1 - 20 of 187 Works in Ren (The Adventure Zone)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “Magnus Burnsides,” he says, “I think I might be your kid’s new coach?”

    Oh.

    Taako reluctantly takes the hand in front of him and gives it one up-and-down shake before letting go and tucking his hand into his armpit. “Oh, he’s not my kid.”

    -

    **Title changed, doing some tweaks but still ongoing**

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,204
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    711
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Taako’s known about selkies his whole life. How could he not? One of his adoptive dads was one, for the gods’ sakes!

    Not to mention, he’s wanted a selkie spouse to love and cherish for nearly as long as he can remember.

    Now, though, one’s fallen right into his lap, and Taako can’t for the life of him think of any reason to accept this guy’s proposal!

    Based on This Post :)))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,625
    Chapters:
    1/11
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    39
  3. Tags
    Summary

    All Merle and his daemon wanted was to be free.

    Magnus has lost too much, he can't lose his daemon too.

    Taako didn’t have a daemon. He never had.

    ---

    Starts off as your standard daemon au, and then things go really off the rails. Can be understood with no prior knowledge of The Golden Compass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,521
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    315
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    4025
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Taako's a baker tasked with his most important (and indecisive) client- his sister, Lup.

    Kravitz is a florist who's very confused by this random man who keeps coming into the shop every other day for new flowers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,283
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1871
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Everyone in New Elfington knew that, if you wanted something good to eat and you didn’t want to bust your wallet, you went to Tostaada’s Cafe and Bakery.

    It wasn’t a particularly fancy place—it sat on the first floor of the building that took up the corner of Broadway and Main, built out of old red bricks with windows that were permanently fogged up. The sign above the door was written in both faded Common and Elvish, the letters curling and the paint cracked.

    The food, however, was damn good.

     

    A story about finding your way home, and finding out that maybe home wasn't as far away as you previously thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,952
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    406
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    4052
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Many months after Story and Song, Taako is still struggling to deal with the consequences of Wonderland and his relationship with Kravitz. Casting Disguise Self so many times a day isn't going to work forever, though, and Taako discovers another way to stay beautiful. Unfortunately for Taako, the mortifying ordeal of being known means that Kravitz is most definitely going to check up on him and make sure he's ok in the middle of all of this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,507
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    292
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Taako and Kravitz have 15,000 gold pieces.

    That can either go to the home of their dreams, or planning the perfect wedding.

    Edward and Lydia are here to help them make that decision.

    What will they choose?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    116
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Lucretia saved the world. She's the hero in the history books.
    That doesn't mean she isn't the villain in someone's story.
    Ren just wants her twin back.
    There's one person who understands exactly how she feels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Taako had almost everything: friends and family who loved and supported him, a successful cooking show, more money than he’d be comfortable admitting to anyone, and a heaping helping of fame that followed him wherever he went. But while making his signature recipe, something went terribly wrong. His assistant added a little something extra into the sauce, which sent Taako to the hospital and into a long recovery, where he’d have to give up his spotlight.

    After months of struggling in recovery, trying to come to terms with his temporary loss of fame, Taako moves out of the city to take some time for himself. He thought it would just be some time off the grid, some peace and quiet outside of Neverwinter. What he didn’t expect was for his new home to be haunted. And what’s worse, the ghost was really cute and charming, and Taako may or may not have become smitten almost overnight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,135
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1093
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Taako’s life is fine. His sister is spending less and less time with him and all his friends are busy having their own separate lives and that fine. He’s fine lounging by himself in his room watching Netflix. He’s not lonely, no matter what Lup says. (He’s very lonely)
    Basically a high school au where Taako goes through the process of making new friends and balancing relationships. Very self indulgent, hope you enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,050
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    726
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Angus is off at school, Lup and Barry are off doing some nerd shit and Kravitz is out on a job for the next week. Taako can manage being alone, or so he thought. Things don’t quite work out for him though, but luckily his family is there to catch him when he falls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    451
  12. Tags
    Summary

    “What struck Taako the most about the guy was that, while Taako had no idea who he was, the guy had a definite look of recognition mixed with the horror on his face.

    'Why are you just standing there?' the guy asked, grabbing Taako's shoulder and spinning him away from the spa and towards the stairs down into the rest of the abandoned park. 'You can't be here! The sun's about to go down! Hurry! You have to get across the river before dark.'”

    A road trip with Magnus and Merle turns into an extremely surreal adventure for Taako. Basically, this is an aged-up retelling of Spirited Away in which Taako is Chihiro and Kravitz is Haku.

    While this is technically part of a series, the stories are only connected thematically, and this story can be read on its own.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,484
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    442
  13. Tags
    Summary

    The Chug 'N Squeeze has always been a popular date spot for courting couples. Sometimes, the employees wish it wasn't, but with the newfound acknowledgment of the moon base's existence as a base and not just a moon, they've been busier than ever. These are some of the things that go on there.

    (it's a non-linear timeline, don't worry about it)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,555
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    191
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Taako should be on TV, not in a fucking elf costume in the fucking mall's Santa's Village with a bunch of weirdos. But maybe it isn't so bad--that photographer Kravitz is pretty hot, and not entirely terrible to be around. Maybe Taako could get a boyfriend for Candlenights...if he can get up the courage to ask.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    537
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Taako's hit the Bottom. Rock Bottom. Like pull out a shovel to get lower, kind of rock bottom. Do to...a huge, giant fucking mistake...he's working as a delivery driver for Fantasy Doordash. He just got evicted, and now he's staying with his sister, and her...boyfriend? Fiancé? Nerd. We'll say nerd.

    Kravitz...doesn't get out much. Not a fan of it. There's too much work to be done, and too many variables outside the door of his home. And since he's hopeless in the kitchen, that leads to him often ordering in for most meals...and...well...he's made a name for himself as something of a food critic online...if it means the high elf delivery driver will keep coming to drop things off, then...maybe he's fine with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,819
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    517
  16. Tags
    Summary

    It's been about a decade and a half since Angus McDonald sleuthed out the Mystery of the Bluejeans House and the twins are in their teens. Magnus finds out interesting information about what they do in their spare time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,073
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    28
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Ren had ninety-nine problems, and Taako was eighty-four of them.
    But not for much longer.

    (NaNoWriMo meets Inktober prompts.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,782
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    395
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Edward was a prisoner in the Eternal Stockade and that was just how things were. So why was Reaper Barry Bluejeans suddenly appearing in his cell on a regular basis? And why was he looking forward to those visits?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,383
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    686
  19. Tags
    Summary

    The old joke in the necromancy department was that raising a family wasn't all that hard if you buried them close enough together. Barry Bluejeans had always thought it was a dumb joke. At least until the day he committed a death crime and got a son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,865
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3864
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Reminiscing on their adventures isn't as fun as you'd think.

    Also Taakos a horndog.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    422
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    111

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation