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Who Really Wrote The Bible? by Torlek
Fandoms: Hebrew Bible, תנ"ך | Tanakh, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Torah (Hebrew Bible), תלמוד | Talmud
15 Oct 2019
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A humorous account of who really wrote the first canonized books of the Bible, and how they were canonized. [And teasing contradictory texts in Mishnaic and/or Talmudic style.]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 246
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 4
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Halloween Stinks by EndoratheWitch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, The Joker - Fandom, Harley Quinn (Comics)
13 Oct 2019
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Joker decides to make Halloween interesting this year for Gotham
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- Part 16 of Gotham Holidays
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In Terms of like, Instant Relief, Cancelling Plans is like Heroin by feeling_diom
Fandoms: Original Work
26 Sep 2019
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The war between Angels and Demons has resumed, this time, on Earth herself.
Though now, the spiritual realm has found a new advantage in order to keep the battle going: reincarnation. Angels and Demons alike return to Earth in new forms, causing the battle to wear thin as it shifts from a War to a Hunt.
Isadora and Samuel have been best friends since preschool, though their personalities tend to clash. Izzy is an atheistic Bad Girl party lover who breaks all the rules and gets in as much trouble as she can, while Sam was raised Christian and, in her mind, is the epitome of a Stiff (Aka, Mr. Do-Gooder.) When a party Isadora goes to gets horribly out of hand, their bonds will be pushed to their limits as they get roped into the age-old battle of Good v. Evil.
Yes I know that summary was cheesy and long but I'm trying to make this sound interesting. If you're a classic Gen Z'er who constantly makes jokes about wanting to die, quotes Vines and John Mulaney at an unhealthy rate, and enjoys the nihilistic humor our generation has to offer, then this might be for you. There *is* religious humor in here, but at this rate, lots of us are atheistic, so yeah. Don't like it, don't read it. Enjoy, motherfuckers. -
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The medieval monastery in eastern Europe, old nuns, sexual scandal and german industrial metal band.
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While hiding inside a shipping crate, Des Novak accidentally winds up trapped in the cargo bay of the star ship Vespyr. Luckily for her, she's found within an hour; unluckily for her, she finds herself held prisoner. The ship is falling apart at the seams and part way through a two-week jump through space-time. Unable to turn around, the crew holding her finds themselves in a predicament: what do they do with a fugitive who won't give them any answers?
And what will Des do amid this unlikely crew, when everything she discovers about them just raises more questions?
In this classic tale of high adventure and space travel, you'll find among moments of action-packed travels are long periods of downtime, which brews friendship, romance, self-discovery, and conflict. Follow Des and the rest of the crew as they struggle to not disappear into the darkness between the stars.
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- Part 1 of The Darkness Between
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 5
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HAIR (Hamilton!Hair! AU) (Fluff, Heavy Smut, and Heavy Angst) by MachtoMiles
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda, Hair - MacDermot/Rado/Ragni
06 Sep 2019
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“...No guilt. Be whoever you are, do whatever you want to do; just as long as you don't hurt anybody!”
In the late 1960s, hippie-culture is flooding the streets, grass, and sidewalks and men are being resorted to the Vietnam war, without their choice, either way. Based on Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical.
The Hair "tribe," a group of politically active, long-haired hippies living a poor life in New York City are fighting and protesting against the Vietnam War. John Laurens, his good friend and love-interest, Alexander Hamilton, their roommate and love-interest, Angelica Schuyler, and their friends, other tribe members, struggle to control and balance their young lives, loves, and their sexual freedom and revolution with their passionate, dirty, rebellion against the war and their unaccepting parents and society. Ultimately, John must decide whether to get rid of his draft card to resist joining the war, as his friends have done, or to give in to the pressures of his parents (and conservative America) to serve in Vietnam, compromising his pacifist beliefs, and save others lives by risking his own life.
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meddling in the middle of a mysterious mess with dagon, hastur, and ligur by annapotterkiku, honeyedgold
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Aug 2019
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: this describes a department head picking on their employees
don't ask where this came from i don't know eitherSeries
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can thiệp vào chuyện nhà sếp cùng với dagon, hastur và ligur by annapotterkiku
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Aug 2019
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- Language:
- Tiếng Việt
- Words:
- 495
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 36
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and with strange aeons even death may die by DPRenFTW
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
27 Aug 2019
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"Detective Reed?" The… thing called out, tinny voice crackling in the darkness. "I'm not going to hurt you! Ugh... Where did he go?"
Gavin kept his mouth shut. Nuh uh. No way was he gonna give away his hiding place. Sure, he was a grown ass five-foot-nine man, but there were things even the hardest of them all (Fowler) feared.
"Gavin?" Holyfuckingshititknowshisname! "Are you hiding in the closet?"
"Ha! I've been out and proud for twenty years!”
Oh.
Shit.
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tempting the Son of God in three simple steps with anthony janthony crowley by annapotterkiku, honeyedgold
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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"Did you, uh, ever meet him?"
"Yes. Seemed a very bright young man. I showed him all the kingdoms of the world."
"Why?"
"He’s a carpenter from Galilee. His travel opportunities are limited.”------------------
This is a story about a demon that overslept and made the Son of Man wait for him 40 nights and 40 days. It’s more commonly known as “The Gospel of Matthew, chapter Four: The Temptation of Jesus in the Wilderness”.
