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    When the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, finds himself on the wrong side of the law, his only way out is an unconventional one – enrolling at UA High, the prestigious academy for aspiring heroes. The catch? Only the staff knows Deadpool is a student, and they're clueless about his true identity. Join the insanity as Deadpool clashes with quirks, befuddles teachers, and searches for the perfect chimichanga spot, all while keeping his true mission undercover. Get ready for a whirlwind of chaos, laughter, and unexpected heroism in this wild crossover between Deadpool and My Hero Academia!

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    English
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    30,413
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    225
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    Febuwhump 2024 challenge.

    Now I'm going to Stryfe. Worst idea I’ve ever had, I'm sure. When you get this letter, just know I'm sorry, and also, I blame you.

    Stryfe has a new pet.

    Nate needs to get Wade back.

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    English
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    15,605
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    42
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    8
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    726
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    “Hydra killed my family” Peter said. James’s words were like a seed of rebellion growing in his chest. Hydra weren’t family, Hydra killed his family.

    James finally looked up to him. People always said the winter soldier had grey eyes, like steel. They weren’t though, they were a dull blue, once bright that were beaten down after many years. Peter saw a glimpse of the warmth that must’ve once filled him when he gave him a sorrowful look.

    “I’m sorry” he said carefully. His eyes darted up in a skittish manner, trying to read Peter’s emotions.

    “It’s Hydra’s fault” Peter responded, he met the man’s eyes briefly in acknowledgment. James gave him a tight lipped smile like he had somehow forgotten what a real one was like.

    “I think by now, everyone I know is dead” James remarked, almost casually. Peter adverted his eyes.

    He didn’t know what to think about that.

    -

    Peter spends his life trying to outrun his past and meets some friends along the way. Some good, some bad. Some crazy (*cough* Wade *cough* Wilson).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    343
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    1,966
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    447
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    51,943
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    Wade rolls his eyes. “You sound like a PSA for safe, sane, and respectful sex. Maybe I want you to do me nasty until I scream. Have you considered that?”

    Or, Nate’s rod and tackle is full metal. No cowardice in character design here.

    Language:
    English
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    5,690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    840
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    Five Times Peter Parker and Wade Wilson didn't realise they were listening to songs from the same playlist, plus One Time they still didn't, but they did confess.

    'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal
    And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
    Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
    All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

    At this moment, Peter’s sure he’s never related to Britney Spears more.

    A fluff-filled piece in which Wade Wilson disposes of stalkers, there are aliens and a cure that's never explained, homemade pasta, well-intentioned Avenger members, and Peter Parker being obliviously smitten.

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    English
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    13,642
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,727
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    never forget.

    // for yugi! enjoy <3

    Language:
    English
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    2,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    169
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    Peter quit being a photographer for the Daily Bugle, too much negativity for his taste. Not knowing what to do with his life, he divorces MJ and starts a job as a delivery boy. Listen, he doesn't make the best of choices. Three years later, he comes face to face with a, well, a familiar face. Or suit? Mask? Whatever, but boy; Peter is NOT happy to see him in the least. I wonder why?

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    Deadpool has a track record of disappearing for unknown periods of time. Usually it's not on purpose, happens when you're a mercenary and have to travel a lot. Whatever needs to be done to get that bank, you know? But this time, he was running away. Like a coward. No harm done though because he's back in New York to continue his life with his bestie Spidey. They're going to have so much fun!

    Also, there is burrito hate, apologies but Peter is a hater. A grump. A real stick in the mud. (In actuality, he quite likes them.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/15
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    153
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    Peter Parker has this sickening fear that without the mask, Deadpool would look past him; skip past his sweatshirt over button-up over two shirts-self and hit on a different brunet that showed more skin, and kisses people on the first date. He loved Wade regardless of his suit and scars and killing.

    He fell in that stupid head-over-heels way that he falls, and he did it hard.

    And Peter is terrified (even though Spider-Man does not get scared) that through all this, their bickering and flirting, that Wade doesn't like him back. So no, he doesn't want to act on it. He wants to shove it in a dark corner, pretend to be just-friends, pray that Tony never finds out, and leave it at that.

    He can't lose anyone else.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    514
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    7,023
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    Peter Parker had gone underground for over twenty years so he could start a family away from the spotlight. Having never told the other biological father about the kids, Peter finally thinks it's time to come clean with his secrets when the kids decide to move out of the house. There's only a small list of problems that face the whole dilemma...

