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    Will Lister and Rimmer get their shit together to face the sexual chemistry between them? And with the arrival of Nirvanah Crane, does it even matter anymore?

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    SO SMEGGING HYPED YOU GUYS/GIRLS/NON-BINARY IT IS MERE HOURS AWAY NOW AAAARGH

    ~based on a discussion had a while ago about whether or not it was necessary or politically correct to emphasise Lister’s accent through phonetic spelling (TL;DR - very good points made on classism, racism, etc), combined with a pun from Goodness Gracious Me~

    Rimmer goes to see Kochanski to complain about the wedding vows Lister has written for him.

    Barely beta'd, slammed out whilst watching cartoons because why not.

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    1/1
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    3
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    It's blue, because of course it smegging is.

    An introspective Rimmer contemplates life through the medium of poorly-made jewellery.

    (Written to celebrate the doubtless delight that will be series XII. Rimmer/Lister established.)

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    1/1
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    10
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    23
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    2
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    307
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    What's a guy to do when Hitler likes them just a little bit too much?

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    Sex, Lister had once rather eloquently surmised to himself, was like Indian cuisine. Sure, it was wonderful to sit down at the table to a delicately-crafted, three-course exotic meal (resplendent with chutneys and pakoras) that took the entire evening to lovingly savour. But sometimes what you desperately craved was to devour a deliciously-disgusting, chilli-sauce-soaked kebab up against the wall of an alley.

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    13
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    39
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    3
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    The challenge: "Give me a character/pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universes for it."

    The universes: Wild West, Cyberpunk, Shapeshifters, Fantasy/Fairy Tale, ...In SPACE!!, Apocalypse, Schoolfic, Emergency Services, Mirror Universe, Steampunk

    The characters: Lister and Kochanski

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    2
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    Desperate for touch, Rimmer and Lister come to an arrangement.

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    1/1
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    21
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    101
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    14
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    “Told you I'd be back for breakfast,” comes the trademark Ace drawl before the Rimmer's familiar nasal voice rings out. “Oh sod it, yes it's me.”

    “Goal-post Head?” the Cat stares between Lister and Rimmer. “I thought he – you - were dead?”

    “I lied,” Rimmer says bluntly. “Look do you think we could talk about this later? It's just that it's a very long story and I've just dodged three smegging simulant warships to get here.”

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    8
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    76
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    9
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    Rimmer has an authority kink, and other obvious things.

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    15
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    27
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    1
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    (Coda to 10x04 "Entangled)

    The Cat does some thinking about why he and Kryten experience so many heightened emotions around each other

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    13
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    When Jadoo GELFs kidnap the last human, they didn't think to reckon with who might come to get him back.

    Series
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    465
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    There'll always be a Rimmer and a Lister.

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    4
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    32
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    1
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    Within deep space, Samus Aran receives a distress call from a mining ship called Red Dwarf. After hearing that there is life on bored, she makes her way to their ship. Question is, will she tolerate them enough to assist them?

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    1/?
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    How would life on Red Dwarf be different if Arnold Rimmer had come back as a ghost rather than as a soft-light hologram? Hardly different at all, it turns out. Written for Halloween (but very early because I'm going to be busy in October.)

    Language:
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    6
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    Captured by GELFs and tied up to one another, Rimmer and Lister realise that entanglement - in every sense of the word - isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    Series
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    16
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    45
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    Rimmer decides to give his younger self some different advice which doesn't change anything like he assumed.

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    A hundred years was not enough time. Forever wasn't too much to ask, was it?

    Language:
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    Comments:
    18
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    2
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    Rimmer estava sumindo algumas horas por dia durante as últimas semanas...

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    25
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    “Eu juro Lister aqueles meninos são até mais estranhos que você”

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    250
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    1/1
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    1
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    A sadistic Rimmer can still find ways to mess with Lister despite being soft light.

    Language:
    English
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    1,297
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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