hates living in uptown suburbia working a nine-to-five to support her like he's eighteen again still stuck at his mother's house with her taking his checks and doling out less than half to him like some kind of fucked up allowance, only now he's traded pretending to be the perfect little straight son for pretending to be the perfect image of a straight husband, neatly-tucked polos and shorts swapped out for pressed suits and ties.

    Though, maybe it isn't actually in his best interest to go all out and cheat on her with an older man and then decide to kind-of-sort-of become his sugar baby, but, well.

    There's a learning curve to everything.

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    Richie throws a New Year's Eve party for the Losers.

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    “Are you coming to my party or not, Eds?” Richie asked. “I really want you to come. You weren’t around for Hanukkah.”

    “I already said I was sorry about that.”

    “You don’t need to be sorry, Eddie.” Richie laughed. “Just promise you’ll be there tonight.”

    “I will, yes, of course. What time?”

    “9,”

    “What should I bring?”

    “Just your adorable self, Eddie, my love.”

    Eddie’s heart fluttered in his chest at the nickname, and it came out of his mouth as a breathy whine. “I’ll, uh, see you tonight, Richie.”

    “Be there or be square!” Richie replied.

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