    • Peter and the other dad, Wade, never dated, their superhero personas did.
    • No one knows Peter Parker was Spider-Man.
    • The twins, Anna and Ben, took up the new occupation of being mercenaries for hire.
    • Deadpool is out to kill the twin mercenaries despite not knowing they are his kids.

    Do you see where the problems lie?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    4,894
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    Takes place two weeks after the events of the original storyline. Story is pretty much Crack and self-indulgent schmoop caused by an ill advised promise to the Boxes.

    Key:
    Author in italics
    [White]
    (YELLOW)
    《Wade》

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    English
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    7,159
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,499
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    There was one rule Wade Wilson lived by:

    Always, always listen to the kiddos.

    They were some of the most useful informants Wade had ever heard from, and he needed that in his city, especially when a new spider hybrid is crawling around attempting to play hero.

    Well, shit. Wade couldn't let that happen, huh?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    177
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2,444
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    Uryuu was laughing, as was Orihime. Chad was smiling, and Ichigo looked at Byakuya.

    It wasn't Orihime who was giggling like that.

    Or

    The gang decided to watch an adult movie at the sleepover since Byakuya and Hana had only seen cartoons before. It was much different than they thought it would be.

    This isn't showing the Deadpool tag because their only watching the movie, but I'm going to make it fun.

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    English
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    502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    174
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    A hired gun fools around, falls in love????...And makes a critical error.

    “Did you kill him?”
    It was his turn to burble. “Yeah…About that…”
    “Deadpool...Did you kill him?”
    “Here’s the thing,” Deadpool says. "You never told me this guy was HOT.”

    Rated 'Mature' for Deadpool and his rank objectification of Matt and his religion. No blasphemy, but certainly irreverence.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    502
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    Since Spiderman's sudden debut years ago, Regulus Black has been obsessed with learning his true identity. What he finds, however, is much darker than what he was expecting. What he was hoping. Driven by rage, Regulus walks a path of revenge against all those who wronged him. His plan is a dangerous one, but he has no intention of stopping anytime soon.
    Fate, however, works in mysterious ways, and Regulus ends up saving one of those he swore to hurt.
    Even worse, the man seems determined to get to know him.
    And James Potter is ridiculously stubborn, it seems.

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    English
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    4,146
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    269
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    Mazikeen is Sam and Dean's older demonic half sister. John's first born. And the one that sold her soul for Sam's life.

    Now she's on her own, working as a bounty hunter and a mercenary.

    The fun starts when the humans actually ask for her help in stopping Loki's invasion; but problems arise when Mazikeen starts to have stirrings for the Jotun in Asgardian disguise.

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    English
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    46,267
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    546
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    123
    Hits:
    10,709
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    The multiverse is fun. Anything is possible at least somewhere and all that jazz.

    One version of me could be reading a book while writing a fanfic of said book. Another version of me could have never watched or read anything Marvel, instead living it. In New York City even.

    Yeah, this story is about that other me.

     

    This is me reading/playing You're (Not) Deadpool: A Marvel: Multiverse Missions Adventure Gamebook for the first time and recording my adventure. Highly recommend so far.

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    English
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    15,826
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Turns out forgetting about a fanfic you wrote with a character who can break the fourth wall is a bad idea...

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    English
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    323
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    After a certain revenge-hungry scientist returns, Wade decides to help the victim of his schemes: an unlucky guy named Peter. Sure, it's not something he'd normally do, but it might get his mind off Spider-Man standing him up for their patrol.

    Meanwhile, Peter is…not having the best time. To say the least.

     

    (*currently undergoing a rewrite!!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    42
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    465
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    6,298
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    Peter was drowning.

    Figuratively and literally

    He was drowning in fear and anxiety, he was drowning in hunger and exhaustion, and currently he was drowning in the hudson river.

    If you asked him he was doing just fine, if you asked anyone else he needs serious help (and a psychological evaluation).

    But he was fine, until the avengers had to come and stick their noses in his business.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,494
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5,536
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    After assasinating Stryker on a job for the X-Men as a trainee, Wade gets a little carried away and torches his entire location, which is met with distain. He is told to leave the X-Men facility, where he realises that he had best cover his own ass, in case the X-Men would sent someone after him with the same serum that had once mortalised Wolverine or something. So, he goes to an old friend, Bucky Barnes and his boyfriend, who just so happens to be Captain of the Avengers, another band of super-enhanced humans, who agrees to help him. Witht he roommate situation in the Avengers Tower, what could possibly happen when Wade is paired with Peter, Tony Stark's eldest son, a closeted gay college student who somehow manages to be an Avenger too?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,207
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,946

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