15 Works in Q Whump

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    The doorbell chimed. Q sighed and rolled his eyes heavenward before disappearing down the corridor. James heard Q’s complex security system disengage followed by Q’s gentle tenor filled with strained politeness.

    “Good afternoon, Anthea. Won’t you and your horde please come in?”

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    These ficlets will detail the Christmases before and during the marriage of James and Q in my "Weight of Water" verse. I hope you enjoy.

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    Language:
    English
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    36,790
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3729
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    Alec wants to meet his new Quartermaster, not least of all because they're both involved with James, and an in-person introduction would only be polite. He knows just from James's interest that there must be more to the man than first meets the eye, so he's prepared for the unexpected, like any good 00-Agent.

    He's still not prepared for Q.

    Language:
    English
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    9,901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    593
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    3891
  3. Tags
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    Things don't always go as expected. Sometimes they go exactly as intended. Sometimes things are some heinous mix of the two and trust is a precious thing. But who?

    Disclaimer: I don't own anything, please leave the poor, broke, and mostly in debt college student alone...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,332
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    238
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    In the wake of everything that Blofield and C did and Bond's departure from MI6, Q just wants to get on with it. But life is never that easy; when Q is kidnapped, MI6's most tenacious and protective 00-agents will do anything to get him back and keep him safe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,015
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    601
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    8618
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    Q is shot and permanently injured on the night of Blofeld's and Denbigh's attempted coup, but Bond walks away with Madeline knowing nothing about it. However, time and tide eventually returns Bond to England's shores, and his reaction to the changes he finds upon his return will surprise them all.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,008
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    698
    Bookmarks:
    186
    Hits:
    18702
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    Instead of telling M that Bond had headed off to the Austrian Alps, Q decided the best way to deal with the situation would be to head out there himself and request the other man's return. What he didn't anticipate was being captured by Oberhauser to help locate Bond for them.

    Based on the deleted edition of the SPECTRE script where Q was kidnapped by Blofeld and beaten up in an attempt to make him find Bond for them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,925
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2263
  7. Tags
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    You never know what you've got until it's gone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2461
  8. Tags
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    A trip to Brussels for a speaking engagement does not go as planned for MI6's Quartermaster.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,972
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    5079
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    Q learned quite quickly that he wasn't like other people - that he lived and died like everyone else, but remembered every lifetime before like pages in a never-ending book. He also learned quite quickly what people did with other people who were different. The one thing that made Q's many lives bearable, though, was the one soul that returned in every lifetime: James.

    There was only one problem.

    James returned, time and again, just like Q did. Same blue eyes, same golden hair, same devasating smile and penchant for trouble. But James never remembered a bit of it - each life for him was his first life, and he therefore had no idea why Q would always trust him like a polestar, and grieve for him like Pompeii.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,557
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    896
    Bookmarks:
    261
    Hits:
    8896
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    A bomb scare reveals to MI6 that the Quartermaster is at risk from a very dangerous man. The only thing that they know is that he wants Q, so of course they're going to go to an expert. And if said expert happens to also be Q's brother, well, they'll try to keep that hush hush.

    Dealing with a possible kidnapping that grows more likely by the second, Q tries to find a way to keep himself centered and not freaking out and so handling a certain Double-oh agent's feelings is not that high on his priority list at the moment.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,262
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    12598
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    Smartass Little Shits should be taught their lesson: One doesn't try to trick the bad guys.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,489
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1242
  12. Tags
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    Q should have left his boyfriend months ago. Only, he didn't, and now there's a gun to his head and he's pretty sure he's about to die.

    (Warning: This starts IMMEDIATELY with a graphic description of domestic violence.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,744
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6903
  13. Tags
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    King Q's realm has been threatened by a loathsome destructive dragon. He has sworn to vanquish it.

    The king's bodyguard, Sir James Bond is NOT pleased.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,102
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    11638
  14. Tags
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    Things happen, sometimes.

    Sometimes, you trip and fall on your ass. Sometimes, you slip up and cut your finger open on a tin can. And you still don't know how you managed to set your shoe on fire on that camping trip.

    Quartermasters never do things by halves. They tend to glue themselves to tables.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    866
  15. Tags
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    His name was Oliver, he was a programmer in Q branch, he had no access to classified files...

    Sherlock Holmes is contacted by his elder brother. The Quartermaster of MI6 has been abducted, and Mycroft is insistent that Sherlock finds him. Sherlock, John, and a rather overzealous 00 agent, attempt to find him before Q shatters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,108
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    314
    Kudos:
    1790
    Bookmarks:
    457
    Hits:
    38466

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