18 Works in Quote: Thank you for my pornography (Good Omens)

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    Crowley había tratado de convencerse a si mismo de que lo que sentía por el ángel era lujuria, el impulso demoniaco de profanar y corromper a una criatura celestial, pero a quien quería engañar… sabía que no era eso, nunca lo había sido en realidad.

    Quizás fuese hora de hacer algo al respecto.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Dogma's the Metatron tries to demonstrate to Good Omens' Sandalphon how funny the Lord actually is.
    It goes about as well as you expect.

    In which a quote from one movie is tied into/ inspires a happening from a TV series, because I never could shake the impression that they had something to do with one another.

    I would dedicate this to the memory of Sir Alan Rickman, but I believe the poor man deserves better.

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    Scritto per il sempre stupendo P*rnFest su Lande di Fandom
    Prompt: Dabi è un famoso pornoattore

    ...ed è il compagno di stanza di Shigaraki al college.

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    The war doesn't happen and Gabriel doesn't know what to do with himself. Beelzebub thinks he should try some new things.

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    “Hey angel?”

    “Yes, love?”

    “I’d like you to bind me.”

    Aziraphale didn’t even look up from his dessert. “I’m almost finished; I’d be happy to oblige as soon as we’re home.”

    Crowley swallowed, distractedly tracing patterns on the tablecloth. “No, angel, I mean bind as in summon me, via ritual.”

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    summerofspock's summary:

    It's the 1970s and Hell wants Crowley to explore the temptation possibilities of filmed pornography.
    Aziraphale offers to help.
    aka Crowley makes the porno his pornstache deserves

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    It's the 1970s and Hell wants Crowley to explore the temptation possibilities of filmed pornography.

    Aziraphale offers to help.

    aka Crowley makes the porno his pornstache deserves

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    Como hipnotizado, pasó un par de hojas abriendo la revista por el medio y sintió como la sangre se le helaba en las venas. El ángel era la página central. 

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    Gabriel thought he knew everything about Heaven, Hell and Earth and his place in all of this. Then Armageddon threw everything on its head. Trying to find a distraction on Earth, he meets a man who shares his special hobby. What starts as an innocent conversation soon turns into something more... and Gabriel discovers there is no going back.

    Written for the kink meme prompt: https://good-omens-kink.dreamwidth.org/616.html?thread=1138024#cmt1138024

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    Aziraphale is very passionate about his books.

     

    Now with a Drunk Storytime reading by Quefish!!

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    A new kind of patron has been frequenting A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookseller, and they won't say what they want! Aziraphale is nonplussed, until one very blunt customer finally brings it all to light.

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    Crowley acts out Aziraphale's Victorian-era fantasy of taking a rent boy home for the night. Their little game includes costumes, champagne, dirty talk and explicit sex!
    TW: Very brief and very vague mention of imagined violence. There is no actual violence in the plot of the fic itself! Just two supernatural beings lovingly living out a kinky fantasy.

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    Lời tác giả:
    - Thanh niên nghiêm túc chú ý, đây là tổ hợp gồm những thứ linh tinh chẻ châu, một nhà ba người, cấp trên thối nát, truyện khiêu dâm, còn có tiểu ma vương Barty trong phim Ghost Story và câu chuyện cưới vội của Satan và Martin.
    - Cực kì OOC, cực kì mất não, cực kì cợt nhã và hề hước.

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    Crowley tries out a new Effort, one that Aziraphale has no experience with. Crowley teaches him the ropes, and soon they're playfully battling for dominance.
    This is a no-holds-barred porn without plot situation, folks - just shameless, explicit smut from start to finish.

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    Crowley plans a special trip for he and Aziraphale to celebrate May Day in the old pagan tradition... With costumes, music, mead, dancing and rituals!
    After reveling into the night at the May Day celebration, the Ineffable Husbands return to their rental cottage for a night of explicit erotic fun (role play and dirty talk included)... After all, a little pagan idolatry never hurt anybody.

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    Archangel fucking Gabriel向亚茨和克鲁利讨教人类怎样性交,天使蛇就这样展开了性爱教学。
    演变成了一场难以直视的闹剧。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Crowley takes Aziraphale out for a nice meal and finds the angel's vocal enjoyment of the food rather distracting. But it's the dessert that gives him ideas... After all, who doesn't love cream-filled pastry?

    Steamy, shameless smut ensues.

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