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My Angel Cometh by TazWren for MyJediLife, HouseDadam
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
31 Jul 2019
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Ben is the wild, prodigal son of a preacher, who has been living in debauchery. Rey is an angel sent to bring him back to the light.
A prompt fic for House Dadam's Easter / Spring collection.
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For the love of eyes... so many eyes by qwertysweetea
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jul 2019
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“How long have we been friends, Angel?”
He thought it through for a handful of moments. “I suppose there is a case for saying we’ve been friends since 1604, give or take a few years.”
“Right,” Crowley jumped in before the other's mouth had the chance to close. The answer didn’t seem to matter. He was staring at him, one eyebrow cocked and lips curved up in amazement. “Care to explain to me why it’s taken 415 or so years for me find out that you have four eyes?”
Angels are horrifying when they’re not in human-form. Crowley finds it endearing (not that he plans to tell Arizaphale that).
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A cesta k tunelu vedla poněkud oklikou by Patolozka
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2019
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Třicet věcí, které Crowley udělal, aniž možná chtěl, od konce světa do následujícího března… často viděno Azirafalovýma očima (Prequel k povídce A na konci tunelu bylo… světlo, který by měl ale asi být čten až jako poslední, jak byl psán).
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- Part 3 of O tunelech, andělech a padlých andělech
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cám dỗ Con Trai Đức Chúa Trời bằng ba bước đơn giản cùng với anthony janthony crowley by annapotterkiku
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2019
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"Anh có biết cậu ta không?"
"Có. Trông cũng sáng sủa ra phết. Tôi đã cho cậu ta thấy tất thảy mọi vương quốc trên địa cầu mà."
"Ủa, chi vậy?"
"Thì tại cậu ta làm thợ mộc ở Galilee, làm gì có điều kiện du lịch."
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Đây là một câu chuyện về một con quỷ đã ngủ quên làm Con Người phải chờ mình đến 40 đêm ngày. Nó thường được biết nhiều hơn dưới cái tên 'Tin Mừng thánh Matthew, chương Bốn: Đức Giê-su bị cám dỗ trong hoang địa'.
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Marcus and Tomas @ St Anthonys' after the Rance exorcism
wherein I use all 8 chapters of the Song of Solomon as a foundation for dialogue and plot -
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The story of Magnus (a flirtatious demon with a heart of gold) and Alec (a somewhat rude and antisocial angel), spun over their six millennia on earth. Together, the two have aided in the creation of the universe, seen civilizations rise and fall, experienced the great tragedies and miracles of human history -- and yet it just might take an apocalypse to bring them together.
A series of one-shots and flashbacks preceding my Good Omens AU, above and below.
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- Part 2 of good omens au
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Gon is a serial romantic with an addiction to online dating. Killua is the barista stuck taking the orders of every date Gon Freecss reels in. It wouldn't be an issue if Gon wasn't such a hot topic—star running back for the Yorknew University football team as a freshmen, member of the most iconic fraternity at Yorknew, and general campus heartthrob.
When Gon convinces Killua to be his gym buddy, it sounds and feels like the friend zone. But who knew the #GymLife was so gay anyway? Certainly not Killua.
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Starts from where S3x24 “Devil of My Word” left off.
What with dear old Dad, an angry Daniel, a dangerously seductive old friend and a possible problem with Hell - as well as a new set of murders to solve - Lucifer learns there's no rest for the wicked. But first he has to figure out why everything appears to be going so well between him and Chloe since she saw his Devil face for the first time - what's that river in Egypt called again?
Explores themes of guilt and redemption - but with plenty of humour and lewdness!
AU from the start of Season 4.
*Spoilers for some of the S4 early promo material* (basically, there's a character who'll be in S4, but who'll no doubt be out of character once S4 starts)
*COMPLETED*
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- Part 1 of Lightbringer
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Summary: Schuyler is the only child of an Original Nine member, the only female patch, and the rightful heir to the SAMTEX charter. But in accordance with her father's dying wish, instead of assuming the President patch, she returns to his original chapter in Charming, CA. Follow Schuyler's life-long journey of self-discovery as she tries to honor her father's memory, forge her own path in a male dominated organization, and craft extraordinary relationships only to have them tested as this makeshift family slowly starts to unravel at the seams.
Synopsis: This story is a retelling of the original series. It will often diverge from canon. It is also meant to tell the story from the perspective of B and C list characters bringing them to the foreground. The story is told in present tense 3rd person omniscient, retelling the origins of the SOA if Edward "The Midnight Sky" Schuyler had been an Original Nine Member and ends long after the series finale. Along with filling in blanks during canon time skips and adding original characters throughout, story lines and minor character traits may be altered, and original story lines added, to give a fresh new look to this series and its characters.
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From writing-prompt-s Tumblr:
You are a holy paladin of the greatest Church in the land, loyal to the mightiest God of them all! Except your God has gotten bored of all the stuffy worship and has started egging you on to mischievous adventure.--------
“How much longer will you remain silent, Paladin?”
“...O Almighty One... forgive my blasphemous self in asking this b-but...”
“Out with it.”
“Um, what the hell did you just say?!”
The ancient totem in which the armored young man prayed before seemed to emit a lighthearted glow as the sunlight bathed the pearly white Temple of Worship.
“Now that’s more like it Paladin!” The Almighty One chuckled freely, “You have no idea how good it feels to hear you swear! Kids these days are so uptight, yeesh!”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,208
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 19