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Elias has come to the conclusion that he has a crush on Randal. A painfully awkward discussion ensues.
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“We can’t have the hoi polloi waltzin’ through our bathroom on the pretence of a medical emergency. Come on, ten minutes without a word. You don’t honestly think they bought those napkins to wipe their asses with?”
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It starts off with Randal and Dante on the first day of Freshman year of high school, and It seems that Randal may have a crush on someone…
(Also sorry for bad writing/grammar:/)
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— Перемкни пісню, будь ласка.
— Ні.
Одне слово й стільки проблем…- Language:
- Українська
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Jerry Springer Episode Title: I Got Pregnant With A Dead Man’s Baby by Fan_FictionFan2023
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith)
22 Nov 2023
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A year after the events of Clerks, Dante and Randal watch Caitlin Bree go on The Jerry Springer Show to talk about her harrowing ordeal of having sex with a dead guy, but something else came from that encounter…She gave birth to the dead man’s son.
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"Life tends to be an accumulation of a lot of mundane decisions, which often gets ignored." -- David Byrne
Music: "Once in a Lifetime" by Talking Heads
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Gemma swallows, and looks at Randal. Randal takes the first stair down from the door of the funeral home, and then the second, looking at Gemma.
She could do a million things. Wave. Smile. Keep a polite distance, run back to her car, vomit on Jay’s shoes.
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
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- Part 12 of i love you so (please let me go)
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Dante’s not mad, he just thinks it’s funny how Randal has the nerve to call into work sick when he’s really just a lazy tool who can’t be bothered to wake up before noon. Thirty two and still playing hookey — un-fucking-believable.
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“I could fuck wit’ Bruce Campbell, I guess. Ash Williams, and all.”
“I could see him showing you a good time.” He’s got a great jawline, Bruce Campbell. The forehead of a fucking Neanderthal, but he’s also got the kind of face that anyone would take pleasure sitting on, including, apparently, her boyfriend. “You think he gives good head?”
Randal doesn’t miss a beat. “Abso-fuckin’-lutely.”
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- Part 6 of i love you so (please let me go)
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Two Clerks Play KOTOR by idrilhadhafang
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
12 Apr 2023
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In which Dante and Randal get involved in the first KOTOR game.
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Randal Graves was, by nature, an easy-going guy.
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“I was honest to begin with,” he protests halfheartedly, crossing his hands behind her back. “But I still ain’t so good a boyfriend.”
“Okay.” She turns her head, tilting it up a little to make eye contact again. “So tell me something special. Something good boyfriends tell their girlfriends.”
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- Part 4 of i love you so (please let me go)
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The Penance of Randall Graves by idrilhadhafang
Fandoms: Clerks II (2006), Clerks. (1994)
17 Mar 2023
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In which Randall Graves has to admit that he was wrong about something.
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- Part 2 of A Girl Named Grace
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it would be a hundred times easier by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006), Askewniverse
19 Feb 2023
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“I’m sorry, man,” he says quietly, gripping the jacket on his best friend’s back tight between his fingers. “I’m so sorry.”
And then Dante weeps. Not in dramatic, heaving sobs, but in silent trembles against Randal’s shoulder. And someday Randal will pay enough attention to care that Bobby’s waiting his turn to hug his little brother, or that they’re standing at the front of the funeral home in front of damn near the entire township of Leonardo, or that there will be a wet spot on his father’s old suit that won’t come out, at least for the rest of the day. But right now, all there is to do is be there.
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- Part 11 of i love you so (please let me go)
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The line between denial and longing lies somewhere within nostalgia by aPossiblyObviousObssessor
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse
12 Feb 2023
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Randal should probably not be back at work, he’s still very sick.
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Dante has complicated feelings about Randal. He’s trying to ignore most of them.Takes place at some point around Clerks I. Probably after.
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Elias Grover x Lestat Lioncourt by orphan_account
Fandoms: Clerks II (2006), Interview With the Vampire (Movie 1994)
06 Feb 2023
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Elias has a one night stand with Lestat
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Warmth in the quick stop freezer by The_spooky_party
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), clerksanimated, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
24 Jan 2023
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Based on the clerks animated episode ware dante and randal are locked in the freezer
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Your Beauty Never Really Scared Me by lunabelieves
Fandoms: Dogma (1999), Clerks. (1994), Mallrats (1995)
20 Jan 2023
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Newly reinstated as an angel, Loki is sent on a mission by The Almighty. He has no idea he's about to come face to face with someone from his past that he has been missing.
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i seem to recognize your face by Ellerigby13 for Em_Jaye
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse, Clerks II (2006)
19 Jan 2023
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Becks’s eyebrows lift. “Gotta hand it to you, Randal. I wouldn’t expect you to have a ‘one who got away’ type.”
He snorts. No. Nobody outside Dante would ever expect that. “What can I say? I wasted a lot of her time.”
“I don’t know about that. She didn’t look at you like she thought you were a waste of time.”
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- Part 10 of i love you so (please let me go)