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    It/Stranger Things AU where Richie is forty and Mike is eighteen. They meet at a comedy club bar where Richie is trying to drink away the memory of his friends who've died and where Mike is hiding from an abusive boyfriend and a heartbroken past.

    Summary sucks, but the story is better. We've got angst, we've got fluff, we've got idiots in love. We've also got Richie struggling to flirt and that's gotta be a win in someone's book.

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    Richie smiled, crossing his legs and listing his head to one side as he watched Eddie rummage through the supplies. God, he was cute. “So give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got? Should I be writing my will?”

    Eddie crinkled his nose, trying unsuccessfully to hide a smile. “Nothing I can’t fix.”

    In which Richie is a dumbass and Eddie loves him too~

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    “I can’t fucking believe you let yourself get hit, I mean, how the fuck do you fix a brain? I’m not a brain surgeon, Richie, what if you die from a concussion? Or, or, or what if your brain got shaken around so bad that it detached from your spinal cord?"

    a.k.a two times Eddie saved Richie and one time Richie saved Eddie

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    "I found an old camera in my moms attic." Richie announced over the fire, holding up the dusty old recorder, bottle of beer still in hand as he took a large sip. The group raised some eyebrows, but nodded along anyways.

    "Sure. What are you gonna do with it? Film your sex tape? 'Teen boy has sex with air?" Beverly interjected with a loud laugh that seemed to get everyone giggling and snorting as they shouldered the girl with a smile. "Wow, Bevie! I thought you'd be excited to film our sex tape!" Richie gasped dramatically, holding a hand to his chest as if he had just been shot in the heart.

    Eddie shook his head, arms crossed tightly to his chest as he watched the scene unfold. "if you point that thing in my face i am going to destroy it." He claimed, and Richie didn't pass up the opportunity to stick it in front of the boys nose.

     

    Or, Richie finds an old cam recorder and films his life as he grows up. The losers weren't too fond, but they seemed to bring back memories later on in life.

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    Richie sat at the barstool with his name on it (literally, that’s how often he was there), James turning to fix him whatever drink was up today. He was trying to make his way through the menu. It’d been three hundred and sixty five days, a whole year today, and he really did need something that would burn.

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    All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again...

    But this time it happened in Maine, on a quiet little street in Derry. In that charming corner house that was known to be the home of the Darling family....

    And known by one who never grew up...

    (the Reddie Peter Pan Au inspired by the incredible fanart by milkymaitrash)

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    Richie is being a dick. Richie is usually a dick. He knows this, he revels in this. But he’s always viewed himself as a dick in a charming way, like the lovable dick that makes you roll your eyes and groan but not the kind of dick that people would be genuinely pissed to have around. Definitely not the kind of guy who’s like, homophobic or anything. But apparently that’s what he is now. A homophobe.

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    He wanted to know this boy. He wanted to know his name and his age and the things that make him tick. But was he even sure why? Richie's never been one for relationships— which didn't even matter, anyway, because suddenly on the fourth day of his freshman year, the entire school was discussing the fact that Richie Tozier had set the senior citizens home on fire, when, really, it was just an electrical problem. At only fourteen years old, everybody in Derry was so afraid of Richie Tozier, that his emotions just... disappeared. He was completely and utterly alone.

    Richie's gotten used to it, obviously, but for the first time in years, he wanted to know that boy from the store. He felt something. He hadn’t felt anything in a long time.

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    It's movie night with the Losers and Stan and Bill have been dancing around their feelings for a bit too long

    Or

    Stanley the Manly Uris scales a building with gay disaster Billiam Denbrough

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    Midnight found Richie walking through the woods, eyes closed. He stepped carefully, letting his ears make up for the darkness. There were few things he loved more than this, the silence going from nothingness to somethingness. Noises sharpened tenfold, the crunching of his shoes on the gravel turning into crashing waves, thunder booming overhead. 

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    In reality, Richie had never intended to get close to the losers club, he didn’t intend to get close to anyone, not after what happened last time, but most things never start with a direct intention, most things happen without realization.

    Now here they were, faced directly with a ‘monster’ Richie was all to familiar with.

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    “Do you know how many different diseases you can get in there? How fucking disgusting that water is?”

      “It’s just water, dickhead,” Richie scoffed, rolling his eyes.

    “You could literally like, get malaria or something. We could die, Rich,” Eddie gestured wildly at the quarry, as if it was a monster with teeth sharper than knives

      “Malaria is mosquitos, Eds.”

    “Still!"

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    Eddie lives and Richie gets a chance to confess his love for him...in the stupidest way he could of ever done.

    Short and sweet.

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    "Something in him shifts and changes. Suddenly, Eddie feels much younger, almost even babyish... Without speaking, because if he opens his mouth he knows he’ll start crying, he takes the pills and swallows them up one by one.

    Maybe Eddie isn’t so brave after all."

    Essentially a fic that follows the losers club after the first movie. This fan fiction ignores anything canon after the first film, picking up where it ends and diverging from IT Chapter Two. Basically, IT if the losers defeated Pennywise the first time around and got a chance at a happy, normal life.

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    It was one of the laws of the universe that Soulmates are never separated.

    After the death of two, the Lucky Seven became the Unlucky SIx and then the Ordinary Five.

    Now the universe brings two back after it broke one of its own laws.

    The Ordinary Five was once again the Lucky Seven.

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    Richie shook his hand.

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    Richie and the gang go to some stupid frat party, at which Eddie gets blackout drunk and kisses him. And because Richie is a very smart 20-year-old man, he's sure that Eddie will regret this fact, and therefore never tells him. To protect him. Or something. This......doesn't work out for him. But also it does, in the best way possible.

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    Eddie desperately wants a boyfriend (he’s also sort of kind of in love with his best friend, but he’d never tell).

    Richie desperately wants Eggo’s, specifically the Thick and Fluffy Double Chocolatey Chip ones but also the Thick and Fluffy Cinnamon and Brown Sugar ones (oh, he’s also desperately in love with his best friend, but he’d never tell).

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    When Richie's eyes travelled to him again, he wondered if it was a gift from Heaven. But he knew damn well he didn't do anything to deserve it. "Cute," he whispered.

    His freckles, his eyes, his hair, the way his lips parted, the way he fumbled with his fanny pack! And the way he raised his eyebrows when he didn't hear what someone said. "What?"

    "You're just so cute, Eds! Cute, cute, cute!" He went to pinch the smaller boy's cheeks, but his hand was pushed away weakly.

    "D-don't call me that! And— and, my... my name is Eddie!" He squeaked, blush blooming over his cheeks and blending with his freckles.

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    Stanley Uris may or may not be responsible for breaking his boyfriend's arm.

    Or, stozier + "how did you get your arm stuck in there again?"

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    104
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