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    Armageddn't is over, and Heaven and Hell are surely coming for them in the morning. So tonight is for stories, laughs, confessions and the best of Crowley's liquor cabinet. He only hopes he can keep the angel happy til it's all over.
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    "So you chose to save me and my books, but not your dignity apparently, because you hate footwear that much?"
    "Yeaaaap, I'm a shoe truther, me. Shoes. Are. Terrible," Crowley drawled. He grinned and flexed his outstretched feet, shifting between a few of his favorite looks before leaving them bare and a bit scaly.
    "You can't have always faked your shoes? All of them?"
    "Had to fake my feet for the whole sandal era anyway, humans got tetchy about it. Thousands of years of that. No bloody point tying your ankles up in cowhide when you have to miracle your toes anyhow, it's sort of two for one, so." The demon shrugged expressively.
    Aziraphale's eyes narrowed. "Crowley. Did you fake it during the Louboutin trials?"
    "Augh! Ffffff -- 'specially during the Louboutin -- look here, angel."

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    The Mayfair flat might be safe on the night of the Aflopalypse, or it might not. Beelzebub & Hastur have a grudge and an army and they know where Crowley lives, so caution may be in order? Especially since the door to the penthouse is standing ajar when our exhausted body swapped heroes get home from Tadfield.
    "So you're saying you're going in alone. In my body. To my flat. Where you've never been."
    Aziraphale nodded.
    "Maybe we should just go to a hotel?"
    Aziraphale saw two roads diverging: a night of brooding anxious melancholy and...the kind of night he preferred. He rallied. "And miss my chance to spy in your washroom cupboard? Never. I'm going in."
    "Oi!"
    "I'm going to try on all your clothing and give you a manicure and take a nap. You'll have to sit here and wonder for hours."
    "Angel!" The word had no sibilants but Crowley could still broadcast a hiss somehow.
    "You'll pace my feet to pieces while I pilfer your wine cellar alone."
    "You can fuck right off." Crowley gave him a sound swat on the arm. "See I'd never do that to you, but I can do it to me."
    "Is that the face I make when you wind me up? No wonder it's such fun for you."

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    Solving Agnes's riddle was easy. Swapping corporations was a cinch, in fact they tried it as soon as they arrived at the Mayfair.
    But a soldiering angel and a demon with snake eyes have a devil of a time managing their first few steps in the wrong bodies. This story is mostly real-time dialogue and Crowley's POV through the first hour or so of the body swap.
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    Crowley staggered into the door of the lift with a hollow boom.
    "Owowowow! Shitshitssssshit. Stop this thing!"
    Covering his eyes with one hand he mashed at the buttons with the other, lighting up floors 5, 7 and 9.
    Aziraphale reached to steady him but misjudged distance and inertia badly. He lurched and windmilled, and as one leg buckled under the other he spiraled inelegantly to the floor. "Oh. My. Well."
    "Oh we are so not prepared for this," seethed Crowley in a low growl. He fumbled blindly for more buttons, any buttons.
    "Are you hurt dear boy?"
    "No angel, eyes. Blessed **eyes!** Djyou go thump, I can't see."
    "Ah. Yes. Mm. Legs."
    "'S wrong with my legs?!"
    "Nothing, there's just rather a lot of them and they're. Mm. Miscalibrated."

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    The bus ride back to London was utterly silent. But only for the first seven minutes. Crowley and Aziraphale have a lot to catch up on by the time they get to Mayfair.
    "Do you think I'm unaccustomed to you being **wrong,** angel?" grinned Crowley broadly. "I mean you have this whole dance you do, I know the steps by heart."
    Aziraphale frowned, jerked abruptly out of his wallow. "Pardon."
    "First you act horrified," Crowley explained as if it were the water cycle, "then there's the bit where you justify and explain things sanctimoniously. After that you disavow me and pretend we don't know each other. Then evidence mounts 'til you snap, and finally you turn up again and act like you agreed with me all along. Wossat, five parts? The five stages of Aziraphale Coming Round."
    Aziraphale blanched, feeling a little too Seen. It had been shaping up to be such a nice apology too.
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    "Oh, I didn't burn up," Aziraphale corrected breezily.
    "Then how the everlasting fuck were you discorporated!?"
    Aziraphale froze as the realization hit. "Oh Crowley, you'll never believe it, I was --" the angel's entire body began to shake, breath stopped.

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    Inspired by the tumblr post by Neil Gaiman. Most people jumped on the “five fennec foxes in an overcoat” and churned out adorable art and fics. We haven’t seen much of the glove puppet yet though (or indeed, Raoul, but that’s a story for another day). So IneffableChocolateCheeseCake did Aziraphale with puppet Crowley, and my mind went to work. She requested I flesh it out into a fic, and of course I couldn’t resist some smutty nonsense.

    Neil-Gaiman: “... in Season 1 of Good Omens, the part of a demon named Crowley was played by actor David Tennant. Budget cuts in Season 2 mean that the part of Crowley in Season 2 will be shared between a glove puppet, a dear friend of the production manager’s named, I believe, Raoul, and five trained fennec foxes wearing an overcoat.”

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    Prompt #10: "Don't apologize."

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    Crowley finally wakens after Someone knows how long his Pandemic Nap took. He's less alone in his apartment than he had expected.

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    There was only one bed.

    It was, in its defense, a perfectly fine bed. The problem was, Crowley was 100% sure that as of this morning, his flat had contained two beds. Side by side. Just like on television.

    The other problem was, there was an angel standing just behind Crowley, ready for his first-ever sleepover in Crowley’s flat.

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    Crowley había tratado de convencerse a si mismo de que lo que sentía por el ángel era lujuria, el impulso demoniaco de profanar y corromper a una criatura celestial, pero a quien quería engañar… sabía que no era eso, nunca lo había sido en realidad.

    Quizás fuese hora de hacer algo al respecto.

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    London's 2021 pride parade is scheduled for the weekend of September 11, and one demon still hasn't woken up. Unless...

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Crawly did know what sleep was, in a theoretical sense. It wasn’t something to which he’d given much thought before now, though, other than to file it away as one of the numerous weird and disconcertingly vulnerable things that Earth creatures apparently liked doing.

    He hadn’t realized demons could sleep, too.

    He especially hadn’t realized they could do it by accident.

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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