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    The streets of L'Manburg are dusty and desolate. The Greater SMP has a lonely air to it.
    That is, until Technoblade escapes from Pandora's Vault, determined to free an only slightly abusive and manipulative individual.
    If only the rest of the server knew what Technoblade and Dream had been planning during their time together in the prison...

    OR

    Dream & Technoblade plan to blow up the entire server and do a complete reset, with the help of the Syndicate.

    *NOTE*
    This was written BEFORE the prison escape stream happened! As of writing the first chapter, all that was known about the Prison Arc was that Technoblade had escaped the prison!

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    The difference between kind people and cruel people is not truly a line drawn in the sand. No one cares, no one looks any further than one wants to see because it does not matter.

    It would never help their end goal, to see anything amiss in their plans, in their people.

    In their Children fighting their wars.

    Sometimes it’s ever so easy to assume. Shapes are deceiving after all, and what is age but a number?

    so much more

    Children were not meant to participate in war, though that never stops them from being cajoled in any way. Children are the blood and heart that fuel a cruel man's fight, a kind man's.
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    “He shifts the mask on his face with shaking fingers, sinking down to sit down on his podium. Waiting for the lobby to reset, and he stares down at the masses below, his stomach in his feet, the world tipping sideways."
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    "He grins big and wide, there was something close to pride in his chest when Wilbur righted his crown.
    They were proud of what he’s done, excited. “We have the Blade!” Techno ducks his head down just enough to finish hiding the edges of his smile."

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    At the start of a new year Ranboo a young sealfolk eagerly awaits the arrival of the human traders from a village past their lake valley's mountains and the arrival of his friend Tubbo. Its a fantastic time with merfolk and humans exchanging pleasantries and goods. This year however will be different.

     

    merfolk ranboo and boreal trio fic anyone oo

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    "How long." it was said so quietly that the enderman had to strain to even hear it.
    "I don't know." They replied, adjusting their hold on Michael. "A while. Probably." Tubbo inhaled before nodding once, his hands clutching the counter tight enough to turn their knuckles a pale shade of white. It was silent for a few agonizing seconds before the ram hybrid spoke again.
    "Okay."
    "Okay."
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    Beeduo divorce arc

    After the whole cookie outpost argument, Ranboo decides it's best if he and Michael stay at his place in the Antarctic Commune for a little while.
    Borealis trio bonding, Allium duo bonding, Eventual Beeduo maybe, probably not.
    Who knows
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Ranboo... well, Ranboo regrets getting on that stupid plane in the first place. Stupid plane with it's stupid inability to function as a plane and stay in the air.

    He glares up at a falling snowflake as it lands on the tip of his nose near-perfectly, laying exactly where he'd fallen when he'd jumped from the crash site, in the middle of a canyon, in snow that is at least a foot deep.

    And then he realizes that he is stranded, alone, in the middle of an island off the coast of Canada, and 'Oh, yeah, if I keep laying in the snow I'm going to freeze to death, because I am barely dressed for this weather at all.'

    So, without further ado, Ranboo gets up, dusting snow off of his person, tugs on his metaphorical bootstraps (sneaker laces), and tries to figure out how the hell he's going to manage to climb up a cliff wall that is at least five meters tall.

    He used the bootstraps metaphor for a reason.

    ~~~

    The Long Dark AU with the Boreal Boys but I have literally -2000 knowledge of the actual plot of the long dark. we're figuring this out as we go! no plot set in stone, i'm making this up as I go because im allergic to plotlines outside of english class!

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    Request if you want at any time on any chapter.

    Will be doing lots of angst and Ranson/Technodad/Dadza fluff :)
    I love all you readers, so please comment, I deeply enjoy reading and responding to them!

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    Various reality TV episodes of the SMP.
    Featuring(but not limited to):
    - Syndicate Visits
    -Catching up with Big Q
    -The Prison Podcast
    More coming soon!!!!!

    (SleepyandStupidinc is not responsible for any death that may occur while reading this fic. Keep your organs inside your body at all times. And with that, ladies, gents, and everyone outside of or in-between those, you may enjoy the ride!)

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    The boy who ventures into the forest wears a bright red coat. He knows he’s not supposed to be out here—but armed with his father’s old sword and a sandwich, his scarf tied and brushing against his arms as he walks, Tommy is safe.

    ***

    It was near parting time for the family. Their horses were worn, the crossroads within eyesight. Two would go left, and two would go right. They bid farewell and good luck, and it would be a lie to say no tears were shed, spots of wet trampled beneath horse hooves.

