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    People fit others into two neat little categories. Living and Dead.

    For Klaus, there was so many more, too many to even label and it has been since as long as he can remember. Klaus even has his special little box since just before his 21st birthday, Dead But Not Quite.

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    In the days after Ben’s death, Klaus and Diego make plans to leave the Academy together. What follows is a twisted road of abandonment, heartbreak, and perhaps even a little happy ending, as a treat.

    Or: Klaus and Diego’s relationship to home, wherever that is.

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    The world is ending. ( Again)
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    AU where Five time travels to the time he first left the Academy at 13.
    Set post S1.

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    "The academy has crumpled to the ground. Pieces are smoking, and the bricks used as the foundation have been worn smooth by erosion. The structure has completely lost his roof, demolished to the point that Five can only assume that there was an explosion."

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    Five just wants to protect his brother. The one who wears eyeliner and likes high heels and drinks too much too young. But he can't. He can't stop the terrors the future brings, and now they have to escape together...

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    “Viktor?”

    “Yes, Five?”

    “Let’s see what this shit show has to offer.”

    <><><><><><><>

    Thrown into a new universe with nothing but the clothes on their back and a few dollars to their names, Viktor and Five embark on what might be their hardest battle yet:

    Simply living.

    Though, nothing is ever as it appears.

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    A moment of peace was something Five could never afford.

    No amount of blood sweat and tears could ever bring him to it, or even the blood sweat and tears from those around him.

    He had to work for everything, time and time again. The smell of death and rot clung to him constantly, no matter how far into the past or future he seemed to travel.

    That's why it was so liberating, to finally let go of the apocalypse and uncertainty of his future after Allison pushes the button.

    Five was finally free.

    At least, he thought he was.

     

    (Or: Five Hargreeves is reincarnated as Izuku Midoriya, and decides to fuck up the timeline all over again.)

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    "Sometimes Mom seems human, not the programming type of human but human."

    "I think that's just projecting, Vanny."
    Or!

    Grace Hargreaves never claimed to be a good person, she never will, Reginald can even be witness. But when it comes down to her children, she will never stop protecting them. He is the unstoppable force, and she the immoveable object.

    Or, or! What If there was a chance of a human soul be put into Grace Hargreaves?

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    "Our brother's been pretty busy since he got back," Diego said, jabbing an accusatory finger toward Five, who appeared entirely indifferent.
    "God, tell me about it," Spencer grumbled.
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    or: spencer had many last names. hargreeves was one of them - on paper, anyway.

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    in which five jumps to 2018 instead of 2019, spends eight months alone under his fathers ‘care’ without any of his siblings knowing

     

    “Five? What do you mean Mom? Five’s… gone. Remember?”

    “I know he’s gone silly. He escaped his room downstairs a few days ago. With all that’s been going on we just haven’t had the time to get him back.”

    “Fives room was on the second floor Mom, right between me and Bens.”

    “Not his bedroom. The containment room your father built for him when he came back.”

    “What the fuck?

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    Reginald Hargreaves adopts seven children. At first, he drafts a strict training regime, with allotted times for every activity to ensure loyalty and unity in the team he is creating.

    Then he remembers the group of six who turned up at the Tiki bar all those years ago, the ones who resented him with every bone in their body, and he takes a second to reconsider.

    Or; Reginald tries a second time, and everything goes a lot better.

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    Klaus isn’t sure what drives his next movement. He had never been particularly brave or self-sacrificing – usually leaving those stupid heroics to Luther or Diego. But he is suddenly on his feet and stepping in between the detective and the hitwoman as she pulls the trigger.

    Klaus staggers back, feeling the impact of the bullet like a punch to the chest.

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    Klaus’s rescue from Hazel and Cha Cha plays out a little differently. Instead of escaping through the vent and disappearing into the past, Klaus takes the bullet meant for Detective Patch and bleeds out on the motel floor. The thing is, he doesn’t stay dead.

