11 Works in Quote: I'm the Archangel Fucking Gabriel (Good Omens)

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters every other Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,906
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    3260
    Kudos:
    1021
    Bookmarks:
    210
    Hits:
    24441
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    CROWLEY
    For my money, the really big one will be all of us against all of them.
    AZIRAPHALE
    What? You mean Heaven and Hell against humanity?

    --Good Omens script by Neil Gaiman.

    Aziraphale and Crowley's love adventure. Cut loose from their organizations, how do they establish links with their human allies? Love, sex, and consequences. We start in Tadfield with a demonic Apple watch.

    Only a struggle twists sentimentality and lust together into love. -- E. M. Forster, Maurice

    We'll see how these plot pieces of a jigsaw puzzle of unknown design shape up.

    Cover art by AiwaSensei

    A continuation of the 4 shorter stories "You Can Stay at My Place if You Like," "A Bookshop Moves to Tadfield," "Jack of Diamonds," and "Tango in Tadfield." 

    Those interested in a more M version of what's going on behind the scenes with our supernatural lovers might want to read "Crowley Gets A New Look."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,341
    Chapters:
    103/?
    Comments:
    326
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3672
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    A bit different from my story art. These are drawings that didn't show a specific scene from a Good Omens fanfiction story, but rather random character drawings, pictures inspired by the show or fanfictions, but not specifically drawn scene recreations...if that makes sense.

    1. The real reason Az didn't want Crowley to watch him eat cake
    2. The Tadfield showdown does a bit differently
    3. Just Crowley, wings out, making stars
    4. Az watching Crowley nap

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Hits:
    528
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    Aziraphale comes across a child in his bookshop that turns out to be more than she seems. She comes to have a place in both his and Crowley’s life. She even has a role to play in the Nopocalypse. She annoys a certain Archangel to no end during it and maybe even after, something will come of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,624
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    242
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    Basado en un HC que dice que Gabriel ha llamado "sunshine" a Aziraphale, como una muestra de su amor de hermano.

    *el hc no me pertenece, yo solo he tomado su idea para escribir esto.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    42
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    Crowley and Aziraphale find a baby on the street. After discovering their name, they raise them as their own. But what happens when Y/n starts having realistic nightmares and strangers visiting them in the night? Will they discover what's so special about them while simultaneously battling growing up? Discover your truth now 💙.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,851
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2908
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    Set after Gabriel’s demotion & banishment. It has been a few years since Aziraphale, and Crowley have seen the disgrace Archangel that came into their home unannounced and left them with more questions then answers. Crowley and Warlock left for the day of fun, “take your kid to work day” leaving Aziraphale alone for the first time in months. Aziraphale’s day was interrupted by the arrival of the said Archangel.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,971
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    576
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    NaNoWriMo - Day 13

    After the apocalypse didn't happen, time raged on. Even though the Horsemen didn't ride and Armageddon didn't come to fruition, the world (Heaven and Hell included) had limited time left. When it finally ran out, She decided to try again. What good is history if you don't learn from your mistakes? God returns the world to the way it was- Angels and Eden. But those who had fallen remember all too much. Beelzebub struggles with this new life, haunted by the ghosts from their past...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    309
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    Where I plan to keep my lewd drawings since Tumblr is restricted. First is a Gabriphale - second is Aziraphale with a guest appearance by Crowley’s hand.

    Pretty much turned into bottom Aziraphale with faceless dicks. Wuddyagunnado - apparently, that’s what my hand wants to draw. So, Aziraphale and ???

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    469
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    11089
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    "On any other day, Crowley would have slammed the door in his face and returned to his regularly scheduled nap. Although, he couldn’t deny his curious nature. If Gabriel had something planned, he would have done it by now. If he was in the process of planning something, Crowley would know.

     

    If angels were known for their ability to sense love, then demons could sense hate and anger and all of the disgusting emotions that humans and supernatural entities alike expressed. Surprisingly, Crowley couldn’t sense any ill intent from Gabriel. That both scared him and intrigued him."

    [Gabriel needs to discuss something with Crowley. They bond.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    825
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    7261
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    Aziraphale x Crowley.
    Aziraphale's wings are sensitive.
    Gabriel is so annoying.
    Read de tags I guess.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1549

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