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    Rhys has cold feet about moving in with Jack.

    Luckily, Jack is a bit too busy being kidnapped to worry about that. But he can look after himself. Right?

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    Jack has had enough. No more stupid PAs who can't even remember to get him a coffee in the morning. After he shoots his seventh in one month he almost gives up. Almost, that is until the head of programming tells him of this AI they have been working on. Maybe a robotic PA will be what Jack has been looking for, or does the head of programming have something more up his sleeve.

     

    This is my first ever Fanfiction and I really hope y'all like it!

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    Rhys is Handsome Jack’s personal assistant.
    Rhys does his best to put up with a homicidal maniac and Jack tolerates his outspoken assistant.

    Or, “Rhys gets dragged into a whole mess of Crimson Raiders, office meetings, betrayals and Handsome Jack”
    [A massive WIP and big slowburn]

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    Rhys is Jack's PA, and takes particular notice of just how big and capable the CEO's hands actually are while he's upgrading Rhys' arm. Cue ultimate thirst mode™, in which Rhys fantasizes hard, feels Tim's own hands under false pretenses, and can't get the idea of Tim and Jack's hands on his body out of his head.

    Rhys thinks they haven't noticed his ogling. He'd be wrong about that.

    From the prompt: Jack/Tim does something impressive with their hands (cooking/gun skills/something) and Rhys notices. And then obsesses. And then is basically thirsty for their hands on him. But Jack and Tim don’t notice, (or Jack doesn’t notice at first but then catches on and starts messing with Rhys?) because they are both super busy until Rhys just finally snaps and gets what he wants.

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    Usually when Rhys is grabbed he's alone

     

    Not this time

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    Finally....

     

    It's finally over...

     

    Rhys is home

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    This is the 3rd part of a story I began with my day 6 fic, the 2nd part is my day 10 fic.

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    While Jack is planning his rescue, Rhys continues to suffer in the hands of his captors. It is all he can do to not break as he waits desperately for someone to save him.

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    “Sir it’s even worse than we thought. What we tried to do to correct the problem seemed to only exacerbate it and make it possible to spread. We need you down here as soon as possible, in fear we may not be able to contain the situation at hand. Project Lovecraft is failing sir, we fear the worst.”

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    Rhys just wants to have a fun night out with friends.

     

    Can nothing go right in his personal life?

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    Jack has a secret only Rhys knows about. It's his biggest weakness, but it has some light sides to it.

    aka Jack had a bad day and Rhys helped him relax, and it's not even a smut.

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    Oh, how Jack loves a good massacre. Watching bandits fall with his bullets in their chests is a favorite past time of his.

    Not all bloodbaths go off without a hitch though

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    Have some badass Rhys to brighten your day

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    Jack is in trouble, who's gonna save him?

     

    None other than his surprisingly badass PA

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    They just wanted to check out a possible new mining site. Why did psychos have to show up? Why did they always get attacked by bandits?

     

    Why can't Jack and Rhys have things go right for once?

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    This is a continuation of my day 6 story. I think there will be 3 or 4 parts total.

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    Rhys wakes up in a strange room and immediately knows he's in deep shit. Someone help him. Meanwhile, Jack survives being shot and is very VERY pissed off.

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    Rhys didn’t realize becoming Jack’s PA would get him so much attention. Though, it didn’t seem that bad at first, hell it was nice to be recognized.

     

    As it turned out, it wasn’t all good

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    M'back at it again with them chats-

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    Turns out a swift backhand doesn't work on all employees... especially if they share your pain kink.
    Jack is dissatisfied with how his PA has done his reports (there wasn't anything wrong with them actually, Jack was just in a bad mood) and delivers some typical punishments.

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    We all know the story: Rhys is a data-miner, almost makes Head of Security, but gets booted to Janitorial thanks to his asshole rival. So, what if Rhys never found out about the deal on Pandora? Would he just stay; twiddling his thumbs, hoping a Hero will save him from his new state of total boredom; instead of just hacking into Hyperion's systems and sending Assquez on a one way trip to Promethea? Of course he would. Because of one teenie, tiny little change made to Canon.

    Handsome Jack Wins.

    Oh. And Rhys might be completely obsessed with him.

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    The universe is falling apart. The only way to save it is to have Rhys go back in time and stop Handsome Jack from opening the vault (by violently murdering him in his office) and saving his daughter in the process, but can Rhys actually kill him and save Angel?

    AKA: Both you and I have read the PA Rhys fics and the Atlas CEO Rhys fics, but what if I want a story that has both? AND sort of follows canon at the same time? Well now we have it.

    (Written before Borderlands 3 came out, so if any new information is revealed about any existing character in Borderlands 3 and/or any DLCs I may take those into account if it doesn't conflict with the story in the fic. Also, I have a timeline for this fic and when things took place based off of rough estimates, but nothing is canon. If I had to say when the beginning of the first chapter took place it would be after the Telltale game but before the events of Borderlands 3.)

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    Jack's rut is here, initially unbeknownst to Rhys, but Rhys is ready and willing to take advantage of that fact.

    Basic smut and super fluff without much plot. This can be read without reading the previous work :)

    This fic pushed me over 1million words written on ao3 in under 4 years woo!

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