    Cue, afterlife epiphanies, surprise revivals, and Diego & Ben being mother hens.

    [AU, set during Episode 4: Man on the Moon]

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    On their seventh birthday, Grace gives the Umbrella Academy kids the best gift of all: their own names.

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    Luther scowled. “Do you guys smell barbeque?”

    Oh crap, Allison thought twelve seconds before the tiny embers on Luther’s back hairs were stroked by a passing breeze.

    Stanley screamed and stumbled backwards until he ran into Diego, eyes wide in horror. “He’s on fire!”

    “Your back is on fire!” Diego yelled.

    Luther screamed and tried to slap at the flames protruding from his back like wings. “I’M ON FIRE!”

    Otherwise known as: The Umbrella Academy goes to Malibu

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    Helena Potter was done with being the Women-Who-Lived or whatever weird title they decided to give her. One day she was kidnapped tortured and murdered. At that point, she wasn't really surprised.

    Helena was then set before Fate and Death gave her an alternate choice. For her to have a better life. For Helena to be the little girl with siblings. Fate and Death knew the hardships she would face but this time she wouldn't be all alone.

    Watch out Reginald Hargreaves because Helena is going to kick some butt.

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    That’s how he found her. Crouching at the window from the fire escape, she glanced around the space, breath held hesitantly, waiting at the edge before she fully entered.

    Five would like to say that, for everything he had planned out, this wasn’t anything remotely close to what he’d been expecting.

    Following Five throughout TUA, with someone there to keep him from stabbing anyone (too badly) or neglecting every aspect of his health (sort of).

    Okay, it’s more of a relatively feral teenager throwing granola bars at him and calling him an asshole whilst bandaging bullet wounds. But it’s not like any other dynamic here is seriously weirder.

    Drabbles anywhere from 500-1800ish words. This started out as a writing exercise and then I had way too much fun with it. I hope you enjoy!

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    This story picks up where the Same Weird Family - New Weird Timeline story left off.

    Post S2, the siblings are stuck in an alternate version of 2019 where the Umbrella Academy doesn't exist. The first few days were filled with dramatic confrontations with the Sparrows, and with each other. Now, Five must deal with a summons from Reginald himself, as well as figure out how to finally get his family home.

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    In which the book was a therapy assignment and Viktor has never taken care of himself except when he wrote it.

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    There aren't enough Viktor sick fics and if I have to almost single handedly fill that void myself, I will.

    EDIT: I began writing this story (and posting) LONG before Elliot announced his transition, so Viktor's deadname and she/her pronouns are used. Because it also takes place long before his transition in the show, I'm keeping it, but I plan to have him transition in the story as soon as possible to stay respectful.

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    ‟ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 / 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙝 𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 „

    ‟ For someone who can time-travel, you sure do consistently have the worst timing out of anyone I know. „
    /𝐎𝐑/
    In which Vanille Feint pauses their self-isolation to attend the funeral of Sir Reginald Hargreeves, only to run into their best friend in the world and the person at fault for getting them stuck in a teenager’s body (one in the same, Five Hargreeves). And better yet, he comes bearing news of an apocalypse- one that they’d spent years thinking about.

    ‟ 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬, 𝙬𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨 / 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙥 „

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    Only when both his arms were wrapped around her did she understand that Number Five was hugging her, but her logic processor was again having difficulty forming a sensible explanation as to why he was desperately clutching onto her as if she was on the verge of disappearing any second.

    There were some muted gasps around them. "What." she heard someone verbalize, and she thought it was a suitable word to describe how she felt about her predicament.

    Or

    Obedient. Obsequious. Observant.

    The RAE-01 was programmed with far less personality than its precursor, Grace. The intention behind the RAE-01 was to be an exemplary, mindless soldier. It was simply another addition to Sir Reginald’s long list of accomplishments.

    Nothing more, nothing less.

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