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    There was a distinctly annoyed and horribly familiar huff behind him. "What a ridiculous waste of time. It is a Friday night, you should be honing your powers, Number Four."

    And. Klaus. Froze.

    He felt his shoulders bunch up, all his muscles tensing at the sound of his voice. He squeezed his eyes shut, hoping that he imagined it. But no.

    "I am well-aware that you can hear me, Number Four. Or is this some extension of your irrational fear of the dead? I would've expected you to have moved passed that by now, but you always were the weakest of your siblings."

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    In which Reginald Hargreeves comes back as a ghost and Klaus is left to deal with the fallout.

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    Five spends fifteen years in the apocalypse and two years working for the Temps Commission before breaking his contract and time traveling back to the year 2003; just a year after he originally went missing.

    According to his calculations, wiping Reginald's existence from the timeline means the apocalypse never occurs. But of course, this leaves several newly orphaned fourteen year olds in his care.

    Let the family bonding and therapy ensue.

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    17/?
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    They go back in time, determined to rewrite their own family history. Only problem is, only one of them looks the proper age to get near their younger selves.

    Or, six months after Five stormed out, determined to time travel, he returns home. His siblings are happy to have him back, but he's acting differently...

    (Or, Five goes undercover as himself. Twice the siblings should make saving the world easier, right? Yet somehow, he's only now realizing how many issues his family has to fix.)

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    6/8
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    After watching the World end six times the Hargreeves are tired. And sad. And scared. And most of all, angry. So it's not surprising they have an idea they've had a billion times before: Killing Reginald Hargreeves. Only this time they're desperate enough to actually do it. But this leaves a problem. What to do with his six teenagers?

    Or: The Hargreeves kill their Dad and adopt their younger selves

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    1/?
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    Ben left the academy 13 years ago and never intended on coming back. Unfortunately his siblings had other ideas. (And so did the threat of an apocalypse)

     

    //TW: Mentions of Suicide and Suicidal thoughts//

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    Over half a decade had passed since Vanya Hargreeves had published her autobiography and her siblings were still bitter about it. United by their father's death they must try to prevent the end of times whilst their sister sinks deeper and deeper into insanity.
    With no Harold Jenkins pulling strings behind the scenes how will the apocalypse play out and can Five prevent it with no clues as to how?

     

    You don't have to read the first to understand this

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    300
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    It began as a brutal and opportunistic punishment for a tiny lie. It ended as an arrangement.

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    While trying to jump across dimensions, Five Hargreeves gets “Fractured”, a rare side effect of frequent time travel that splits the host into fragments of a full person that need to be put back together like a sad puzzle. If the traveller was lucky, they would split into a couple of parts; they might even be able to put themselves back together as quickly as it happens, avoiding all the emotional moments and touchy subjects that follow.

    Of course, Five was never that lucky. He gets split into too many pieces and it's up to the rest of the Umbrella Academy to put him back together.

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    2/20
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    Two months. It has been two months since they returned from 1963 and Klaus thought things were back to normal. Well as normal as it could be and then the doorbell rings.

    Opening the door, Klaus looks around and sees no one. Typical. His eyes drift down looking for a box and spots it, open at his feet. “Who the hell leaves a package open at a doorstep?” he asks, to no one, and bends down to look inside when he sees the fabric shift. Pulling back the layers he sees what’s inside and goes pale - a feat given his complexion.

    Klaus, heard you got sober. Your problem now. - P

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    Chapters:
    10/13
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    If this was any other day, he and Diego would wrestle on the floor, Diego inevitably pinning him and Klaus whining about it before seriously agreeing to come back another time, Christ, Di, don’t be such a buzzkill.

    But Diego can’t move. He stands in the doorway, lips parted, eyes trained on his brother, whose smug satisfaction is bleeding into terror.

    Klaus smells pregnant.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Diego Hargreeves needs glasses (and he's not happy about it).

    This is how everyone reacts to him wearing them.

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    1/7
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    7
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    'Number Seven.' 'What Number Seven? There is no Number Seven. Show yourself. Who are you?' 'I'm Seven, don't you remember me? Please, don't tell him you saw me. I'm not allowed to come out of the basement, but I was hungry.' 'What are you talking about?''Dad... he doesn't want me to go out of the basement, and I don't, I swear. I was just hungry.' 'Wait...whose dad?' 'Our dad, Number Five.'

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    1/1
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    10
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    “Everyone seemed to be somewhat happy but that wasn’t the case for the Umbrella Academy...
    well, it never was.”

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    588
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    2
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    183
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    "Your love is therapy
    No drug can give me clarity
    As much as you do
    Yeah, I need you here
    Your love is scaring me
    No one has ever cared for me
    As much as you do"

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    26
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    1
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    The Reader is Number Eight. It follows how you fit into the structure of Season 1 and the family dynamic of the siblings.

    The series will consist of 10 parts. Where the reader would have a focused interaction with each sibling. (Eg. After this part, it would be Luther x Reader, then Diego x Reader and so on! –Yes Ben is included)

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    Chapters:
    2/10
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    1
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    Falling in love with one’s sibling, adopted or not, is always a difficult endeavor to navigate.

    It’s even more difficult when said sibling vanishes for 16 years, only to end up falling out of the sky during your father’s funeral.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Five had not gone soft.

    Had he?

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    Little teenage Five defies his father for his siblings. It doesn’t end well.

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    Sibling communication has never been the Hargreeves' forte, but somehow, Klaus still manages to come out to all of his siblings in some way or another.

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    Chapters:
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    One shot surrounding Klaus manipulating Diego into getting his nipple pierced - partly because he wants him to get over his fear of needles, partly because it would be hilarious.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    213

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