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    "I applaud you for making me hate Sansa even more than ever! Ned for sure would be rolling in his grave" - tangent.

    "Dark Sansa is horrifying" - Saju.

    "Hello! You told me this is one story where that filthy little creature Tyrion gets what he deserves. And let me tell you, it was fucking amazing! Getting his cock chopped off and stuffed in his mouth. Hopefully he was still alive to feel that... Loved this" - White Dragon Wolf.

    "The sight of Sansa in armor is like so cool haha, the blood of warriors runs in their Stark veins. Great chapter as always!
    *returns to corner rooting for Dark Sansa" - Akhmal

    "This is the most annoying story i have ever read. Daenerys burned a whole city, and this story is determined to make her look like a victim..pathetic!" Chinggay 85.

    "Fire is the champion of House Stark" - Her Grace, Sansa Stark, First of her Name, by the Grace of the Old Gods and the New, Queen in the North and Lady of Winterfell

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    When Jon Snow commits treason and plunges his blade into Daenerys' breast, the Lord of Light is not finished with Azor Ahai. Drogon lands in Volantis--Quaithe mysteriously arrives to guide Kinvara. By sacrifice, amid smoke and fire and blood, Daenerys again takes breath, damaged and twisted by her death, but remembering three cardinal convictions, three objectives to guide a second chance at life: Liberty, Revenge, and Family. The world overturns in War, and a young girl from the aristocracy of Old Volantis is challenged by her family's ancient connection to the Dragon Queen. This story is beta-read and directly contributed to by Wardown, and inspired by discussions with him, as well as a request to Wardown by Morrika. Chapters in which Wardown contributes with full scenes are attributed as such.

    Will update on Sundays going forward.

    Chapter 28 has now been added to (19/08/2021)

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    A collection of preseries drabbles and ficlets.

    Chapter 27: Uncle Maester

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    Civil war is unavoidable.

    Or, Myrcella proves herself a Baratheon, despite her blood.

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    “This week on Tears of Lys True Crime we’ll be covering a case as convoluted as it is disturbing. The last surviving son of an Ironborn politician seduced by an enigmatic stranger, a Northern teen who slipped through the cracks of social services into the hands of sex traffickers, a wedding, a window, a basement and a blog. This week we will be unpacking the horrifying case of Theon Greyjoy, Jeyne Poole and Ramsay Bolton. This week’s episode is sponsored by Highgarden Harvest Meal Planning, from the Jade Sea Juice Cleanse to the Dothraki Diet, summer bodies are made in the winter, use code TEARS-OF-LYS for 50% off your first order. Before we begin, this podcast covers disturbing real-life incidents. This case will feature graphic discussions of violence, including violence inflicted on a child and animal abuse. Listener discretion is advised.”

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    If a man is straight, he's not going to stop being straight just because he likes a cock up his ass sometimes. Theon is sure enough of himself to know.

    Or, Theon slowly unlearns some of that good old Greyjoy bullshit, and learns some more about himself.

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    Theon, heir to the Underwater Kingdom, has no intention to go and marry some kraken girl like his father wants him to. Instead he loves watching humans, especially their curious mating rituals. It's just a hobby, really, until he sees one particular human.

    FINALLY COMPLETE :D

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    Heading towards her wedding in Kings Landing in the midst of war, Sansa's galley is captured by the fearsome Northern privateer Captain Crow. She could tell him she's the daughter of Lord Stark but what might this former pirate do if he learns she's betrothed to King Joffrey?

    Jon has sailed the Narrow Sea and beyond since he was a small boy taken by his Uncle Benjen to sea after his mother's passing. As a privateer, he sails his ship to serve the North's war efforts and line his crew's pockets with money from the prizes they capture...but he may find it's his heart in danger of capture when he meets Sansa.

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    "I know moments measured / by a kiss, or a tear, a pass of the hand along a loved one's face." - Li-Young Lee, 'Always a Rose'

    Stand-alone prompts from kashimalin-fanfiction's "50 Types of Kisses" writing prompt list, ranging from 300-700 words on average, involving both romantic and platonic pairings.

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    A fic about my favorite pairings going on adventures, they will die and im sorry

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    Temporarily on hold for ADD reasons

    ***

    “We can't risk that. Do you see what I'm saying?” Jon finished, his brows knitted in concern.

    “Yeah, man.” Theon nodded. He was feeling more charitable after the meal. He eyed the man's well fitted black slacks. He clearly had a one note closet, but Theon didn't see a reason to complain.

    Jon sighed, his shoulders drifting down in relief. “Glad we got that settled.” He started the car. His eyes were firmly fixed on the road in front of them. “Where do you want me to drop you off?” he asked.

    “Shit, I just remembered.” Theon said, holding up a hand to stall him. “I can't drive, and my ride just bailed on me. Will you give me a ride to work tomorrow if I suck your dick again?”

    Jon stared at him, his eyes growing wider and his cheeks redder. “What did you say?”

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    It's the local festival! Morris Dancers, food stands, and bands nobody's heard of are out in full force. Arya's here for a good time, but her frolics are being severely threatened by Sansa's insatiable desire to set her up with Gendry, when she's told her a bajillion times that he's just a mate. A stupid (handsome) stubborn (perfect) idiot of a mate.

    With the arrival of another Greyjoy posing something of a security risk, Asha and Brienne have got bigger fish to fry.

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    They say songs are prayers. Asha fervently wished hers reached the Drowned God.

    twow fic; in which i kill euron greyjoy for fun and a laugh.

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    post-ADwD/pre-Greyjoy Rebellion
    half Alannys's memories of her late teens/early adulthood, half Asha bringing Theon and Jeyne back to Harlaw and everything that comes after that

    i haven't been on here in forever and im bad at describing skskskkss just read it

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    Yara is starting to become anxious eight days after Theon left with a handful of her men to fight for the Starks. Then a raven arrives.

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    But I was busy thinking 'bout boys
    Boys, boys
    I was busy dreaming 'bout boys
    Boys, boys
    Head is spinning thinking 'bout boys

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    Chapter titles contain relevant characters and/or pairings.

    --
    The following pairings have their fics in a separate collection: Elia x Lyanna, Ned x Catelyn. Drabbles about Rhaella Targaryen can be found here.

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    “She’s never worked a day in her life,” Asha pointed out. “How great could she be?"

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    A collection of short fics written for Throbb Xmas Week 2016 on Tumblr. The characters belong to GRRM's A Song of Ice and Fire series and HBO's Game of Thrones. I don't own them.

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    Robb does not send Theon to Pyke or marry Jeyne Westerling; instead, he marries Roslin Frey. Yoren returns Arya to Winterfell safely, where she learns that she is betrothed to Walder Frey. Meanwhile, the Others threaten the Wall while Daenerys, her dragons and her followers sail back to Pentos from Qarth.

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