25 Jan 2020
Castiel’s breath trembles as he marches away from Mary Winchester. He’s managed to go years without drawing attention from Sam and Dean. Every being they’d ever met - friend or enemy – had poked fun at Castiel’s affections. But the Winchesters, they were too adverse to the idea of being loved by someone so new in their lives… they’d never believed a word. And he was thankful for their oversight.
Castiel won’t survive being told to leave again. Things had just began to feel normal. Dean had given him a room. Carved a place out for him inside the bunker, Dean’s home. Dean would be betrayed to know about his feelings… disgusted even.
Castiel sits at the table, eyeing Mary, the ticking time bomb. She looks back.
Will she tell him? He doesn't know.
So he prays. Prays to to Chuck: please don’t let them know.
Dean has an obsession. It’s borderline crazy sometimes, as obsessions tend to get. Sometimes he spends hours behind it, frantically investigating.
Dean stalks Chuck Shurley.
So it’s shocking when he sees a new book appear. Because he’d signed up for all the alerts and pre-alerts.
‘How To Take Care Of Your Guardian Angel’
He shouldn’t… Dean clicks purchase.
“I want you to tell me why my name was on that DVD!” he shrieks.
That makes Dean pull up short. Cass is the picture of calm. He doesn’t scream or show emotions in general. “What’re you talking about man?” he asks, forcing his voice not to sound as gruff. He pats the edge of the bed and smiles as the bed dips with Cass’ weight. “Talk to me.”
Hands gripping the edge of the bed, Cass gulps, turning his head to Dean. He sees the panic in his friend’s eyes. “I just – I don’t understand things. And what I’m feeling right now… it’s just too much. It feels too intense. And I just can’t breathe. It’s wrong. I know it’s wrong to feel like this but I just – I can’t stop it Dean.”
“What can’t you stop?”
Eyes, raw and brimming with emotion, Cass stares at him. “Why was my name on that DVD?”
“I don’t know.” Dean tries to convey his sincerity. “I really don’t know Cass.”
“But it said Cass.” His voice is small. “When I saw it on your bed, I thought it was mine.”
A chill goes through him. Cass … he couldn’t mean that DVD… could he?
“What DVD?” his voice is almost shrill. It’s like the babysitter and the pizza man all over again.
“Cas-a Erotica.” Says Cass.
Dean’s seen some weird shit. Literally.
From faeces plastered on walls to in a truck stop toilet bowl. But never – never – has Dean seen something as weird as an angel boiling pizza.
“Cass I think-”
“No.” Cass cut him off, whipping back around to tentatively poke the slice with a fork.
Dean pities the poor slice as it turns soggy in the boiling, bubbling water.
“Dean please.” Cass says, waving the fork at him.
Sneezing, Dean almost loses an eye, but Cass doesn’t seem to notice, as he continues to glare down at Dean. “See.” He says haughtily. “You are sick. And I am taking care of you.”
The unmistakable pride in his voice is the only think keeping Dean from complaining. Cass wants to take care of him. So, he stows his complaints and watches as Cass mutilates the pizza slice, flipping it over, so all the toppings float into the water.
When Cass places the pizza and about half of the boiled water into a bowl Dean can’t help but jab, “And what do you call this dish Cass.”
“I- I made it especially for you.” Cass informs him with pride. “It’s a combination of your mother’s tomato rice soup, which always make you happy and pizza. I call it rizzoup.”
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), MCU
09 Jan 2020
This is just a bunch of randoms short stories or imagines that I will be writing in my free time for the Marvel fandom. Please feel free to leave suggestions and I will add them to my forever long list!
1. The colour of his soul
2. His green eyes
3. The way his smile has crow’s feet
4. The way he obsesses over pie and bacon
5. The way he calls me buddy and pats my shoulder – even though I’m an angel
6. His aptitude level
7. ‘Baby’ – that car is almost a part of him
9. His cooking
10. His disposition
11. His taste in music and movies (Especially the mix tape he gave me.)
12. The way he looks at me
Dean finds a list of all the things Cass doesn’t like about it. It’s getting closer to Christmas so he wants the angel to stick around. The only logical thing to do is to fix everything on the list.
Castiel feels lonely and unwanted after leaving the bunker. What has always made him happiest. He reads online that you can make yourself happier by making a list about the things you love. Dean is never supposed to find it.
Misunderstandings and Christmas fluff galore.
Jack walks in on Dean spanking Castiel, and gets the wrong idea. He thinks the angel is being punished for everything he'd done wrong, and speaks his mind about corporal punishment.
Castiel is all, 'Dean, let me up so I can deal with our kid.'
Dean is practically speechless, and at the end of it all, Jack will probably need to go to Sam to get a proper education in such matters in order to avoid being traumatized by the internet, which is not for cats after all.
08 Nov 2019
Bucky, hungover and in a funk, manages to order pizza, squinting at the flyer hanging from his fridge.
Clint, halfway to drunk, answers his cell and takes the order. He goes to his fave pizza place and delivers pizza to the hot-sounding stranger.
It’s the best pizza Bucky has ever eaten and the delivery guy was hot and friendly.
So he saves the number and keeps ordering pizza.
All was fine and good when Sam and Dean ordered a pizza, that is, until Cas came by...
Just a fun, short oneshot. I think we all know what quote was behind the inspiration for this fic.
You wear a sexy number for some time with Dean but life in the bunker is never predicable.
Fandoms: Supernatural, Castiel - Fandom, Misha Collins - Fandom
07 Aug 2017
Castiel has and Reader has feelings for the Reader. And somehow they and the Winchesters end up in one room with a certain porn watching Angel who comments on the porn. Reader and the boys are embarrassed.
Cas want some experience what roleplaying is like. He knows that the reader loves pizza. So he decides that he will surprise the reader..
Smut a lot of. Smut..
Enjoy you little assbutts.
You always thought your feelings towards your brother were wrong and one-sided. Little do you know he feels the same way about you.
Sam developed a crush on Cas. Castiel is oblivious because he doesn't understand what's going on.