19 Works in Rapunzel the Corgi (Dirk Gently)

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    Farah marched towards the door, peered through the peephole, and then unlocked four deadbolts and threw the door open. The bedraggled corgi on her doormat wiggled forward and licked her toes.

    “Rapunzel?” said Farah.

    Three weeks after breaking into and out of Blackwing, Farah is... struggling. But the unexpected arrival of Rapunzel the corgi forces her to face the world again.

    Art by beanomatica.

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    Bart gets out of containment at Blackwing and goes after Ken. However, unsurprisingly, things don't go as planned, and the two of them find themselves in quite the situation.

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    Есть такой анекдот:
    Ротвейлер, доберман и корги пьют пиво в баре. Ротвейлер говорит:
    - Бог сказал мне пару дней назад, что я - самая красивая и сильная собака из всех собак, когда-либо ходивших по Земле.
    Доберман пожал плечами и ответил:
    - Прошлой ночью Господь явился ко мне во сне и сказал, что я - его лучшее творение.
    Корги поворачивается к ним с ужасом на морде:
    - Я ТАКОЕ ГОВОРИЛ?!

    Хуманизация знакомого корги по имени Бэха.

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    И корги!

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    Just a funny fan trailer of the TV show.

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    "I regret to ask this of you, but I require your help.”

    “Who do you want me to kill?”

    “Not that kind of help. Something more subtle.”

     

    Infamous throughout Wendimoor for her skills in combat as the toughest mercenary in the land, Bart Curlish is used to being untouchable. But, beyond the tough outer layer she's haunted by her past in another world, with the debt of being rescued from her demons by Prince Panto Trost on her shoulders.

    Desperate to repay her debt to him, she agrees to aid him on his quest to rescue the Dengdamoor heir after he disappears. Along the way, Bart finds herself with a real friend for the first time in years.

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    With this video I wanna show how much dirktectives love corgi (exclusively platonical, of course).

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    It isn't that he wants to punish himself. It's just a matter of supply.

    Can be read as gen or pre-relationship or maybe relationship. Body horror is pararibulitis attack typical.

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    Farah sighed. “This sounds… this sounds pretty implausible, but it also sounds like exactly the sort of thing Patrick believed in.”

     

    Both of them gawked at her. Even Dirk seemed surprised that anyone believed in his flighty life philosophy.

     

    “What? What do you mean?”

     

    “Patrick was obsessed with the force. He said he was part of an organization that took special interest in people who exhibited force-like abilities, so they could be studied. Force abilities hadn’t been displayed in anyone born in the past hundred years outside of the organization, and that fascinated him. Even after he left and became part of the resistance, the concept of the force enthralled him.”

     

    Todd was about to reply to what Farah had said when he saw the expression on Dirk’s face– he was pale, much paler than usual, and he looked drawn into himself like he’d just remembered something important and terrifying. The expression scared him.

     


    a Star Wars AU will a little less force and a little more mystery than originally intended.

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    Although bellhop Todd Brotzman doesn’t have a lot going on in his life, the worst awaits him. It begins when he arrives at work one day and is sent up to the hotel’s penthouse, where he discovers millionaire Patrick Spring has been murdered. An odd chain of events that unfolds leads to Todd becoming a person of interest in the crime and losing his job. That is when he meets Svlad Cjelli, a fast-talking, eccentric Detective/CIA Agent, and his ‘Assistant’ Osmund Priest, who have been hired to investigate the murder of Patrick Spring. Svlad believes that he and Todd are destined to solve the mystery together. Once Svlad is able to convince (or kidnap) Todd in to working with them, the latter is visited by wild, dangerous characters – all associated with Svlad– who complicate his life further.

    AU Verse in which CIA Agent Svlad Cjelli is solving the Spring Case and he and his 'Handler' Osmund Priest kidnap Todd Brotzman and force him to tag along in the crazy shenanigans.

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    A brief look at what Bart did with her time in Blackwing.

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    500 word drabble based off the Pintrest prompt:

    He stared at the bodies on the ground, at the girl covered in blood. Her eyes narrowed as she stood up.
    “You’re late.”

    You can't tell me that doesn't sound like our Bart. Ignore season 2 and last few minutes of season 1, this is somewhere before Blackwing came back into the picture.

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    Several months after the Bergsberg case, the Agency is functioning with arguable efficiency. But, when an old friend of Dirk’s who died fifteen years ago shows up out of the blue, it’s clear that something, somewhere in the universe, is very, very wrong.

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    Farah walked into Todd’s office: “Oh,” she said, seeing Dirk. “Do I interrupt something?”
    “Not at all!” Dirk answered. “I was just telling Todd that I accidentally met an old client last night.”
    “Really?” the woman took a seat next to him.
    “Yes!” All of Dirk's attention was now directed toward Farah. “He asked me where I'm working now because he has some…”
    Todd stopped listening and kept working on his accounts. It had only taken a few days for Farah to stop considering Dirk a total loony and liking him instead. He was magic with the clients, his craziness saved by the fact that he always seemed to know what would make them content. When Farah asked him how he did it, he responded that it was dumb luck. And he wasn't just appreciated by the clients; all his colleagues were under his charm. All of them except Todd.
    Todd hated the guy.

    Office!au where Todd is an accountant and Dirk the new account manager. At first, Todd couldn't stand Dirk but little by little, and after being dragged into various shenanigans, he became fond of him. This is the story of how they fell in love, featuring Farah as a wingman, Amanda and the Rowdy 3 as a punk rock band and other cameos from our favorite characters.

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    The Agency receives a new case: Find out the truth about a missing art piece. Will the universe help them out once more?

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    A general fanmix for the first season of Netflix's show 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency'.

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    Dirk throws a party. Todd lies cause that's what he does best. Farah is so done with them. Estevez isn't sure what he's doing or why he's there but he deserves the world.

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