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    One fic with two-ish plots years apart alternating each chapter, and inspired by a bunch of songs but namely "welcome home son" by radical face and "willow tree march" by the paper kites. (listen to them they're bops)

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    Technoblade never dies. That doesn't mean he won't have his fair share of close calls and sticky situations.

    (Requests welcome!)

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    After Doomsday, all Ranboo wanted was to run as far as he could and hopefully avoid whatever anger remained at him being a traitor.

    Dream has other plans and Phil is left to pick up the pieces.

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    "Phil, we can't just adopt random teenagers."

    "I mean technically we can."

    "Let me rephrase that, we morally can't adopt random teenagers."

    "You know you wanna adopt him too." Phil had that look on his face, the one that just screamed 'you know I'm right' and it was sadly true.

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    Mafia AU where Techno and Phil are Mafia bosses and basically adopt Ranboo.
    Ranboo is oblivious to everything weird going on around them, slowly being dragged into The Syndicate without even knowing it.

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    • Part 1 of POG
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    used to be a chatfic but now its jusr mentally ill teenagers trying not to die and also sucky parents

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    Pls write these prompts!! You can change however you was I just want to read something similar! So take all the inspiration you want and let me know if you’ve written something :]

    Pls I beg you T_T

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    “It’s just a boy,” Phil said quietly. Techno looked the child over again. Now that it was quiet, it seemed so gentle. Peaceful. “The storm is coming in fast. He’ll die out here if we leave him.”

    “It’s a risk,” Techno muttered, fixing his grip on the axe.

    “I thought the same about you,” Phil said, looking back at Techno. They locked eyes. Techno looked away first.

    ——

    Or, piglin-hybrid Techno and phantom-hybrid Phil find a kid lost in the woods (who may or may not be hearing voices) and take him home for safe keeping.

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    Each chapter is Ranboo and one of his enderman traits. He learns that maybe it's not a bad thing to be himself.

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    Techno, Ranboo, and Phil have perfected a harmonious routine over the years they've lived together. Although, in honesty, it's neither harmonious nor perfect (which can be expected living with two kids constantly dragged down by their past traumas). But it works. With Techno just about to leave for university and Ranboo entering his most important school year, an emergency placement for two kids could not come at a worse time. However, Phil's never had the heart to say no, and Techno can only argue against him so much.

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    Ranboo shook his head slowly. “Techno, I think there’s been a misunderstanding.”

    Techno was barely paying attention, shoving the prison blueprints into his ender chest and pulling out a spare set of tools. “Sure. Let’s discuss it when we get outside the prison.”

    “No, Techno-”

    “Not the time, Ranboo. Awesamdude’s gonna be here any moment now. We can talk about it later.”

    “Techno!” Ranboo didn’t sound angry. Just desperate. Techno stopped anyway, turning to face him in confusion. It was only then that he noticed the tears shimmering in the kid’s eyes.

    “Techno,” Ranboo said, softer. “I’m not coming with you.”

    (“Thank fuck.” Dream rolled his eyes. “Techno, let’s go.”)

    “What do you mean?” Techno asked carefully, narrowing his eyes.

    Ranboo smiled sadly. “I asked Sam to put me in here, Techno. It’s where I belong.”

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    "Ranboo knew he was screwed the second they left the water,
    that he'd be dead by the end of the day.
    This didn't mean he'd stop fighting though,
    no if he was going to die they'd be taking at least one of these people with them to Davy Jones' locker. "

    AKA
    Fishboo learns how to be a pirate while also getting adopted by two pirates.

    It's a fun time for all!

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    "I have recently had, a problem, with our resident pig. And what better way to get it to behave than having leverage."

    After this it goes too fast to process. All Ranboo registers is Quackity taking a step back, Ranboo themselves barely pulling their sword out of its sheath, Quackity pulling out a few glass bottles and smashing them at Ranboo's feet.

    ~~~

    Or, after Technoblade escapes, Quackity sees Ranboo and uses them as leverage.

    (in this Dream and Technoblade did not attempt to mine out so Quackity knows Dream is there still)

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    "So, what do I gotta do to win you over, Technoblade?"

    The Egg is a problem, much bigger than Quackity had anticipated it ever becoming, and it needs to be taken down. There's only one person who's help he's sure he'll need to succeed, but he's also the one person Quackity swore he would hate for the rest of his life. He promised himself he wouldn't let his business get intertwined with his personal life, but can he really resist getting to know Technoblade?

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