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    "You go too fast for me" broke my heart, so I fixed it.

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    Zira's life never changes, never deviates from its pattern.

    Until he ends up in a bar he has never been to one day. He has no idea how he's ended up here, but the man behind the counter keeps him coming back. Can Anthony help change his mundane lifestyle? Or has he fallen into a hole he won't be able to pull himself out of?

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    As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

    A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after (and sometimes before) the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

    Chapter 28: Unrepentant domestic fluff. Crowley cooks breakfast.

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    Crowley being brave - wheeloffortune-design on tumblr

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    "Sometimes when people are around me, they tend to pick up a bit of residual... ” Lust? Love?

    Crowley searched for the right words. How could he tell Aziraphale that his own feelings towards the angel were indirectly stimulating the sexual desires of everyone at the party?

    “Demonic energy,” Crowley settled on.  “And I’ve never known you to be bothered by it before.”

    Aziraphale crossed his arms indignantly.  “Well, perhaps it wouldn’t bother me so much if you ever were to focus any of that… demonic energy… on me."

    “What?”  Crowley stared back at him in disbelief.

    “You could, you know. Tempt me.”

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    What was Aziraphale thinking, when he gave Crowley the flask of holy water? What was Crowley thinking, when he was left holding it?

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    “How dare you have spots!?” he demands, shaking the potted nuisance. It trembles under his grasp; as it should. It’s shamed him in the worst of manners.

    “I should drop you from the terrace.” He muses, delighting in the way it shivers at his words. He’s probably doing the wretched thing a favour anyway. If it can’t motivate itself into good health, it will just sit among the other healthy plants and suffer; feel shame at it’s rickety appearance and want to die.

    “Or the shredder if you prefer.” He says, making sure it’s loud enough for all the plants to get the memo.

    “You things have one job.” He chastises. “And you disappoint me every single time.”

    Of course, they don’t reply; just sit there, their leaves shaking terribly.

    Glancing down at the monstrosity in his hands, he’s suddenly enraged.

    “Grow better!” He shouts, as he tosses it over his shoulder without even a backward glance. The others would stare at its corpse until he feels like cleaning it up and they won’t forget their place and purpose.

    “Goodness gracious!”

    Crowley whorls in an instant, wincing as he noticed the figure under the dirt and pebbles.

    “Aziraphale!”

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    Crowley is devastated by the whole "You go too fast for me" thing. He meets Freddie Mercury, who comforts him. 'Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy' is the fruit of that new friendship.

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    Crowleys love confession doesnt go as planed, but Aziraphale is there to help him.

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    Crowley is invited to Aziraphale's Christmas Party for dinner. He knows that it is custom to buy a present for a host, but he cannot for the life of him find the perfect present for the Angel. Meanwhile, Aziraphale has an entirely different present in mind.

     

    Merry Christmas Eve!

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have a phone conversation about, among other things, the Flock of Seagulls haircut that popped up in the 1980s. (Crowley invented it, because of course he did.) Everything between them is said underneath the words.

    I can hear him huff, can see the pout as clear as the view out my window. His forehead is scrunched and he's puffed up. He's bluffing. He knows it and I know it. It's lead in my stomach and a weight on my chest. It's all the ways this human body has of telling me I want and I cannot have.

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    In another attempt to 'get over' Aziraphale, Crowley goes out to find a random guy to get with. He didn't expect to find Christopher, and he doubly didn't expect to find himself falling in love with the guy. And when he gets a cancer that Crowley can't seem to cure, he can only turn to Aziraphale for help.

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    In 1967, Crowley doesn't know it but the holy water gifted to him by Aziraphale was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love. For him and him alone. Over the years, the angel's prayer to the Almighty proves vital for the continued survival of the demon: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand." But first, Crowley will have to calm down about what 'going too fast' might mean...

    (Current chapters: modern-setting, Friday before the Apocalypse, the bandstand.)

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    After the little apocalypse that couldn't, Aziraphale expects things to change between him and Crowley. But after being told he goes too fast, Crowley isn't about to take the lead. It takes a long break on Alpha Centauri for Aziraphale to come to terms with his new life and his new priorities.

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    And there, on his knees, crying and mourning and watching the bookshop falling into flames, he realized it wasn’t about the Earth, it wasn’t about his own freedom, not anymore. It was about the Angel. His Angel. The only one he has ever trusted and loved.

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    A loud thud came from the front of the bookshop. “That can’t be good,” Aziraphale said aloud as he stood up.

    Crowley gets put on probation. Finding themselves stuck in one form proves difficult when they need to go out. They run into some not-so-nice people, and then they need Aziraphale's help.

    Update: There IS a chapter of total fluff and happiness coming

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    It is not impossible for a demon to walk into a church, merely unwise.

    Crowley has never been wise.

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    Crowley liked to go fast. This was not uncommon knowledge. The phrase speed demon existed for a reason, and that reason liked to wear sunglasses indoors and sometimes spent too much time lingering on his ‘s’s.

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    Crowley had waited six thousand years, kept it all in check. But this was the slipperiest slope he’d ever set foot on and as soon as he’d indulged in a few discretionary acts of kindness he was falling face first into pining, tumbling into flirting, about to dislocate his knees on the sharp rocks of intimacy.

    Was this really it? What he had waited six thousand years for? A stupid flower show? Aziraphale wasn’t pulling away from him. Maybe… maybe this time he wouldn’t? Maybe they’d hold hands again. Maybe tonight with a bottle of merlot in them he’d finally work up the courage and just kiss him and he wouldn’t pull away.

    The very moment he’d thought it he spotted the problem at the flower show.

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    Kind of my take on an au where Crowley just straight up told Aziraphale pretty early on that he loves him, so it was a fact of their dynamic for centuries before the apocalypse. I call it the "if they actually communicated" au. Fits in with tv canon, I've done a prelude or a run on from one or two major scenes in the show, you'll almost certainly catch it. But yeah, snapshots of them talking about feelings, sometimes very serious (mostly pretty serious actually) but sometimes quite light and lovely, othertimes a bit more full on. Classic lads. Still don't get together until post apocalypse cos, ya know, it be like that. Runs from like 2000bc to 2020ad with 12 segments of story, although three of those are 2019 cos like that's when shit really went down

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